Mickey Woods

Mickey Woods
art by @sol
Basic Information
Former Team(s)	Philly Pies
Status	Incinerated
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Gazing into the abyss
Coffee Style	Heavy Foam
Blood Type	H₂O
Fate	56
Soulscream	AOEIAAOEIAAEEAEIEEAEIEIEAXEIEAXEIAAAUEAAAUEA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	she/her
Other Background Information
Favorite Pie	Cherry

Mickey Woods wass a lineup player for the Philly Pies. Woods had been with the team since Season 1, and was incinerated during a Season 6, Day 95 game against the Kansas City Breath Mints. Woods was replaced by Jaxson Buckley.

Official League Records

During the Season 5 election, Woods' baserunning fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

Biographical Information

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Mickey Woods plays first base for the Philly Pies.

Originally a construction worker, she was convicted of manslaughter after hitting a rock with a lead pipe into the head of a bystander while on her mandated 15-minute break. She was sentenced to five years in prison, but the Pies, taking an interest in her hitting, made a deal with the judge, a Philly native and Pies fan, for her to serve her sentence playing for the team. An additional three years was added to her sentence for her part in developing the signature Philly Pie blaseball play known as Philladeltrix: The Marquis of Pain.

Mickey had numerous tattoos, including, as a devout Quaker, the names of the Valiant Sixty on her back. She was deeply repentant for the death she caused.

Since the abolition of the Pie-nitentiary, Mickey served the rest of her sentence through community service and helping with local social work groups. The aid to a community she unwittingly harmed was a balm to her Quaker soul. Mickey's favorite flower was the iris. She spent most of her free time working in the Pies community garden.

Mickey's regular order at the Tastykake food court is well known and now available as the Number 5: Two slices of pie and a large coffee with two tablespoons of sesame oil.

On twitter @mickeyvaliant60

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