Talk:Wyatt Mason IX

my nines fan who has been suspected dead for 7 months just texted me this

ok so there's been a couple VERY cool new wyatt wiki pages (XI, XIII) and they've made a habit of using choose functions which i find very neat. and i've been wanting for a while to install an irm for nines due to them being, yknow, biuniversal. so!

my proposal: two entries in nines's irm. the first is the article from our universe, which is more or less the same except i added in some fun little choose functions to acknowledge the alternate interp some of the mills had that nines actually didn't exist before season 14, and the memories were a product of the psychoacoustics trying to suit them for the mills. the second is an article from their universe, telling the story (filled with contradictions) of a mills pitcher who mysteriously vanished.

here's the doc of the full text!

hello! i'm a fan of the mills and i really love the lore we came up with in the short time nines was around. if nobody has any objections, i'd like to try and compile info on nines and their alternate universe and make it into an article! (i've also never done this for a player before so i'm kind of nervous and don't really know the procedure, haha)

alright, i've written something up!! i believe the procedure is that i post this and if in 24 hours no one has raised an objection i can put it up for public viewing? i hope so! here goes!

Second Wyatt Masoning Wyatt Mason IX was pulled in through the Rift along with 12 other Wyatt Masons in the Second Wyatt Masoning. Reports that they may have “hatched” from Patty Fox’s 9-blood blagonball are unsubstantiated, as no one was able to agree on anything other than that they arrived and were quickly accepted as a member of the team. This process was helped and hindered by the fact that Nines (as they were quickly nicknamed) insisted fae had always been a member of the Millennials, or at least since season 3. This interdimensional confusion was familiar to fellow Millennials Fynn Doyle and Andrew Solis, and in the 5 days Nines was on the Millennials, they were known to get along very well with most of their teammates, but those two particularly.

Life in Original Universe Certain divergences were found between Nines’s home timeline and ours. Notably: -Nines was the player hatched post-Chorby Soul being incinerated. When asked about Sandie Turner, Nines said “The microphone siren?” and refused to answer further questions on the matter, claiming a sudden headache. -Dominic Marijuana was never incinerated, and that Thomas Dracaena was instead the Millennial appearing on the Hall Stars. Further questioning on this matter had to be dropped, as Nines was very upset at the topic of their team captain’s apparent death. -While this is not necessarily a timeline difference, Nines claimed the Millennials attended their college graduation in their original timeline, “and even mostly put away their phones.” The plausibility of this last statement is doubtful.

Staticing Wyatt Mason IX echoed into static on Day 77. However, they then continued to pitch for the rest of the game, defying expectations and certain laws of reality. When asked about how this feat was accomplished, the Millennials issued the group statement of “It’s sensitive, okay? Like, emotionally sensitive. They were a good pitcher, and a good kid.” Trivia -Nines was said to have a visual distortion effect similar to the one seen on something placed too close to a loudspeaker. -In keeping with Mills tradition, he had a side hustle. Fae was a DJ at a “24/9” radio station, where he played "lo-fi beats to hate capitalism to". -They helped rewire the Psychoacoustics that had pulled them into this reality, claiming to “have a knack for this kind of thing.”