Knight Triumphant

Art by @cari_guevara, @JenJenbles and It's Adrian

Knight Triumphant
Basic Information
Team	San Francisco Lovers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	SiphonSiphons will steal blood more often in Blooddrain and use it in more ways.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Bagels
Coffee Style	Coffee?
Blood Type	Love
Fate	54
Soulscream	AAEIOAAEIOAEIAIUEIAIUEEAAEAEAAEAEHUAXIHUAXIHUHAEOUHAEOU
Biographical Details
Pronouns	They/Them
Nickname(s)	The Love Knight
Personal Relationships
Partners	San Francisco Lovers (Original & Former)
Relations	Baby Urlacher (offspring)
Other Background Information
Likes	Love, Consent, Quests
Dislikes	Feudalism, Time Paradoxes
Player Twitter	@KnightUrlacher

Knight Urlacher is a lineup player for San Francisco Lovers, active since Season 1

Official League Records

During the Season 9 election, Urlacher received the Siphon modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Blooddrain decree.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Knight “Knight” Urlacher, magical sentient suit of armor and longtime resident of Sigmund Castillo, is the Lovers' Team Captain and Founder. They’re the only member of the original roster to have any previous Blaseball experience, and their enthusiasm was so contagious that it inspired some of their expansive sprawling polycule (colloquially known as the Knights of the Polyamorous Table) to join the team and learn to play. Urlacher is also the proud parent of Baby Urlacher. Given the Blaseball prowess of their offspring, it is said that Knight Urlacher may possess some sort of inheritable Blaseball DNA.

When the Hellmouth first opened, Knight was one of the few known to enter its uninhabitable lands. Rumors say it was completely by accident and only occurred because they wandered off in an exhausted state during a vacation in the Moab Desert after 10 straight days of partying with their lovers and teammates. Not much is known about Urlacher’s time in the Hellmouth or what effects it may have had on them mentally or biologically. Upon finally finding the exit to the Hellmouth Urlacher was spat out in a time period much earlier from whence they came, their memories addled. Still to this day Urlacher will not confirm the truth or disclose the identity of the mysterious entity that gave them the title of Knight or why. This entity also bestowed knowledge of a mythical object known as the Holy Glrail, which is said to help those who drink from it to find true love and eternal happiness.

During Knight’s quest for knowledge of the Holy Glrail’s whereabouts they saw many injustices occurring right in their own backyard, San Francisco. Knight met with the disenfranchised heir to Queen King I’s throne, Theo King, in an effort to aid in correcting these injustices. The two soon became each other’s closest confidants. Upon learning of how disillusioned Theo and others were with this forced “renaissance” life style, a deep desire to unite the people of San Francisco under a banner of love and acceptance of the modern times once and for all was formed. The two eloped in XX89 to establish a resistance movement that would soon become the foundation of the Romantic Collaborative of San Francisco.

Urlacher thought they put the medieval times behind them, but one quiet morning in Sigmund Castillo a vortex opened up within the kitchen and out came Percival Wheeler. She told Knight of the land of myth and legend she hailed from, an evil sorceress, a legendary bat stuck within a stone, and the Holy Glrail. Most importantly Percival informed Urlacher of a round table where all lovers were treated with mutual and equal affection. Some say this concept was the cornerstone of the foundation of Knight’s polycule which would then go on to become the San Francisco Lovers Blaseball team.

When Knight Urlacher isn’t playing Blaseball they are journeying far and wide hoping to discover the final resting place of the mythical Holy Glrail. Urlacher and the Lovers are convinced that the Holy Glrail has the power to bring former teammates, Parker Prime, Kichiro Prime, and her Tough Love Dimension girlfriend Alternate Allison back to our plane of reality.

Trivia

• Knight is a frequent user of magical glamours that allow them to blend in with the mundane world. Any sightings of Knight as a being of flesh can be attributed to such magics.
• The nature of Baby Urlacher’s birth is a mysterious process known as 'knightosis', it is unknown whether or not Baby's Blaseball prowess is natural or the product of a genetic alteration. It’s rumored that ‘knightosis’ is a side-effect of Urlacher’s extended time within the Hellmouth.
• It is unknown if the Hellmouth sent Urlacher back in time to their own dimension or not, just as it is unknown if the Knight that is here is the same one that entered the Hellmouth. It’s all very confusing to everyone involved to be quite frank.

Fanart

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  by @JenJenbles on Twitter

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  by @cari_guevara on Twitter

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  by @Karagna_

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  by @thecoolereros