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Wyatt Mason IX was a pitcher for the New York Millennials, and was with the team from the Second Wyatt Masoning until being echoed into Static on Season 14, Day 77.

Official League Records

Mason IX joined the ILB as a pitcher for the New York Millennials in Season 14 as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning.

Wyatt Mason IX and Wyatt Mason XI echoed each other into Static when meeting on Day 77 of the same season.

Community Lore

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Wyatt Mason IX Across Dimensions

In the Interdimensional Rumor Mill’s library, there’s an always-evolving book titled Wyatt Mason IX’s Rumor Registry. A bookmark sticks out from between the pages, labelled IF-56.149 and marking the following entry...

Wyatt Mason can’t not be a pitcher for the New York Millennials, and has been since season 14 when the Microphone lifted. He was originally a batter but was moved to pitching at some point. Probably. He was certainly pitching by Season 14.

Life outside of Blaseball

Mason has a fairly successful career as a DJ. They play “lo-fi beats to hate capitalism to,” and are a big fan of the Garages. After season 14, there have been rumors that fae has considered changing faer career, since microphones don’t work right for faer anymore.
He is a college graduate, and has a degree in urban planning. He was going to work on increasing accessibility in NYC’s subway system. The Millennials attended his graduation. They even put away their phones (except to take pictures.) The pictures are now strangely glitched, but at least it’s proof fae existed at all.

Season 14

During the Latesiesta of Season 14, something happened.

It was always going to happen. It was a setup.

Wyatt Mason was not available to pitch during the day 77 game. They were elsewhere.

Mason reappeared at the beginning of season 15. There was something different about him. He said he didn’t want to talk about it.

Everything is possible, so everything is true, so this can’t be wrong, but…

this doesn’t feel right.

rewind?

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-===== '''Second Wyatt Masoning''' =====
+{{IRM|Subject=Wyatt Mason IX|format=dimensions}}
-Wyatt Mason IX was pulled in through the Rift along with 12 other Wyatt Masons in the [[Second Wyatt Masoning]]. Reports that they may have “hatched” from Patty Fox’s 9-blood blagonball are unsubstantiated, as no one was able to agree on anything other than that they arrived and were quickly accepted as a member of the team. This process was helped and hindered by the fact that Nines (as they were quickly nicknamed) insisted fae had always been a member of the Millennials, or at least since season 3. This interdimensional confusion was familiar to fellow Millennials [[Fynn Doyle|████ █████]] and [[Andrew Solis]], and in the 5 days Nines was on the Millennials, they were known to get along very well with most of their teammates, but those two particularly.
-===== '''Life in Original Universe''' =====
+<code>Everything is possible, so everything is true, so this can’t be wrong, but…</code>
-It was hard to glean information from Nines about their home universe, especially as they were only in ours for 5 days, and spent a lot of that time asking questions rather than answering. What information he did give is as follows:
-Wyatt Mason (the IX was not part of his original name, he claims) was the player hatched after [[Chorby Soul]] was incinerated. They were, at first, a batter for the Millennials, and then were moved to pitching, as they were much better at it.
+<code>this doesn’t feel right.</code>
-When asked about [[Sandie Turner]], Chorby’s replacement in our world, Nines said “The microphone siren?” and refused to answer further questions on the matter, claiming a sudden headache.
-Wyatt Mason, in their world, was a fairly good pitcher and DJ, and claimed to have never experienced any sort of reality-bending events (“at least, not more than usual”) before this one. Fae did confirm that Day X happened in faer world, although [[Dominic Marijuana]] was never incinerated, and [[Thomas Dracaena]] was instead the Millennial who appeared on the Hall Stars. Further questioning on this matter had to be dropped, as Nines was very upset at the topic of their team captain’s apparent death.
-Mason IX was a college graduate, and majored in urban planning. They claimed the Millennials attended their college graduation in their original timeline, “and even mostly put away their phones.” The plausibility of this last statement is doubtful.
-===== '''Staticing''' =====
-Wyatt Mason IX echoed into static on Day 77. However, they then continued to pitch for the rest of the game, defying expectations and certain laws of reality. When asked about how this feat was accomplished, the Millennials issued the group statement of “It’s sensitive, okay? Like, emotionally sensitive. They were a good pitcher, and a good kid.”
-On days when Battin’ Island’s Psychoacoustics have Resonated in Feedback, some have claimed to see Nines, or at least the blurred silhouette of them, among the crowd. However, these rumors are unfounded.
-==== Trivia ====
--Nines was said to have a visual distortion effect similar to the one seen on something placed too close to a loudspeaker.
--In keeping with Mills tradition, he had a side hustle. Fae was a DJ at a “24/9” radio station, where he played "lo-fi beats to hate capitalism to". He was going to have a “celebratory interdimensional concert”, but Static necessitated it be cancelled.
--They helped rewire the Psychoacoustics that had pulled them into this reality, claiming to “have a knack for this kind of thing.”
-<!-- When adding community lore about a player, add the template {{Community Lore}} at the top of the section and delete this note. -->
+<code>[[Wyatt Mason IX|rewind?]]</code>
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