Hobbs Cain

Hobbs Cain
Basic Information
Team	Canada Moist Talkers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Re-inflating
Coffee Style	Flat White
Blood Type	Grass
Fate	55
Soulscream	AEEAAAEEAAAIIAHOIIAHOIEEAUIEEAUIE
Biographical Details
Pronouns	He/Him/His

Hobbs Cain is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers. Cain is most well known for hitting one of two grand slams in the bottom of the third inning during Season 2, Day 96 alongside Richmond Harrison. 13 runs were scored during the inning, leading to a final score of 18-3 and securing a spot in the playoffs.

Official League Records

Cain currently has no notable events in the official recordbooks.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Hobbs' appearance bears mentioning due to the choice to don his old private school uniform jacket, which hangs loosely across his shoulders over his jersey. While not to regulation, there seems to be no movement on behalf of the IBL to enforce the removal of the jacket.

When asked about his prior splorting experience, Cain stated that the rules of Blaseball were “much simpler” than he was used to, and cited a game played between Hobbs and his best friend in their youth. No amount of rules explanation reduced the interviewer’s confusion as to the nature of said game, but the consensus was reached that it was, indeed, a deeply complex splort and definitely earned Cain a place on the Moist Talkers’ batting lineup.

Cain was recently described as a "triple threat" in the Halifax Gazette.

The Leviathan

Hobbs Cain rarely hits harder than a single, but upon reviewing bootleg Moist Talker footage, fans have connected Hobbs' more impressive hits with the serendipitous appearance of a massive Phycodurus eques emerging from the clouds, circling above the arena and then disappearing into the misty heavens. Cain spoke quite frankly on the connection in an ensuing press release by explaining that "Well of course I hit better when the Leviathan appears. That's how I know I have its favor." Hobbs claims that the Leviathan communicates telepathically with him in the form of burbles or warbles, much akin to the audio of the video attached.