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'''Jesús Koch''' is a player for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]], and has been with the team since the start of [[Internet League Blaseball]].
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'''Jesús Koch''' is a lineup player for the [[Canada Moist Talkers]] and has been with the team since [[Season 1]].
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== Official League Records ==
 
== Official League Records ==
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Koch currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.
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===Alternate Reality===
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At the end of [[Season 4]], Koch was affected by the [[Season 4#Decrees|'''Alternate Reality''']] Decree, resulting in a change in stats.
  
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== History ==
 
== History ==
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=== Nicknames ===
 
=== Nicknames ===
 
Koch has been known to give himself several nicknames during events, using his bat as a microphone, which amplifies his voice. He can be heard whispering encouraging mantras into the handle of his bat as he prepares his swings. It is disputed whether Koch realizes we can hear this too. At a charity fundraiser following the Season 2 shutout game against the [[Hades Tigers]], a seven-year old child dared Koch to list every single nickname in chronological order, which they promptly completed on-the-spot.
 
Koch has been known to give himself several nicknames during events, using his bat as a microphone, which amplifies his voice. He can be heard whispering encouraging mantras into the handle of his bat as he prepares his swings. It is disputed whether Koch realizes we can hear this too. At a charity fundraiser following the Season 2 shutout game against the [[Hades Tigers]], a seven-year old child dared Koch to list every single nickname in chronological order, which they promptly completed on-the-spot.
  
 
Nicknames include, but are not limited to: Coach Koch, Truest Jesús't, Koch Got Your Tongue, Loose Jesús, The Jesús'st with the Moistest, Slippy, Other-side, Wetfoot, Dampsock, Nickname King, The Jaden Smith of Blaseball, The Willow Smith of Blaseball, Captain "Cap" Anti-Cap, The Killer Hitter, Kid with a Comet In His Hands, The Anti-Meteorite, They Who Face The Blaseball, Mx. Respect the Receptacle, Clinch Hitter No-Quitter, Jesús-3000, Outkast Stan, Aquaman but Reverse, Kochlear Cavity, Talkin' Chuy, Babe Ruth-But-Hot, The Word, Grandest Slammest
 
Nicknames include, but are not limited to: Coach Koch, Truest Jesús't, Koch Got Your Tongue, Loose Jesús, The Jesús'st with the Moistest, Slippy, Other-side, Wetfoot, Dampsock, Nickname King, The Jaden Smith of Blaseball, The Willow Smith of Blaseball, Captain "Cap" Anti-Cap, The Killer Hitter, Kid with a Comet In His Hands, The Anti-Meteorite, They Who Face The Blaseball, Mx. Respect the Receptacle, Clinch Hitter No-Quitter, Jesús-3000, Outkast Stan, Aquaman but Reverse, Kochlear Cavity, Talkin' Chuy, Babe Ruth-But-Hot, The Word, Grandest Slammest
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==Gallery==
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Jesús Koch 2.jpg|Season 4 card, by {{Twitter|name=mikeharron}}
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JesusKoch by smorzando.png|Season 5 card, by smorzando
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Revision as of 01:25, 5 September 2020

Jesús Koch is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Alternate Reality

At the end of Season 4, Koch was affected by the Alternate Reality Decree, resulting in a change in stats.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Nicknames

Koch has been known to give himself several nicknames during events, using his bat as a microphone, which amplifies his voice. He can be heard whispering encouraging mantras into the handle of his bat as he prepares his swings. It is disputed whether Koch realizes we can hear this too. At a charity fundraiser following the Season 2 shutout game against the Hades Tigers, a seven-year old child dared Koch to list every single nickname in chronological order, which they promptly completed on-the-spot.

Nicknames include, but are not limited to: Coach Koch, Truest Jesús't, Koch Got Your Tongue, Loose Jesús, The Jesús'st with the Moistest, Slippy, Other-side, Wetfoot, Dampsock, Nickname King, The Jaden Smith of Blaseball, The Willow Smith of Blaseball, Captain "Cap" Anti-Cap, The Killer Hitter, Kid with a Comet In His Hands, The Anti-Meteorite, They Who Face The Blaseball, Mx. Respect the Receptacle, Clinch Hitter No-Quitter, Jesús-3000, Outkast Stan, Aquaman but Reverse, Kochlear Cavity, Talkin' Chuy, Babe Ruth-But-Hot, The Word, Grandest Slammest


Gallery

  • Season 4 card, by @mikeharron

  • Season 5 card, by smorzando



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