Wesley Poole

Wesley Poole
Art by Fen @sublimemarch on Twitter.
Basic Information
Team	Chicago Firefighters
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Swearing an oath
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	47
Soulscream	AUEEHAUEEHAEXAAIEXAAIEAHAIHAHAIHAAIAIOAIAIOAAEAAIAEAAIAEAIAIEAIAIEEUAAAEUAAAE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/him

Wesley "Poolboy" Poole is a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the Firefighters since the start of Internet League Blaseball.

Official League Record

During the Season 5, Day 30 reverb incident, Poole switched positions from lineup player to pitcher.

As a result of the Katamari blessing won by the Firefighters in the Season 5 election, Poole's defense rating increased by .

On Season 7, Day 95, Poole siphoned some pitching ability from Cannonball Sports due to the Blooddrain weather.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Wesley Poole was allegedly born to Ernest and Gabardine Poole in an undisclosed location on an undisclosed date before moving to Chicago, where he was from, to take a job at Milky Tech Preparatory Academy as well as work as a volunteer firefighter. He was the campus poolboy at the academy until it was consumed by flames in the Great Chicago Blaseball Fire. Poole hid within the Milky Tech pool for the duration of the fire, until his fellow firefighters defeated the blaze.

Poole now acts as the "poolboy" for Lake Michigan, which he often refers to as 'Lake Chicago.' It is at this time unclear what being the poolboy of a great lake actually entails.

Ever since being reverbed to the pitching position in Season 5, Wesley stands in a kiddie pool filled with Royal Crown Malort on the mound.

Like all of us, he is from Chicago. His jersey number is 309.

Trivia

• When Wesley manages to pull off a fantastic play, fans can be heard chanting "The Wes Wind Blows!" from the stands.
• Poole is an amateur lepidopterist of little skill and ill repute, using his pool net to catch butterflies and moths.
• Wesley Poole has never been observed wearing a shirt.
• Despite often being observed to have fish like qualities - including fin-like ears, sharp teeth, and gills - Poole insists that he "just looks like that."
• The only tanlines present on Wesley's body are under his sunglasses, which he never removes.

Fan Art

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  Art by Fen @sublimemarch on Twitter.

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  Wesley Poole is from Chicago

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  Wesley Poole by Twitter user @crikadelic

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  by @_phantomdoodler

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  @_waalkr