Jesús Koch

Jesús Koch
Jesús Koch (Alternate Reality) as of Season 5, by smorzando
Basic Information
Team	Canada Moist Talkers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Acoustic Guitar
Coffee Style	Light & Sweet
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	84
Soulscream	UAAHOUXAXOEUAAHOUXAXOE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him, They/Them

Jesús Koch is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Alternate Reality

At the end of Season 4, Koch was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree, resulting in a change in stats.

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Nicknames

Koch has been known to give himself several nicknames during events, using his bat as a microphone, which amplifies his voice. He can be heard whispering encouraging mantras into the handle of his bat as he prepares his swings. It is disputed whether Koch realizes we can hear this too. At a charity fundraiser following the Season 2 shutout game against the Hades Tigers, a seven-year old child dared Koch to list every single nickname in chronological order, which they promptly completed on-the-spot.

Nicknames include, but are not limited to: Coach Koch, Truest Jesús't, Koch Got Your Tongue, Loose Jesús, The Jesús'st with the Moistest, Slippy, Other-side, Wetfoot, Dampsock, Nickname King, The Jaden Smith of Blaseball, The Willow Smith of Blaseball, Captain "Cap" Anti-Cap, The Killer Hitter, Kid with a Comet In His Hands, The Anti-Meteorite, They Who Face The Blaseball, Mx. Respect the Receptacle, Clinch Hitter No-Quitter, Jesús-3000, Outkast Stan, Aquaman but Reverse, Kochlear Cavity, Talkin' Chuy, Babe Ruth-But-Hot, The Word, Grandest Slammest

Gallery

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  Season 4 card, by @mikeharron

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  Season 5 card, by smorzando

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  Season 5 Card @Spiral_Joe.

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  Season 5 Alternate Reality Card by @Spiral_Joe.

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