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Wesley "Poolboy" Poole is a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the Firefighters since the start of Internet League Blaseball.

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During the Season 5, Day 30 reverb incident, Poole switched positions from lineup player to pitcher.

As a result of the Katamari blessing won by the Firefighters in the Season 5 election, Poole's defense rating increased by .

On Season 7, Day 95, Poole siphoned some pitching ability from Cannonball Sports due to the Blooddrain weather.

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 On [[Season 7]], Day 95, Poole siphoned some pitching ability from [[Cannonball Sports]] due to the [[Blooddrain]] weather.
-{{Community Lore}}
-==History==
+{{IRM|PlayerName=Wesley Poole}}
-Wesley Poole was allegedly born to Ernest and Gabardine Poole in an undisclosed location on an undisclosed date before moving to Chicago, where he was from, to take a job at Milky Tech Preparatory Academy as well as work as a volunteer firefighter. He was the campus poolboy at the academy until it was consumed by flames in the [[Great Chicago Blaseball Fire]]. Poole hid within the Milky Tech pool for the duration of the fire, until his fellow firefighters defeated the blaze.
-Poole now acts as the "poolboy" for Lake Michigan, which he often refers to as "Lake Chicago". It is at this time unclear what being the poolboy of a great lake actually entails.
-Ever since being reverbed to the pitching position in Season 5, Wesley stands in a kiddie pool filled with [[Royal Crown Malort]] on the mound.
-Like all of us, he is from [[Chicago]]. His jersey number is 309.
-==Trivia==
-*When Poole manages to pull off a fantastic play, fans can be heard chanting "The Wes Wind Blows!" from the stands.
-*Poole is an amateur lepidopterist of little skill and ill repute, using his pool net to catch butterflies and moths.
-*Wesley Poole has never been observed wearing a shirt.
-*Despite often being observed to have fish like qualities—including fin-like ears, sharp teeth, and gills—Poole insists that he "just looks like that."
-*The only tanlines present on Poole's body are under his sunglasses, which he never removes.
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