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| − | At the end of Season 4, the original Koch was one of the players affected by the ███████ ███████ event and as a result was replaced with another version of themselves from an alternate reality. This individual, hailing from the Frigid Hush, the home team of the Tundra Sector of ██████████████, was significantly different from the original Koch. Whereas Koch's general demeanor was one of extroversion, the Alternate Koch is much more reserved. Additionally, Alternate Koch seems to be consistently haunted by the ghost of their deceased teammate [[Tyler Violet]]. It is speculated that this might be due to the absence of [[Ziwa Mueller]] in Alternate Koch's original reality but it has not been confirmed.<br /> | + | At the end of Season 4, the original Koch was one of the players affected by the ███████ ███████ event and as a result was replaced with another version of themselves from an alternate reality. This individual, hailing from the Frigid Hush, the home team of the Tundra Sector of ██████████████, was significantly different from the original Koch. Whereas Koch's general demeanor was one of extroversion, the Alternate Koch is much more reserved. Additionally, Alternate Koch seems to be consistently haunted by the ghost of their deceased teammate [[Tyler Violet]]. It is speculated that this might be due to the absence of [[Ziwa Mueller]] in Alternate Koch's original reality but it has not been confirmed. |
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Jesús Koch 2.jpg|Season 4 card, by {{Twitter|name=mikeharron}} | Jesús Koch 2.jpg|Season 4 card, by {{Twitter|name=mikeharron}} | ||
JesusKoch by smorzando.png|Season 5 card, by smorzando | JesusKoch by smorzando.png|Season 5 card, by smorzando | ||
| − | Alternate-Jesus.png|Season 5 | + | Alternate-Jesus.png|Season 5 card by {{Twitter|name=Spiral_Joe}} |
| − | Alternate-Jesus-Tundra.png|Season 5 Alternate Reality | + | Alternate-Jesus-Tundra.png|Season 5 Alternate Reality card by {{Twitter|name=Spiral_Joe}} |
Jesús_Koch_V2.jpg|Jesus Koch V2 | Jesús_Koch_V2.jpg|Jesus Koch V2 | ||
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Revision as of 07:27, 8 September 2020
Jesús Koch is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers and has been with the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
Alternate Reality
At the end of Season 4, Koch was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree, resulting in a change in stats.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Nicknames
Koch has been known to give himself several nicknames during events, using his bat as a microphone, which amplifies his voice. He can be heard whispering encouraging mantras into the handle of his bat as he prepares his swings. It is disputed whether Koch realizes we can hear this too. At a charity fundraiser following the Season 2 shutout game against the Hades Tigers, a seven-year old child dared Koch to list every single nickname in chronological order, which they promptly completed on-the-spot.
Nicknames include, but are not limited to: Coach Koch, Truest Jesús't, Koch Got Your Tongue, Loose Jesús, The Jesús'st with the Moistest, Slippy, Other-side, Wetfoot, Dampsock, Nickname King, The Jaden Smith of Blaseball, The Willow Smith of Blaseball, Captain "Cap" Anti-Cap, The Killer Hitter, Kid with a Comet In His Hands, The Anti-Meteorite, They Who Face The Blaseball, Mx. Respect the Receptacle, Clinch Hitter No-Quitter, Jesús-3000, Outkast Stan, Aquaman but Reverse, Kochlear Cavity, Talkin' Chuy, Babe Ruth-But-Hot, The Word, Grandest Slammest.
Alternate Reality Switch
At the end of Season 4, the original Koch was one of the players affected by the ███████ ███████ event and as a result was replaced with another version of themselves from an alternate reality. This individual, hailing from the Frigid Hush, the home team of the Tundra Sector of ██████████████, was significantly different from the original Koch. Whereas Koch's general demeanor was one of extroversion, the Alternate Koch is much more reserved. Additionally, Alternate Koch seems to be consistently haunted by the ghost of their deceased teammate Tyler Violet. It is speculated that this might be due to the absence of Ziwa Mueller in Alternate Koch's original reality but it has not been confirmed.
Gallery
Season 4 card, by @mikeharron
Season 5 card, by smorzando
Season 5 card by @Spiral_Joe
Season 5 Alternate Reality card by @Spiral_Joe
Jesus Koch V2
| Players | Batters | |
|---|---|---|
| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
| Buried | Bennett Takahashi · Justice Valenzuela · Stephanie Winters · Cell Longarms | |
| Former |
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| Stats | Season (NEW) | 1 |
| Season (Beta) | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23· 24 | |
| Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
| Ballpark | Gleek Arena | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | Michel É. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle · THE MAW · Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle · The Moist Owlette · H O R K · The ORB | |
| Places | Halifax · Canada | |
| History | Canada Moist Talkers' History | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| TALK SPIT, GET HITS | ||
