Huber Frumple/IF-5.423

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Viper Vendor, Cobra Clerk, and General Serpent Seller

Huber Frumple was a nationally renowned snake expert and snake salesman prior to his joining the ILB. In his ill fitting suit and snake-pattern briefcase, tie and hatband he would ply his trade all through the United States of America, selling snakes or snake facts to any suitably prepared customer. That is, until one day the Serpent Advisory Committee determined his snakes to be "Too Good" and Frumple found himself cut off from every contact he knew and on the run from the law.

Frumple, fearing for his life and his snakes, faked his own death and hastily constructed a fake identity, which he immediately signed up for the ILB. Frumple seldom speaks to anyone about his life before the ILB, but when he does, it's through scant mutterings of "they're just regular goddamn snakes, I don't get it", or hissed conversations with his serpents. Frumple still wears his incredibly identifying snake-patterned clothing, but with applications of boot coloring to dull the pattern. He claims this "dulls their power" but that it's "not enough to stop me, baby".