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'''Patel Beyonce''' is a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]] and has been with the team since the [[Season 10#Tidings|Season 10 elections]]. Beyonce has previously played for the [[Unlimited Tacos]] and [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]. | '''Patel Beyonce''' is a lineup player for the [[Dallas Steaks]] and has been with the team since the [[Season 10#Tidings|Season 10 elections]]. Beyonce has previously played for the [[Unlimited Tacos]] and [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]]. | ||
| − | == Official League Records == | + | ==Official League Records== |
===Name Changes=== | ===Name Changes=== | ||
After the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 Elections]], Beyonce was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. During [[The Unmasoning]], their last name was briefly repaired (making them Wyatt Beyonce), and finally their full name was repaired to Patel Beyonce. | After the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 Elections]], Beyonce was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. During [[The Unmasoning]], their last name was briefly repaired (making them Wyatt Beyonce), and finally their full name was repaired to Patel Beyonce. | ||
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| − | == Appearance == | + | ==Appearance== |
Beyonce has been observed to occasionally open a third eye on his forehead, most commonly when batting. Since Beyonce is usually squinting menacingly when this occurs, it is speculated that this third eye is to help focus. When asked about it in interviews, Beyonce stated that "it only looks that way because I'm focusing really hard. I have a completely normal amount of eyes." They, however, make no attempt to hide it. | Beyonce has been observed to occasionally open a third eye on his forehead, most commonly when batting. Since Beyonce is usually squinting menacingly when this occurs, it is speculated that this third eye is to help focus. When asked about it in interviews, Beyonce stated that "it only looks that way because I'm focusing really hard. I have a completely normal amount of eyes." They, however, make no attempt to hide it. | ||
| − | Beyonce, stumping medical experts and the | + | Beyonce, stumping medical experts and the Steaks' equipment manager, appears to be continuing to grow at a linear rate. If the growth continues unabated, they will be the world’s tallest person by the end of season 68. He is currently one of the tallest players in the ILB. |
They also have a beautiful tenor singing voice, and many journalists have outlandish theories as to why. | They also have a beautiful tenor singing voice, and many journalists have outlandish theories as to why. | ||
| − | == Personal Life == | + | ==Personal Life== |
Little is known about Beyonce's career before the Internet League. Beyonce refuses to answer questions from splorts journalists who inquire about the topic, either publicly or privately, and multiple journalists who have gone digging for information about Beyonce's past themselves have disappeared under "mysterious circumstances". | Little is known about Beyonce's career before the Internet League. Beyonce refuses to answer questions from splorts journalists who inquire about the topic, either publicly or privately, and multiple journalists who have gone digging for information about Beyonce's past themselves have disappeared under "mysterious circumstances". | ||
| − | However, Beyonce | + | However, Beyonce is a huge fan of the [[Chennai Super Queens]], his parents' hometown [[Crlicket]] team. Beyonce is also assumed to have played Crlicket at some point in his life, due to constantly incorrectly referring to Blaseball positions as Crlicket positions (home runs are "sixes" and second base is "silly mid on"). This aptitude for Crlicket allowed for Beyonce to make the transition from batting to pitching quite easily after the team shuffled, like an all-rounder. |
Outside of Blaseball, Beyonce has made large donations to a grass-roots organisation restoring to flightworthiness a 1930s flying boat moored on a lake near San Bernardino. They have publicly expressed interest in having this aircraft transport the Tacos from city to city during the Blaseball season, although decades of climate change have lowered water levels such that a take-off run may no longer be safely practicable. | Outside of Blaseball, Beyonce has made large donations to a grass-roots organisation restoring to flightworthiness a 1930s flying boat moored on a lake near San Bernardino. They have publicly expressed interest in having this aircraft transport the Tacos from city to city during the Blaseball season, although decades of climate change have lowered water levels such that a take-off run may no longer be safely practicable. | ||
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==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
<gallery widths="185"> | <gallery widths="185"> | ||
| − | Patel beyonce.png|Season 3 Beyonce by Mirmir#6341 | + | File:Patel beyonce.png|Season 3 Beyonce by Mirmir#6341 |
| − | PatelBeyonce by annapullara.jpeg|Season 6 Beyonce, by [https://twitter.com/annapullara/status/1303795821687656448 @annapullara] | + | File:PatelBeyonce by annapullara.jpeg|Season 6 Beyonce, by [https://twitter.com/annapullara/status/1303795821687656448 @annapullara] |
| − | HEEHOO.png|patel high-fiving alejandro leaf, by mirmir#6341 | + | File:HEEHOO.png|patel high-fiving alejandro leaf, by mirmir#6341 |
| − | Just the two of us.png|"Just the Two of Us" with Patel Beyonce & [[NaN]] talking tacos, by [[User:SnafuBravado|Loxosceles]] | + | File:Just the two of us.png|"Just the Two of Us" with Patel Beyonce & [[NaN]] talking tacos, by [[User:SnafuBravado|Loxosceles]] |
| − | Patel potluck.png|patel preparing tacos, by mirmir#6341 | + | File:Patel potluck.png|patel preparing tacos, by mirmir#6341 |
| − | CHILLIN PATEL.png|patel bored on one of his off-games as a pitcher, by mirmir#6341 | + | File:CHILLIN PATEL.png|patel bored on one of his off-games as a pitcher, by mirmir#6341 |
| − | Pbae.png|Patel Beyonce chillaxing, by [https://twitter.com/itsjustmustafa/status/1300278714962305025 @itsjustmustafa] | + | File:Pbae.png|Patel Beyonce chillaxing, by [https://twitter.com/itsjustmustafa/status/1300278714962305025 @itsjustmustafa] |
| − | Patel beyonce card.jpg|by p_a_mcg | + | File:Patel beyonce card.jpg|by p_a_mcg |
| − | Patel bearoverdrive.jpg|Recovering from Day X, by [https://twitter.com/BearOverdrive/status/1318102898325192704 @BearOverdrive] | + | File:Patel bearoverdrive.jpg|Recovering from Day X, by [https://twitter.com/BearOverdrive/status/1318102898325192704 @BearOverdrive] |
| − | 156PatelBeyonce.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}} | + | File:156PatelBeyonce.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}} |
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
Revision as of 04:55, 5 March 2021
Patel Beyonce is a lineup player for the Dallas Steaks and has been with the team since the Season 10 elections. Beyonce has previously played for the Unlimited Tacos and THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.
Official League Records
Name Changes
After the Season 3 Elections, Beyonce was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. During The Unmasoning, their last name was briefly repaired (making them Wyatt Beyonce), and finally their full name was repaired to Patel Beyonce.
Season 5
During a Season 5, Day 82 game against the Houston Spies, Beyonce was caught in a reverb incident and switched positions from lineup player to pitcher.
Season 7
At the end of the Season 7 regular season, Beyonce and the other Tacos pitchers received the Shelled modification as part of the Snackrifice.
Season 9
On Season 9, Day X, Beyonce was conscripted to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS as a lineup player. Following the dispersal of the PODS during the Season 10 elections, Beyonce joined the Dallas Steaks as a lineup player.
Coffee Cup
During the Coffee Cup, Beyonce played for the Americano Water Works as a lineup player.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Appearance
Beyonce has been observed to occasionally open a third eye on his forehead, most commonly when batting. Since Beyonce is usually squinting menacingly when this occurs, it is speculated that this third eye is to help focus. When asked about it in interviews, Beyonce stated that "it only looks that way because I'm focusing really hard. I have a completely normal amount of eyes." They, however, make no attempt to hide it.
Beyonce, stumping medical experts and the Steaks' equipment manager, appears to be continuing to grow at a linear rate. If the growth continues unabated, they will be the world’s tallest person by the end of season 68. He is currently one of the tallest players in the ILB.
They also have a beautiful tenor singing voice, and many journalists have outlandish theories as to why.
Personal Life
Little is known about Beyonce's career before the Internet League. Beyonce refuses to answer questions from splorts journalists who inquire about the topic, either publicly or privately, and multiple journalists who have gone digging for information about Beyonce's past themselves have disappeared under "mysterious circumstances".
However, Beyonce is a huge fan of the Chennai Super Queens, his parents' hometown Crlicket team. Beyonce is also assumed to have played Crlicket at some point in his life, due to constantly incorrectly referring to Blaseball positions as Crlicket positions (home runs are "sixes" and second base is "silly mid on"). This aptitude for Crlicket allowed for Beyonce to make the transition from batting to pitching quite easily after the team shuffled, like an all-rounder.
Outside of Blaseball, Beyonce has made large donations to a grass-roots organisation restoring to flightworthiness a 1930s flying boat moored on a lake near San Bernardino. They have publicly expressed interest in having this aircraft transport the Tacos from city to city during the Blaseball season, although decades of climate change have lowered water levels such that a take-off run may no longer be safely practicable.
On the Dallas Steaks
After Season 10 the Shelled One's Pods fell back to Immaterial Plane. Beyonce crashed near George Foreman Stadium, where the Dallas Steaks aided in his recovery. Beyonce's peanut coating protected him from the worst effects of planar re-entry, but the preceding seasons had taken a toll on his health.
Gallery
Season 3 Beyonce by Mirmir#6341
Season 6 Beyonce, by @annapullara
patel high-fiving alejandro leaf, by mirmir#6341
"Just the Two of Us" with Patel Beyonce & NaN talking tacos, by Loxosceles
patel preparing tacos, by mirmir#6341
patel bored on one of his off-games as a pitcher, by mirmir#6341
Patel Beyonce chillaxing, by @itsjustmustafa
by p_a_mcg
Recovering from Day X, by @BearOverdrive
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
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