Huber Frumple

Huber Frumple
Basic Information
Position	Lineup Player
Team	Mexico City Wild Wings
Former Team(s)	Ohio Worms, Philly Pies
Status	active
Batting	(6.5)
Pitching	(4.3)
Defense	(4.7)
Running	(5.9)
Modifications	SeekerThe Player has a chance to bring teammates back from Elsewhere.
Items	Lucky Bat ●○ Metaphorical Blood Glove ●●●
Dates Active	Mar 4, 2021–present
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base 1
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	Glue
Coffee Style	Milk Substitute
Blood Type	AA
Fate	71

Huber Frumple is a lineup player for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and has been with the team since the Season 21 elections. Frumple has played for the Ohio Worms and Philly Pies.

Official League Records

Frumple joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Ohio Worms during the Descension.

Frumple was traded to the Philly Pies in exchange for Farrell Seagull during the Season 12 elections via the Exchange will, without having played a single game for the Worms since arriving in the ILB. Frumple's stats were then increased by the Worms' own Infuse will, resulting in a combined 9.4 → 13.5 stat increase.

During the Season 15 elections, Frumple's batting increased from 3.4 → 4.3 and pitching decreased 1.6 → 1.4 as a result of the Pies' Transfuse will.

During the Season 19 Earlsiesta, Frumple was given the Seeker modification as part of the seasonal reading.

On Season 21, Day 83, Frumple picked up The Fifth Base from The Oven. Frumple then super roamed to the Mexico City Wild Wings before placing The Fifth Base in The Bubble on Season 21, Day 95.

Frumple was traded to the Pies' Shadows in exchange for Doginic Burgertoes during the Season 21 elections via the Pies' Roster Swap will. Frumple was then immediately traded back to the Wild Wings' Shadows in exchange for Kline Nightmare via the Wild Wings' Roster Swap will.

On Season 22, Day 33, Frumple rejoined the Wild Wings' lineup at Basin of Mexico Park via the Ratified Voicemail.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
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Box of Huber Frumple Files

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Viper Vendor, Cobra Clerk, and General Serpent Seller

Huber Frumple was a nationally renowned snake expert and snake salesman prior to his joining the ILB. In his ill fitting suit and snake-pattern briefcase, tie and hatband he would ply his trade all through the United States of America, selling snakes or snake facts to any suitably prepared customer. That is, until one day the Serpent Advisory Committee determined his snakes to be "Too Good" and Frumple found himself cut off from every contact he knew and on the run from the law.

Frumple, fearing for his life and his snakes, faked his own death and hastily constructed a fake identity, which he immediately signed up for the ILB. Frumple seldom speaks to anyone about his life before the ILB, but when he does, it's through scant mutterings of "they're just regular goddamn snakes, I don't get it", or hissed conversations with his serpents. Frumple still wears his incredibly identifying snake-patterned clothing, but with applications of boot coloring to dull the pattern. He claims this "dulls their power" but that it's "not enough to stop me, baby".

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