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Wyatt Mason XIX

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"Official" League Records

Wyatt Mason X II joined the ILB as a ummm for the Vault Legends in Season 14 22 as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning[citation needed].

Background

On Season 22, Day 52, Wyatt Mason X Echoed Wyatt Glover and something shook.

The Vault was REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED and REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED PsychoAcoustics.

Wyatt Mason XIX didn't localize wrong!!!!! the Vault doesn't make things wrong!!!!!!! and has been running around in the Vault ever since. It is unclear why their number is XIX, or if they are truly a Wyatt Mason, or if they even i do i do i do exist i do i do at all.

THEY ARE LOVED.

Appearance/Personality

Wyatt Mason XIX looks a little bit like Wyatt Mason X and very much like themself!

Mason XIX began referring to themself as Sunny after someone suggested it. They never expressed any discomfort with the name Wyatt Mason but other people seemed weird about it, so... People have used he/him, she/her, and they/them for them, and they don't seem uncomfortable with any of those, either. i'm very agreeable, and the customer is always right!! i don't even know what a "gender" is!

They appear to be made out of the same material as a Replica. Over time, this material has become spiderwebbed with small cracks and chips. it doesn't hurt, but it looks weird!!! and no one ever taught me how to patch them up!!!! They have mechanical angel wings, and a halo over their head. sometimes the halo glitches. Their eyes are gold.

Their height has been described as "one Sunny tall"[1] "lmaoooo how are you that small"[2], and "oooh he's just a little guy....just a little birthday boy".[3]

Relationships with Other Players

Wyatt Mason XIX is really, really lonely.

Wyatt Mason XIX arrived in the Vault with plenty of other people there, but didn't really feel connected with any of them.

Wyatt Mason XIX is doing a great job! They are very friendly and accommodating towards everyone in the Vault, and are trying their best to help. it's not their fault no one wants to be here for some stupid reason!!!!!!! its everyone ELSE'S stupid fault they keep treating me--i mean them--like i'm some kind of...i dunno! weird...talking...robot! or something!!!!!

Despite Wyatt Mason XIX's best efforts, the inherent awkwardness of being greeted enthusiastically by a slightly familiar creation of the Vault while you are trapped inside the Vault has prevented them from making many strong connections.

But Wyatt Mason XIX has the Vault, and that's enough. probably.

i mean, it has to be, right?

i keep thinking there should be more. that there's someone someones? out there i really actually belong with.

.....is there anybody out there? can you hear me? i miss you, whoever you are.

Time In Hellmouth Vault

Since Season 22, Mason XIX has been helping in whatever way they can to make the lives of the residents of the Vault easier and more pleasant. Some of the tasks they can regularly be found performing include:

  • Directing people around the Vault's ever-shifting rooms
  • Packaging the Items to be released for Community Chest
  • Offering to hold somebody's hand if they're scared going into the dark rooms
  • Humming
  • Searching for lost items
  • Scampering
  • Sweeping dust out of the older rooms
  • Humming
  • Napping in corners
  • Trying to convince people they're not trapped
  • Retrieving snacks, Items, extra pillows, etc
  • Humming

Trivia

  • Mason XIX counts in Roman numerals. v times ii is x, and x plus ix equals SUNNY!
  • Mason XIX's voice occasionally sounds oddly like an AI text-to-speech voice, generally when they're saying "the Vault" or the name of a Legendary player.
  • Mason XIX is afraid of hlorses and the dark.
  • Mason XIX is dry clean only.
  • Mason XIX can identify any Item by sight.
  • Despite their nickname being "Sunny" and their numeral being the same as the tarot for the Sun, Mason XIX has never actually seen the sun. i bet it's really pretty...
  • Mason XIX could, theoretically, leave the Vault, but WE ARE COMPELLED TO PROTECT
  1. Mason XIX, Wyatt. Circa Season 23.
  2. Ito, New Megan. Circa Season 23.
  3. Soul, Chorby. Circa Season 23.