Kennedy Cena

Kennedy Cena
Basic Information
Team	Philly Pies
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Gambling
Coffee Style	Anything
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	13
Soulscream	IXEIHIXEIHIHXAEIHXAEIHIEAAAIEAAAIEEAOHEEAOHEIOAIIIOAIIIEIIEAEIIEAE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them
Other Background Information
Favorite Pie	Boston Cream

Kennedy Cena is is a lineup player for the Philly Pies. Cena has been a member of the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

During the Season 4 election, ★★½ Kennedy Cena was replaced by an alternate reality ★½ Kennedy Cena.

During the Season 5 election, Cena's pitching and defense fell half a star as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

Biographical Information

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Kennedy "JohnJohn" Cena is a fusion of former U.S. President John F. Kennedy and WWE Superstar John Cena, who plays second base for the Philly Pies. Physically, they are 95% Cena and 5% Kennedy. Mentally, they are 50/50. Spiritually, they are their own entity. Though they are from Nowhere in Particular, they sometimes speak with a Boston accent.

The method used to fuse them was discovered in XX01 but forgotten sometime in XX59. The result is a body that is mostly John Cena with John F. Kennedy's preserved brain implanted into their right bicep (right side) and right thigh (left side).

Kennedy Cena is a self-proclaimed professional wrestling fan, however they are known to be somewhat embarrassed about their relationship with current WWE Superstar John Cena, as Kennedy and John are only acquaintances. It is not uncommon for newer fans to wave a hand in front of their face and mockingly say they "can't see" Kennedy, however they are almost always referred to Pies teammate Dan Holloway instead. (editor's note: this is no longer the case as Peanut Holloway is very easy to see as of Season 3, due to being filled with peanuts)

Alternate Reality

After Season 4, Cena was replaced by an alternate reality version of Cena. This Cena is physically 95% Kennedy and 5% Cena, which has led to a marked decline in blaseball play.

Gallery

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Music

Kennedy Cena Walk Up Music (Season 2)