Seattle Garages

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The Seattle Garages are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of Internet League Blaseball since Season 1[1].

Roster

Lineup

Pitchers


Former Players

Blessings and Trades

No players on the Seattle Garages have ever left through blessings or trades.

Incinerations

Select Tlopps player cards can be found here.


Season Results

Season Record Win % Place in LC Division Season Notes
1 43-54 .434 5th The Forbidden Book was opened after this season, resulting in the incineration of Jaylen Hotdogfingers
2 46-53 .464 4th
3 48-51 .485 4th

*Season 1 is missing the results of Day 98 and 99's games. Blaseball has been lost.

Team Overview

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

For a more in-depth look at the team, see Seattle Garages/History.

The Garages play their home games at Hotdogfingers Memorial Climate Pledge Garage and Parking Facility, also known as the Big Garage, which is located inside an aircraft hangar, a garage for planes.

The Garages are also a musical supergroup known by several names and composed of members of the best bands in the Seattle blunge scene. The team plays exclusively against teams that happen to be in the same city as their Eternal Tour, which lines up perfectly with their League-mandated schedule.

They are also an anarcho-syndicalist collective.


Staff

For additional personnel, see Seattle Garages/Staff. The Seattle Garages have no coach and instead communally coach each other.


Mascots

For more on the Garages' mascots, see Seattle Garages/Mascots. After failing to agree on a single mascot for the whole team due to alleged hotheadedness, the Garages have come to a "temporary" solution where each player has their own mascot who roots for them.

Mike Townsend's mascot is often ganged up on by the other 13 mascots, and has had to hire its own security detail.

List of player mascots

  • Leif - The mascot of Mike Townsend which is a loaf of bread with googly eyes. He was not intended to be one of the Garages' mascots but the concept was repurposed from Townsend's Seattle Bread pitch which was struck down.
  • Annie Amp - a Vox AC30 amplifier with googly eyes. Avila Guzman's mascot.
  • Seamus the Box of Small Press Comics - a short box of limited run small press comics with googly eyes. Allison Abbott's mascot.
  • Rolly Rower - an old rowing machine covered in dust, with googly eyes. Luis Acevedo's mascot.
  • Terry Tires - a tire with googly eyes. Oliver Mueller's mascot.
  • Fanny Flannel - a flannel jacket with googly eyes. Arturo Huerta's mascot.
  • Freezy - a second freezer with googly eyes. Malik Destiny's mascott.
  • Spencer the Semi-Sentient Superchunk Poster - a Superchunk tour poster with googly eyes (but not where you think)
  • Unnamed Ancient Sarcophagus - an ancient sarcophagus with googly eyes. Tot Clark's mascot.
  • Henry Hubcap - a hubcap with googly eyes.
  • Carrie T - a non-functioning CRT TV with googly eyes.
  • A.C. - an air conditioner with googly eyes.
  • Drew the Drawer - a drawer full of skateboard parts with googly eyes. The drawer has googly eyes, not the parts.
  • Henry Marshallow is the second Seattle Garages player to serve as his own mascot, gluing giant googly eyes to his pectorals

Mascots of incinerated players

  • Arthur - an artificial Christmas tree with googly eyes. Bennett Browning's mascot.
  • Tiana Cash was the first Seattle Garages player to serve as her own mascot, gluing googly eyes to her own face.
  • Wally Workbench - a workbench with googly eyes. Shaquille Torres' mascot.


Fan Culture

For a more in-depth look at fan culture, see Seattle Garages/Fan Culture.

The Garages have a die-hard fanbase known as the Band. Many fans are known to camp out in the stands for weeks or even months on end, enjoying games and concerts 24/7. An anonymous superfan who claimed to have lived in seat D20 for the last 93 years was quoted as saying, "They may not win the most games, but they definitely rock the most".

Chants

  • "PARK IT!"
  • "LET'S ROCK!"
  • "MONSTERA MASH!"
  • "DUENDE!" (excitedly)
  • "DERRICK!" (exasperatedly)
  • "TOWNSEND!" (more exasperatedly)
  • "Please, Blaseball Gods, give us a good pitcher!" (repeated until the words no longer have meaning)
  • "PLUG THE BANDS!" (followed by everyone shouting out names of local independent bands)
  • "THUMBS UP!"
  • "TOWNSEND!" (slightly less exasperatedly)
  • "GWIFF DON'T WHIFF!" (a chant for batter Greer Gwiffin)
  • "NAIL BAT" (a commonly used chant for batter Allison Abbott)
  • "SHAQ ATTAQ" (a commonly used chant for batter Shaquille Torres)
  • "LANG GANG" (a commonly used chant for batter Lang Richardson)
  • "KING TOT" (a commonly used chant for pitcher Tot Clark)
  • "PARK IT" (a chant meant to encourage the current pitcher to strike out opposing batters)

Fan Art

See Generalized Seattle Garages fan art here. See player specific fan art on their individual wiki. Catagory:Evil Teams

  1. ↑ Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide
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