Jordan Hildebert

Jordan Hildebert
Basic Information
Team	Houston Spies
Status	Alive
Batting	★★★½
Pitching	★★½
Defense	★★★
Running	(bugged)
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Intermittent fasting
Coffee Style	Latte
Blood Type	Fire
Fate	5
Soulscream	AIEIIAIEIIAAHAOIAHAOIAEAAXEEAAXEEXUAHIXUAHIXUHAAUUHAAUUAOIEIAOIEIAIAAEAIAAEAIAIAXEAIAXEAHHAUXHHAUXH

Jordan Hildebert is a pitcher for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Hildebert currently has no notable events in the official record books.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Jordan Hildebert took an unusual route to blaseball greatness, completing dual PhDs in molecular computing and legal ethics before hanging up the test tubes and gavel to play for the Houston Spies. Publicly available documents list Hildebert as a founder or board member for the 5 largest lobby groups pushing for umpires' use of incineration to no longer be limited to blaseball players, and for all humanity, as well as sundry other species, to live in fear of their whims. As Hildebert eloquently argued in their tract, Citizens for Perpetual Fear of Incineration: "We trust umpires to make the right decision when it comes to incinerating blaseball players, but the idea that they don't have the right to make those decisions about anyone else in our society is a double standard that is outmoded and painfully unfair". As per Houston Spies team policy, Hildebert denies the existence of any and all organisations, individuals or political stances, despite the fact that their face has appeared multiple times on the cover of the political tract 'Fire of the Gods Monthly'. It is rumored that the only thing keeping Hildebert under control and pitching in blaseball, rather than in political office on their way to bathing this dimension in the bright and beautiful glow of deadly fire, is the dossier of information on their personal life that the mysterious Director of the Spies holds in reserve. Nothing is known of the contents of this dossier, as leaking it would render it useless to stop Hildebert's plans, but Hildebert has been witnessed openly begging teammates such as Alexandria Rosales not to mail it to the press. How long will the Spies' clemency hold out? We may never know...