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'''Parker MacMillan IIIII''' (or '''Parker MacMillan the Fifth''', often stylized as '''Parker MacMillan <s>IIII</s>''') is the third and current intern-interim [[Commissioner]] of [[Internet League Blaseball]].  
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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Chicago Firefighters]], and has been with the team since [[Season 24]], Day 13. Espinoza has played for the [[Canada Artists]], [[Rising Stars]], and [[New York Millennials]].
  
MacMillan <s>IIII</s> became The Commissioner following the [[Modifications|percolation]] of [[Parker MacMillan IIII]] during Round 1 of the [[Coffee Cup]].
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==Official League Records==
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Espinoza's debut date is unknown, but they were a lineup player for the [[Canada Artists]] when the team was [[Incineration|incinerated]] on [[Season D]], Day 3. Espinoza was the only player to be incinerated in this event, as the {{ModLink|Fire Protector}} modification protected the rest of the team, who went on to join the [[Topeka Moist Talkers]].
  
==Official History==
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Espinoza was named an [[Idols#MVPs, Ego Boosts and becoming Legendary|MVP]] following [[Season 23]], Day 99, and gained the {{ModLink|Ego+}} modification.
Parker MacMillan began acting as the blaseball Commissioner after [[Parker MacMillan IIII]] was [[Percolated]] during the [[Coffee Cup]].  
 
  
MacMillan took to the role with the same vigor displayed by his predecessors, responding to questions, announcing the start of seasons and post seasons, and plugging sponsors in incineration announcements.
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As a player with an '''Ego''' modification, Espinoza was recruited to the [[Rising Stars]] to play in the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]] game. Following the game, Espinoza joined the [[New York Millennials]].
==Discovery of Parker MacMillan==
 
As fans began to unredact messages from the Library in Season 23, they uncovered the existence of [[Parker MacMillan]] appearing on the [[Alaskan Immortals]] in Prehistory. The implications of this discovery, specifically the [[Legendary]] status of Parker MacMillan and the naming convention of [[Replicas]], quickly lead fans to the conclusion that Parker MacMillan IIIII, along with his two predecessors, were replicas minted from the original Parker MacMillan.  
 
  
MacMillan IIIII seemed to come to the same conclusion, quickly expressing his distress on the @Blaseball twitter account with a series of tweets.
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On [[Season 24]], Day 11, Espinoza was attacked by [[Consumers]], losing their last [[Soul]]. Espinoza was then [[Investigation|'''REDACTED''']] and removed from the Millennials' roster. On Day 13, Espinosa exited the {{ModLink|Secret Base}} at the [[Fire Safety Awareness Center]], losing '''Redacted''' and gaining the {{ModLink|Attractor}} modification. Upon being batted in by [[Baby Triumphant]], Espinoza joined the [[Chicago Firefighters]]' bench.
[[File:PMM5 tweet - call me.png|450px|thumb|Joel reaching out to Parker after the replica discovery]]
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{{Community Lore}}
<blockquote>
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==Ultra League Blaseball==
what<br/>
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Little is known about the original career of Agnan Espinoza outside of what could be found in the [[Library]] entry entitled A Save. The entry depicts the unstable [[Canada Artists]] being incinerated by a rogue umpire and Espinoza’s [[Fire Protector]] modification allowing the rest of the team to join the Artist's replacement team, the [[Topeka Moist Talkers]]. Espinoza themself was the only one to remain on the team, and entered the [[Hall of Flame]] alone.
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==Internet League Blaseball==
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The records for Espinoza begin again in [[Season 21]], when the Canadian Artists were revealed in the Library by the un-redaction of [[Library/Pre-History_I|Pre-History I]].
  
no<br>
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It is at this point that Espinoza was able to rejoin the greater Hall of Flame. While she was quick to ingratiate herself with other members of the hall, she found herself gravitating towards [[Raúl Leal]] in particular, as thanks to the [[Iffey Jr.]]Leal’s role on the [[Miami Dale]] was similar to Espinoza’s own on the Artists. When other curious ghosts asked Espinoza about the ULB she would admit her memory of the league was not especially clear, in particular having a hard time remembering events before her death. They did occasionally find themselves discussing their previous teammates, though often only in snatches of memories they had of them rather than in detailed recollections.
  
what does that mean<br>
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As xe adjusted to xyr new place in the Hall, Espinoza was surprised to learn that [[Fans]] wanted her to participate in the scheduled [[Semi-Centennial]]. Considering how xyr last season of play went, xe were hesitant to join the [[Rising Stars]], not even showing an eagerness to see other former ULB members on the Rising Stars, or even the now Legendary [[Clare Ballard]] on the [[Vault Legends]].
  
NO<br>
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On Season 23, Day 99 Espinoza was idolized by fans and given the [[Ego]] modification, being drafted to the Rising Stars team and playing in the Semi-Centennial. While not enthused at the outcome, They did try their best to socialize with their temporary teammates. In particular they spoke with [[Beck Whitney]] about a team that Espinoza recognized from their days on the field - the [[New York Millennials]]. Espinoza was very interested in hearing how the team had changed since she was last alive, and chatted with Whitney through the end of the Semi-Centennial, destruction of the [[Sun(Sun)]], and return to life as the two were thrown back to New York together.
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===The New York Millennials===
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While the adjustment to being resurrected was often considered a difficult one, the New York Millennials were no stranger to [[Chorby Soul| the phenomenon]], and eager to assist their new teammate in finding xyr feet in the modern ILB.
  
IMPOSTER<br>
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<blockquote>Espinoza quickly made fast friends on the team, getting along finding common ground with the Millenial’s own Fire Eater, [[Andrew Solis]]. The two spent a lot of time together, owing to their shared experiences meaning that Soils was one of the few people that could relate to Espinoza's role on their last team. Alongside Soils, [[Patty Fox]], and [[Mullen Peterson]],  Espinoza was quickly adjusting back to life in active play. </blockquote>
</blockquote>
 
MacMillan even went as far as to lock the account temporarily, and on his return did not seem to be his usual upbeat self, replacing the standard #partytime messages that season with the following, before being chided for his unprofessionalism and returning to the previous standard format.
 
<blockquote>
 
san francisco lovers #partytime<br>
 
  
Yellowstone Magic Chicago Firefighters Charleston Shoe Thieves Miami Dale Dallas Steaks Tokyo Lift congratulations you're in #partytime<br>
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While this new version of blaseball started feeling familiar to what Espinoza had once played in, but, xe quickly learned just how different it could still be. While Espinoza knew how to handle the searing heat of the umpires, the addition of [[Consumers]] would prove to be xyr downfall. No one understood why the Consumers kept going after Espinoza, but on Season 24 Day 11 undefended from the onslaught and suffering three attacks in a single game, Espinoza was last seen being dragged under the Immateria by Consumers before being [[Redacted]].
</blockquote>
 
  
As the original MacMillain joined the League in Season 24, MacMillan IIIII seemed to express some animosity towards him, frequently cheering when he was attacked by consumers in the Earlseason.
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Saddened by the loss of their teammate, the Millennials returned to [[The Apartment]] after the game only to find something unexpected from Espinoza. Having sensed that xyr time on the team was coming to an end, xe left a painting of xyr teammates that xe had recently completed along with a small farewell note, saying that they made this “just in case the worst came to pass”.
==Season 24==
 
As Season 24 began, both MacMillan and the Anchor mentioned concerns about strange noises and shaking, seemingly related to the recently created Supernova. As the [[Team Incinerations]] and eclipses carried on, MacMillan could be seen responding to the Anchor, as well as reaching out to [[The Microphone]]. Finally, during the Earlsiesta as the Supernova collapsed, Parker Macmillan IIIII became the first Commissioner to speak on the site, with the @BlaseballMic account retweeting his words, and sending them to be seen on blaseball.com. His short speech was as follows:
 
[[File:PMM5 tweet - call me redux.png|450px|thumb|Joel reacting to Parker's on-site appearance]]
 
<blockquote class="microphone">
 
hello<br/>
 
This is Parker MacMillan IIIII speaking<br/>
 
I am the Blaseball Commissioner<br/>
 
I'm not sure what's happening<br/>
 
I don't know if we can fix it<br/>
 
But I know [[Boss|She]] doesn't care what happens to you<br/>
 
She doesn't care where you end up<br/>
 
It's not fair<br/>
 
You deserve a say<br/>
 
But you gotta go fast<br/>
 
Don't give up<br/>
 
Help each other<br/>
 
Get moving<br/>
 
</blockquote>
 
This triggered the [[Map]] to open up, allowing teams to steer themselves towards the End Zone of their choosing. MacMillan continued to cheer on teams from the @Blaseball account, instructing them to help each other, get to their end zones, stock up, do a skate trick, and eventually "run".
 
  
At the end of Day 99, Season 24 the league received one final message from the [[Commissioner]] in the Expansion Era, as relayed by [[The Microphone]].  
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===Attraction to the Chicago Firefighters===
<blockquote class="microphone">
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The next time Agnan Espinoza was seen was on Season 24, Day 13 emerging from the secret base in Chicago’s Firehouse. The [[Firefighters]] swept into action, with [[Baby Triumphant]] hitting Espinoza and xyr new teammate [[Stout Schmitt]] home to attract xyr to the team.  
did you hear that<br/>
 
that big bang<br/>
 
</blockquote>
 
  
==The Short Circuits==
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Returning to the dugout Schmitt and the rest of the team were quick to assist the wayward Espinoza, providing her with medical attention and a place to recover in the Firefighter’s shadows, where she remained for the duration of the Season.
After the end of the Expansion Era, MacMillan could be seen interacting with the twitter account of [[The Microphone]]. This usually consisted of the Microphone account attempting to "TUNE" and MacMillan replying attempting to delete the above tweet.
 
 
 
At the start of the Short Circuits, MacMillan once again used The Microphone to speak on the site, starting off the new season with the following message:
 
<blockquote class="microphone">
 
uh<br/>
 
testing?<br/>
 
this is the Blaseball Commissioner<br/>
 
I'm On Deck<br/>
 
If you can hear me<br/>
 
you are now participating in the cultural event<br/>
 
of Internet League Blaseball<br/>
 
I think?<br/>
 
Betting on the First Day is Forbidden<br/>
 
On the First Day, we Rejoice<br/>
 
Then we Gamble<br/>
 
uh<br/>
 
Wake up play ball?<br/>
 
</blockquote>
 
 
 
==Tweets==
 
The following Gallery displays some of Parker MacMillan IIIII's notable tweets from the @Blaseball account.
 
<gallery mode="nolines" widths=300px>
 
File:PMM5 tweet - intro.png|Parker's first tweet
 
File:PMM5 tweet - partytime depression.png|After discovering Parker MacMillan
 
File:PMM5 tweet - Anchor convo.png|The Anchor reaching out to Parker
 
File:PMM5 tweet - microphone.png|Parker trying to wake up The Microphone
 
File:PMM5 tweet - stock up.png|Warning teams to stock up
 
File:PMM5 tweet - skateboard trick.png|Requesting a skateboard trick
 
File:PMM5 tweet - run.png|Warning teams to their end zones
 
</gallery>
 
[[Category:Entities]]
 
==Trivia==
 
* Parker prefers honey cake<ref>https://twitter.com/blaseball/status/1460702533865799682</ref>.
 

Latest revision as of 01:22, 25 October 2022

UnabashedlyRose was a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the team since Season 24, Day 13. Espinoza has played for the Canada Artists, Rising Stars, and New York Millennials.

Official League Records

Espinoza's debut date is unknown, but they were a lineup player for the Canada Artists when the team was incinerated on Season D, Day 3. Espinoza was the only player to be incinerated in this event, as the Fire Protector modification protected the rest of the team, who went on to join the Topeka Moist Talkers.

Espinoza was named an MVP following Season 23, Day 99, and gained the Ego+ modification.

As a player with an Ego modification, Espinoza was recruited to the Rising Stars to play in the ILB Semi-Centennial game. Following the game, Espinoza joined the New York Millennials.

On Season 24, Day 11, Espinoza was attacked by Consumers, losing their last Soul. Espinoza was then REDACTED and removed from the Millennials' roster. On Day 13, Espinosa exited the Secret Base at the Fire Safety Awareness Center, losing Redacted and gaining the Attractor modification. Upon being batted in by Baby Triumphant, Espinoza joined the Chicago Firefighters' bench.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Ultra League Blaseball

Little is known about the original career of Agnan Espinoza outside of what could be found in the Library entry entitled A Save. The entry depicts the unstable Canada Artists being incinerated by a rogue umpire and Espinoza’s Fire Protector modification allowing the rest of the team to join the Artist's replacement team, the Topeka Moist Talkers. Espinoza themself was the only one to remain on the team, and entered the Hall of Flame alone.

Internet League Blaseball

The records for Espinoza begin again in Season 21, when the Canadian Artists were revealed in the Library by the un-redaction of Pre-History I.

It is at this point that Espinoza was able to rejoin the greater Hall of Flame. While she was quick to ingratiate herself with other members of the hall, she found herself gravitating towards Raúl Leal in particular, as thanks to the Iffey Jr.Leal’s role on the Miami Dale was similar to Espinoza’s own on the Artists. When other curious ghosts asked Espinoza about the ULB she would admit her memory of the league was not especially clear, in particular having a hard time remembering events before her death. They did occasionally find themselves discussing their previous teammates, though often only in snatches of memories they had of them rather than in detailed recollections.

As xe adjusted to xyr new place in the Hall, Espinoza was surprised to learn that Fans wanted her to participate in the scheduled Semi-Centennial. Considering how xyr last season of play went, xe were hesitant to join the Rising Stars, not even showing an eagerness to see other former ULB members on the Rising Stars, or even the now Legendary Clare Ballard on the Vault Legends.

On Season 23, Day 99 Espinoza was idolized by fans and given the Ego modification, being drafted to the Rising Stars team and playing in the Semi-Centennial. While not enthused at the outcome, They did try their best to socialize with their temporary teammates. In particular they spoke with Beck Whitney about a team that Espinoza recognized from their days on the field - the New York Millennials. Espinoza was very interested in hearing how the team had changed since she was last alive, and chatted with Whitney through the end of the Semi-Centennial, destruction of the Sun(Sun), and return to life as the two were thrown back to New York together.

The New York Millennials

While the adjustment to being resurrected was often considered a difficult one, the New York Millennials were no stranger to the phenomenon, and eager to assist their new teammate in finding xyr feet in the modern ILB.

Espinoza quickly made fast friends on the team, getting along finding common ground with the Millenial’s own Fire Eater, Andrew Solis. The two spent a lot of time together, owing to their shared experiences meaning that Soils was one of the few people that could relate to Espinoza's role on their last team. Alongside Soils, Patty Fox, and Mullen Peterson, Espinoza was quickly adjusting back to life in active play.

While this new version of blaseball started feeling familiar to what Espinoza had once played in, but, xe quickly learned just how different it could still be. While Espinoza knew how to handle the searing heat of the umpires, the addition of Consumers would prove to be xyr downfall. No one understood why the Consumers kept going after Espinoza, but on Season 24 Day 11 undefended from the onslaught and suffering three attacks in a single game, Espinoza was last seen being dragged under the Immateria by Consumers before being Redacted.

Saddened by the loss of their teammate, the Millennials returned to The Apartment after the game only to find something unexpected from Espinoza. Having sensed that xyr time on the team was coming to an end, xe left a painting of xyr teammates that xe had recently completed along with a small farewell note, saying that they made this “just in case the worst came to pass”.

Attraction to the Chicago Firefighters

The next time Agnan Espinoza was seen was on Season 24, Day 13 emerging from the secret base in Chicago’s Firehouse. The Firefighters swept into action, with Baby Triumphant hitting Espinoza and xyr new teammate Stout Schmitt home to attract xyr to the team.

Returning to the dugout Schmitt and the rest of the team were quick to assist the wayward Espinoza, providing her with medical attention and a place to recover in the Firefighter’s shadows, where she remained for the duration of the Season.