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'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Chicago Firefighters]], and has been with the team since [[Season 24]], Day 13. Espinoza has played for the [[Canada Artists]], [[Rising Stars]], and [[New York Millennials]].
  
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==Official League Records==
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Espinoza's debut date is unknown, but they were a lineup player for the [[Canada Artists]] when the team was [[Incineration|incinerated]] on [[Season D]], Day 3. Espinoza was the only player to be incinerated in this event, as the {{ModLink|Fire Protector}} modification protected the rest of the team, who went on to join the [[Topeka Moist Talkers]].
  
==Player History==
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Espinoza was named an [[Idols#MVPs, Ego Boosts and becoming Legendary|MVP]] following [[Season 23]], Day 99, and gained the {{ModLink|Ego+}} modification.
  
Jessica Telephone sprang fully formed from a payphone a few years ago, seconds before her brother [[Sebastian Telephone]].  Jessica's emergence from the payphone is no accident. She exists as synchronous quantum waveform in the 80s decade of every century of human history - and possibly beyond. Each at-bat for Jessica Telephone, she emerges from her phone booth as a particular century's incarnation of the Eternal Jessica. This time it may be the classic 1980s Jessica, carefully teased and feathered hair tucked under her helmet. In another inning, the plate is graced with 980s Jessica, fresh from the viking raids on the hapless Anglo-Saxons. Her next appearance may come in a spray of lasers and 4-D holograms as 2380s Jessica takes her turn at bat.
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As a player with an '''Ego''' modification, Espinoza was recruited to the [[Rising Stars]] to play in the [[ILB Semi-Centennial]] game. Following the game, Espinoza joined the [[New York Millennials]].
  
Jessica remembers every moment of the countless 80s decades that she's lived through. Her past is constantly in flux, however. While primary aspects of her identity remain constant, everything she lived through is subject to change as she grows as a person. What she remembers shifts — except in the unique pocket of time that blaseball sits, where she often finds herself remembering multiple versions of events. The unique temporal effects of blaseball have resulted in Telephone being rendered unable to see her future, a unique circumstance for her that she reportedly finds liberating.
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On [[Season 24]], Day 11, Espinoza was attacked by [[Consumers]], losing their last [[Soul]]. Espinoza was then [[Investigation|'''REDACTED''']] and removed from the Millennials' roster. On Day 13, Espinosa exited the {{ModLink|Secret Base}} at the [[Fire Safety Awareness Center]], losing '''Redacted''' and gaining the {{ModLink|Attractor}} modification. Upon being batted in by [[Baby Triumphant]], Espinoza joined the [[Chicago Firefighters]]' bench.
 
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{{Community Lore}}
Visiting fans and flans have asked for her number in the past. None have been successful, but there is still hope. That phantom buzz in your pocket when you don't have your phone on you? That's a missed call from Jessica Telephone and you're lucky you didn't answer.
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==Ultra League Blaseball==
 
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Little is known about the original career of Agnan Espinoza outside of what could be found in the [[Library]] entry entitled A Save. The entry depicts the unstable [[Canada Artists]] being incinerated by a rogue umpire and Espinoza’s [[Fire Protector]] modification allowing the rest of the team to join the Artist's replacement team, the [[Topeka Moist Talkers]]. Espinoza themself was the only one to remain on the team, and entered the [[Hall of Flame]] alone.
The concept of gender does not, never has, and never will have much meaning at all to Jessica. However, she identifies as a transgender woman.
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==Internet League Blaseball==
 
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The records for Espinoza begin again in [[Season 21]], when the Canadian Artists were revealed in the Library by the un-redaction of [[Library/Pre-History_I|Pre-History I]].  
==First Stint with the Pies==
 
As Telephone grew to fame as statistically the greatest player in blaseball in season 2, her popularity skyrocketed. Many fans were particularly enthralled with her love life. Throughout the various 80s, she had been married to any number of women, often at the same time. A cult following developed around this aspect of her life, and many of the Telephones that emerged from the payphone to bat were happy to indulge questions and bask in the love of fans. Others quickly and quietly retreated to the phone booth after batting.
 
 
 
From conversations with the talkative Telephones, it has emerged that Telephone has had a number of long term relationships with women and several marriages, but she maintains a degree of privacy about her romantic life and the identity of these women is currently unknown. This has not stopped rumors from springing up; countless individuals are said to have been past, present, or future paramours of Jessica Telephone, including [[Wikipedia:Sappho|Sappho of Lesbos]], [[Wikipedia:Aphra_Behn|Aphra Behn]], and that cute girl with the undercut who works at Best Buy.
 
 
 
==Career as a Tiger==
 
Telephone's arrival to Hades began with a communication error, when general manager [[Fearful Symmetry]] demanded a phone for her office, and pitching coach [[Kick Rocks]] instead called upon an ancient pact to summon Jessica Telephone. According to legend, at that moment a blood-drenched payphone appeared before 480 BCE Spartan Jessica. saying "YOU ARE RECEIVING A COLLECT CALL FROM '''''[a chorus of shrieking souls, thousands of angry teeth gnashing in unison, the cosmic blood of a broken moon.]''''' DO YOU ACCEPT THE CHARGES?" She smiled slyly, revealing a mouth of razor-sharp teeth, before stepping into the phone booth and vanishing with a thunderous crack.
 
 
 
While in Hades, Jessica picked up the nickname "Jessica Persephone". Due to peculiarities of the Hadean local dialect, the nickname is pronounced [ˈpɚsəfoʊn], as an overcorrection for pronouncing her surname as [təˈlɛfəniː]. It's been noticed that the tangible forms of Eternal Jessica seem to be skewing somewhat older in history while she resides in Hades; ancient Greece and Rome have been especially common.
 
 
 
Several fans who were in the audience of game 2 of the Season 3 championship claim that moments after the incineration of [[Landry Violence]], Jessica answered a call on the Dial Tone.<ref>https://archiveofourown.org/works/26113303</ref>
 
 
 
==Jessica Phones Home - Return to the Pies==
 
[[File:Jessica Telephone is back.jpg|thumb|by @Nicole_alt_del]]
 
During a Season 4 match against the Tigers, Phillies shortstop [[Spears Taylor]] called Jessica to ask if she wanted to carpool to the local BLM rally after the game. The phone call inadvertently triggered Feedback, causing Jessica to emerge from Spears’s cellphone and take over their position on the Pies team.
 
 
 
Both the Tigers and Pies were sad to see their teammates go, but wished them well in their future careers. The Pies for their part held a “Jessica Phones Home” parade in center city; featuring all the Philly players on floats, flaky crust confetti, and the [[The Philadelphia Philling|Philadelphia Philling]] leading the Drexel University marching band in a jazz rendition of Carly Rae Jepsen’s “Call Me Maybe.” Jessica called the city’s response to her return “very sweet” and “honestly a little much.”
 
 
 
Overnight, Philadelphia’s population grew 1.8% due to all of Jessica’s wives, girlfriends, and fans moving into the city.
 
  
==The Shelling==
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It is at this point that Espinoza was able to rejoin the greater Hall of Flame. While she was quick to ingratiate herself with other members of the hall, she found herself gravitating towards [[Raúl Leal]] in particular, as thanks to the [[Iffey Jr.]]Leal’s role on the [[Miami Dale]] was similar to Espinoza’s own on the Artists. When other curious ghosts asked Espinoza about the ULB she would admit her memory of the league was not especially clear, in particular having a hard time remembering events before her death. They did occasionally find themselves discussing their previous teammates, though often only in snatches of memories they had of them rather than in detailed recollections.  
After the [[Season 6]] regular season, one incarnation of Telephone was condemned to the inside of a peanut shell, where she remained for several months. This impressionable young Telephone was unaccustomed to staying on the blaseball field for long, typically batting and returning to the phone. While in the shell, her boredom overtook her and she passed the time by practicing rapping Eminem's song "Rap God," the only song that the groundskeeper played every night. Upon emerging from the shell after being pecked out by birds, she put on an impromptu performance for her teammates and all of the Blaseball news media, sending them into a frenzy.
 
  
Telephone tried to return to her phone, but she was shocked to find that her connection had been severed. She tried to live up to the "cool" image that many seemed to have of her, but her Internet research for "cool" instead led to images of skateboarding and vaping. She dedicated herself to these things in an attempt to be seen as effortlessly cool, though many of her former fans were turned off by her new image.
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As xe adjusted to xyr new place in the Hall, Espinoza was surprised to learn that [[Fans]] wanted her to participate in the scheduled [[Semi-Centennial]]. Considering how xyr last season of play went, xe were hesitant to join the [[Rising Stars]], not even showing an eagerness to see other former ULB members on the Rising Stars, or even the now Legendary [[Clare Ballard]] on the [[Vault Legends]].
  
Jessica was a little relieved when she found herself in a shell at the end of season 8, both tired from the effort of trying to seem cool and hoping that this new shelling would restore her connection to the telephone.
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On Season 23, Day 99 Espinoza was idolized by fans and given the [[Ego]] modification, being drafted to the Rising Stars team and playing in the Semi-Centennial. While not enthused at the outcome, They did try their best to socialize with their temporary teammates. In particular they spoke with [[Beck Whitney]] about a team that Espinoza recognized from their days on the field - the [[New York Millennials]]. Espinoza was very interested in hearing how the team had changed since she was last alive, and chatted with Whitney through the end of the Semi-Centennial, destruction of the [[Sun(Sun)]], and return to life as the two were thrown back to New York together.
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===The New York Millennials===
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While the adjustment to being resurrected was often considered a difficult one, the New York Millennials were no stranger to [[Chorby Soul| the phenomenon]], and eager to assist their new teammate in finding xyr feet in the modern ILB.  
  
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<blockquote>Espinoza quickly made fast friends on the team, getting along finding common ground with the Millenial’s own Fire Eater, [[Andrew Solis]]. The two spent a lot of time together, owing to their shared experiences meaning that Soils was one of the few people that could relate to Espinoza's role on their last team. Alongside Soils, [[Patty Fox]], and [[Mullen Peterson]],  Espinoza was quickly adjusting back to life in active play. </blockquote>
  
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While this new version of blaseball started feeling familiar to what Espinoza had once played in, but, xe quickly learned just how different it could still be. While Espinoza knew how to handle the searing heat of the umpires, the addition of [[Consumers]] would prove to be xyr downfall. No one understood why the Consumers kept going after Espinoza, but on Season 24 Day 11 undefended from the onslaught and suffering three attacks in a single game, Espinoza was last seen being dragged under the Immateria by Consumers before being [[Redacted]].
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<p style="background-color:Crimson;">Crimson</p>
 
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Saddened by the loss of their teammate, the Millennials returned to [[The Apartment]] after the game only to find something unexpected from Espinoza. Having sensed that xyr time on the team was coming to an end, xe left a painting of xyr teammates that xe had recently completed along with a small farewell note, saying that they made this “just in case the worst came to pass”.
  
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===Attraction to the Chicago Firefighters===
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The next time Agnan Espinoza was seen was on Season 24, Day 13 emerging from the secret base in Chicago’s Firehouse. The [[Firefighters]] swept into action, with [[Baby Triumphant]] hitting Espinoza and xyr new teammate [[Stout Schmitt]] home to attract xyr to the team.  
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|Episode 305: The Dale Holiday Special
 
|218
 
|The guys talk about their plans for the holiday season.
 
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|Episode 77: Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth (I Got A Tongue Piercing)
 
|121
 
|Logan got a tongue piercing and talks about it for twenty consecutive minutes (he is noticeably slurring a bit because he's not used to the piercing)
 
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|Episode 160: Dark Horse
 
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| Logan dyes his hair black
 
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|Episode 284: Trojan Horse
 
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|Logan accidentally clicks on a shady email and it destroys his computer
 
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|Episode 76: Horsin' Around
 
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| about the party scene in Baltimore
 
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|The Daleween special: Unbridled Fear
 
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|An audio recording of their reactions while watching classic horror flick "The Exlorcist" intended to be watched synced up to the movie patreon-only exclusive
 
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|Episode 56: The Dancecourse
 
|487
 
|A podcast about dances that rocked the culture
 
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|Episode 4: "Off to the races"
 
|1145
 
|An examination of the the start of Blaseball
 
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|Episode 355: Mule-sic to my ears
 
|2546
 
|Logan picks up his old hobby of playing keyboard and tries to teach [[Jacoby Podcast]]. It does not go well. In fact it goes poorly
 
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|Episode 234: Cloppy-pasta
 
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| Logan and [[Jacoby Podcast]] read horse themed creepy pasta
 
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|Episode 407 "Dischorse"
 
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|A discussion of the latest hot topics in the ILB
 
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|Episode 105 "Let's Talk Trot"
 
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|Discussing the korean pop genre trot
 
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|Episode 99: The End of a Neighra
 
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|Logan’s final episode. (not really)
 
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Returning to the dugout Schmitt and the rest of the team were quick to assist the wayward Espinoza, providing her with medical attention and a place to recover in the Firefighter’s shadows, where she remained for the duration of the Season.

Latest revision as of 01:22, 25 October 2022

UnabashedlyRose was a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the team since Season 24, Day 13. Espinoza has played for the Canada Artists, Rising Stars, and New York Millennials.

Official League Records

Espinoza's debut date is unknown, but they were a lineup player for the Canada Artists when the team was incinerated on Season D, Day 3. Espinoza was the only player to be incinerated in this event, as the Fire Protector modification protected the rest of the team, who went on to join the Topeka Moist Talkers.

Espinoza was named an MVP following Season 23, Day 99, and gained the Ego+ modification.

As a player with an Ego modification, Espinoza was recruited to the Rising Stars to play in the ILB Semi-Centennial game. Following the game, Espinoza joined the New York Millennials.

On Season 24, Day 11, Espinoza was attacked by Consumers, losing their last Soul. Espinoza was then REDACTED and removed from the Millennials' roster. On Day 13, Espinosa exited the Secret Base at the Fire Safety Awareness Center, losing Redacted and gaining the Attractor modification. Upon being batted in by Baby Triumphant, Espinoza joined the Chicago Firefighters' bench.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Ultra League Blaseball

Little is known about the original career of Agnan Espinoza outside of what could be found in the Library entry entitled A Save. The entry depicts the unstable Canada Artists being incinerated by a rogue umpire and Espinoza’s Fire Protector modification allowing the rest of the team to join the Artist's replacement team, the Topeka Moist Talkers. Espinoza themself was the only one to remain on the team, and entered the Hall of Flame alone.

Internet League Blaseball

The records for Espinoza begin again in Season 21, when the Canadian Artists were revealed in the Library by the un-redaction of Pre-History I.

It is at this point that Espinoza was able to rejoin the greater Hall of Flame. While she was quick to ingratiate herself with other members of the hall, she found herself gravitating towards Raúl Leal in particular, as thanks to the Iffey Jr.Leal’s role on the Miami Dale was similar to Espinoza’s own on the Artists. When other curious ghosts asked Espinoza about the ULB she would admit her memory of the league was not especially clear, in particular having a hard time remembering events before her death. They did occasionally find themselves discussing their previous teammates, though often only in snatches of memories they had of them rather than in detailed recollections.

As xe adjusted to xyr new place in the Hall, Espinoza was surprised to learn that Fans wanted her to participate in the scheduled Semi-Centennial. Considering how xyr last season of play went, xe were hesitant to join the Rising Stars, not even showing an eagerness to see other former ULB members on the Rising Stars, or even the now Legendary Clare Ballard on the Vault Legends.

On Season 23, Day 99 Espinoza was idolized by fans and given the Ego modification, being drafted to the Rising Stars team and playing in the Semi-Centennial. While not enthused at the outcome, They did try their best to socialize with their temporary teammates. In particular they spoke with Beck Whitney about a team that Espinoza recognized from their days on the field - the New York Millennials. Espinoza was very interested in hearing how the team had changed since she was last alive, and chatted with Whitney through the end of the Semi-Centennial, destruction of the Sun(Sun), and return to life as the two were thrown back to New York together.

The New York Millennials

While the adjustment to being resurrected was often considered a difficult one, the New York Millennials were no stranger to the phenomenon, and eager to assist their new teammate in finding xyr feet in the modern ILB.

Espinoza quickly made fast friends on the team, getting along finding common ground with the Millenial’s own Fire Eater, Andrew Solis. The two spent a lot of time together, owing to their shared experiences meaning that Soils was one of the few people that could relate to Espinoza's role on their last team. Alongside Soils, Patty Fox, and Mullen Peterson, Espinoza was quickly adjusting back to life in active play.

While this new version of blaseball started feeling familiar to what Espinoza had once played in, but, xe quickly learned just how different it could still be. While Espinoza knew how to handle the searing heat of the umpires, the addition of Consumers would prove to be xyr downfall. No one understood why the Consumers kept going after Espinoza, but on Season 24 Day 11 undefended from the onslaught and suffering three attacks in a single game, Espinoza was last seen being dragged under the Immateria by Consumers before being Redacted.

Saddened by the loss of their teammate, the Millennials returned to The Apartment after the game only to find something unexpected from Espinoza. Having sensed that xyr time on the team was coming to an end, xe left a painting of xyr teammates that xe had recently completed along with a small farewell note, saying that they made this “just in case the worst came to pass”.

Attraction to the Chicago Firefighters

The next time Agnan Espinoza was seen was on Season 24, Day 13 emerging from the secret base in Chicago’s Firehouse. The Firefighters swept into action, with Baby Triumphant hitting Espinoza and xyr new teammate Stout Schmitt home to attract xyr to the team.

Returning to the dugout Schmitt and the rest of the team were quick to assist the wayward Espinoza, providing her with medical attention and a place to recover in the Firefighter’s shadows, where she remained for the duration of the Season.