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'''Wesley "Poolboy" Poole''' is a pitcher for the [[Chicago Firefighters]], and has been with the Firefighters since the start of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. | '''Wesley "Poolboy" Poole''' is a pitcher for the [[Chicago Firefighters]], and has been with the Firefighters since the start of [[Internet League Blaseball]]. | ||
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During the [[Season 5#Reverb|Season 5]], Day 30 [[reverb]] incident, Poole switched positions from lineup player to pitcher. | During the [[Season 5#Reverb|Season 5]], Day 30 [[reverb]] incident, Poole switched positions from lineup player to pitcher. | ||
| − | As a result of the ''Katamari'' [[blessing]] won by the Firefighters in the [[Season 5#Election%20Results|Season 5 election]], Poole's defense rating increased by {{Star Rating|0.5}}. | + | As a result of the '''Katamari''' [[blessing]] won by the Firefighters in the [[Season 5#Election%20Results|Season 5 election]], Poole's defense rating increased by {{Star Rating|0.5}}. |
On [[Season 7]], Day 95, Poole siphoned some pitching ability from [[Cannonball Sports]] due to the [[Blooddrain]] weather. | On [[Season 7]], Day 95, Poole siphoned some pitching ability from [[Cannonball Sports]] due to the [[Blooddrain]] weather. | ||
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Wesley Poole was allegedly born to Ernest and Gabardine Poole in an undisclosed location on an undisclosed date before moving to Chicago, where he was from, to take a job at Milky Tech Preparatory Academy as well as work as a volunteer firefighter. He was the campus poolboy at the academy until it was consumed by flames in the [[Great Chicago Blaseball Fire]]. Poole hid within the Milky Tech pool for the duration of the fire, until his fellow firefighters defeated the blaze. | Wesley Poole was allegedly born to Ernest and Gabardine Poole in an undisclosed location on an undisclosed date before moving to Chicago, where he was from, to take a job at Milky Tech Preparatory Academy as well as work as a volunteer firefighter. He was the campus poolboy at the academy until it was consumed by flames in the [[Great Chicago Blaseball Fire]]. Poole hid within the Milky Tech pool for the duration of the fire, until his fellow firefighters defeated the blaze. | ||
| − | Poole now acts as the "poolboy" for Lake Michigan, which he often refers to as | + | Poole now acts as the "poolboy" for Lake Michigan, which he often refers to as "Lake Chicago". It is at this time unclear what being the poolboy of a great lake actually entails. |
Ever since being reverbed to the pitching position in Season 5, Wesley stands in a kiddie pool filled with [[Royal Crown Malort]] on the mound. | Ever since being reverbed to the pitching position in Season 5, Wesley stands in a kiddie pool filled with [[Royal Crown Malort]] on the mound. | ||
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==Trivia== | ==Trivia== | ||
| − | *When | + | *When Poole manages to pull off a fantastic play, fans can be heard chanting "The Wes Wind Blows!" from the stands. |
*Poole is an amateur lepidopterist of little skill and ill repute, using his pool net to catch butterflies and moths. | *Poole is an amateur lepidopterist of little skill and ill repute, using his pool net to catch butterflies and moths. | ||
*Wesley Poole has never been observed wearing a shirt. | *Wesley Poole has never been observed wearing a shirt. | ||
| − | *Despite often being observed to have fish like | + | *Despite often being observed to have fish like qualities—including fin-like ears, sharp teeth, and gills—Poole insists that he "just looks like that." |
| − | *The only tanlines present on | + | *The only tanlines present on Poole's body are under his sunglasses, which he never removes. |
==Fan Art== | ==Fan Art== | ||
<gallery widths="185"> | <gallery widths="185"> | ||
| − | Wesley Poole png processed.png|Art by Fen | + | Wesley Poole png processed.png|Art by Fen ({{Twitter|name=sublimemarch}}) |
Wesley Poole.gif|Wesley Poole is from Chicago | Wesley Poole.gif|Wesley Poole is from Chicago | ||
| − | EhA-xHbX0AIjY4a.png|Wesley Poole by Twitter | + | EhA-xHbX0AIjY4a.png|Wesley Poole by {{Twitter|name=crikadelic}}|link=https://twitter.com/crikadelic/status/1301610036481921024/photo/4 |
| − | Wesley poole.jpg|by | + | Wesley poole.jpg|by {{Twitter|name=_phantomdoodler}} |
| − | Wpoole.png| | + | Wpoole.png| {{Twitter|name=_waalkr}} |
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[[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | [[Category:Nominative Determinism]] | ||
Revision as of 23:40, 7 November 2020
Wesley "Poolboy" Poole is a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the Firefighters since the start of Internet League Blaseball.
Official League Record
During the Season 5, Day 30 reverb incident, Poole switched positions from lineup player to pitcher.
As a result of the Katamari blessing won by the Firefighters in the Season 5 election, Poole's defense rating increased by .
On Season 7, Day 95, Poole siphoned some pitching ability from Cannonball Sports due to the Blooddrain weather.
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Wesley Poole was allegedly born to Ernest and Gabardine Poole in an undisclosed location on an undisclosed date before moving to Chicago, where he was from, to take a job at Milky Tech Preparatory Academy as well as work as a volunteer firefighter. He was the campus poolboy at the academy until it was consumed by flames in the Great Chicago Blaseball Fire. Poole hid within the Milky Tech pool for the duration of the fire, until his fellow firefighters defeated the blaze.
Poole now acts as the "poolboy" for Lake Michigan, which he often refers to as "Lake Chicago". It is at this time unclear what being the poolboy of a great lake actually entails.
Ever since being reverbed to the pitching position in Season 5, Wesley stands in a kiddie pool filled with Royal Crown Malort on the mound.
Like all of us, he is from Chicago. His jersey number is 309.
Trivia
- When Poole manages to pull off a fantastic play, fans can be heard chanting "The Wes Wind Blows!" from the stands.
- Poole is an amateur lepidopterist of little skill and ill repute, using his pool net to catch butterflies and moths.
- Wesley Poole has never been observed wearing a shirt.
- Despite often being observed to have fish like qualities—including fin-like ears, sharp teeth, and gills—Poole insists that he "just looks like that."
- The only tanlines present on Poole's body are under his sunglasses, which he never removes.
Fan Art
Art by Fen (@sublimemarch)
Wesley Poole is from Chicago
Wesley Poole by @crikadelic
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