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Huber Frumple has 3 Rumors written about so far.
Huber Frumple/IF-0.007
Pie vs. Pie
Huber Frumple is a hitter for the Philly Pies composed of two corporate espionage agents. These two agents work for rival federal defense contractors and were each independently sent to recover information about Pies hitter Jaxon Buckley's mechanical arms. When Farrell Seagull was traded to the Worms for a player named "Huber Frumple," a player new to the Internet Blaseball League, the two agents both arrived on the same day claiming to be Huber Frumple. Rather than blow their cover, they stumbled through an explanation that they both work together to play as a single blaseball player. It is unknown what happened to the original Huber Frumple who played for the Ohio Worms.
The two agents are typically called Huber and Frumple by others assuming those are their names, although it is never consistent which agent is called by which name. While "Huber" and "Frumple" stay professional and work together while on the field, they are mortal enemies while not playing blaseball, often leaving deadly traps and explosives in the other's path to prevent them from stealing the secret Jaxon documents.
As the two are espionage agents, they are accustomed to speaking in codewords, and the true meaning of the things they say is often indecipherable.Huber Frumple/IF-1.000
Huber & Frumple
Huber & Frumple are a pair of human sized worms made out of an unidentified fuzzy material that have been glued together in a vaguely humanoid shape. Frumple uses she/her, Huber uses he/him, and together they use they/them.
Huber & Frumple work together to bat, run, and defend. The two share a friendly rivalry, often trying to outperform the other and pushing their combined performance to greater and greater heights.
Frumple claims you can tell them apart because she always wears a top hat and monocle, though since the two worms are different colors this technique seems unnecessary. In addition, Huber has been seen wearing the top hat on occasion. Frumple claims the top hat means they are descended from worm royalty. Huber claims they bought it at a really nice costume store. Both agree that they are just the super coolest of spies but shhhhhh that’s a secret.
Chorby Short and the Frumple Rumbles
After a series hard fought games between the Pies and the Yellowstone Magic in the Season β14 playoffs, an intense rivalry formed between Chorby Short and Huber & Frumple. In order to settle their scores, the three players have resorted to duking it out in street fights that have since been dubbed “the Frumple Rumbles.”
The Frumple Rumbles take place after each Pies/Magic game in the parking lot of the ice cream store closest to the stadium. Each rumble consists of Chorby and Huber & Frumple trying to bop each other in the head with squeaky, inflatable hammers. Observers have noted that the fights are inherently unfair since Huber & Frumple have two heads, a fact that makes the one-headed Chorby absolutely ballistic. The rumble ends when someone cries uncle.
The Frumple Rumbles are popular with local children, who cheer on the fighters while enjoying ice cream treats. The winner of the rumble has to buy the loser ice cream. Chorby's favorite part is the ice cream.
Chorby's teammate Francisco Preston also claims to be in a rivalry with Huber & Frumple but so far he is the only one who acknowledges it.Huber Frumple/IF-5.423
Viper Vendor, Cobra Clerk, and General Serpent Seller
Huber Frumple was a nationally renowned snake expert and snake salesman prior to his joining the ILB. In his ill fitting suit and snake-pattern briefcase, tie and hatband he would ply his trade all through the United States of America, selling snakes or snake facts to any suitably prepared customer. That is, until one day the Serpent Advisory Committee determined his snakes to be "Too Good" and Frumple found himself cut off from every contact he knew and on the run from the law.
Frumple, fearing for his life and his snakes, faked his own death and hastily constructed a fake identity, which he immediately signed up for the ILB. Frumple seldom speaks to anyone about his life before the ILB, but when he does, it's through scant mutterings of "they're just regular goddamn snakes, I don't get it", or hissed conversations with his serpents. Frumple still wears his incredibly identifying snake-patterned clothing, but with applications of boot coloring to dull the pattern. He claims this "dulls their power" but that it's "not enough to stop me, baby".
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