Difference between revisions of "Emmett Internet"
Dasyuridae (talk | contribs) (updated fanworks section) |
Lonestarlars (talk | contribs) m (visual edit) |
||
| Line 12: | Line 12: | ||
| status=Released | | status=Released | ||
| dates=Jul 20 - Sep 4, 2020 | | dates=Jul 20 - Sep 4, 2020 | ||
| − | |||
| − | |||
| − | |||
<!-- Records: Statistical Information --> | <!-- Records: Statistical Information --> | ||
<!-- These are star ratings --> | <!-- These are star ratings --> | ||
| Line 63: | Line 60: | ||
== Personality == | == Personality == | ||
| − | Emmett was well known online as a notorious digital pirate. He used Limewire and ''always'' seeded torrents. Other players have asked him to burn illegal mixtape CDs for them, but he always ended up melting them due to "UNCLEAR INSTRUCTIONS". The [[Garages]] disliked him because he didn't pay for their music. | + | Emmett was well known online as a notorious digital pirate. He used Limewire and ''always'' seeded torrents. Other players have asked him to burn illegal mixtape CDs for them, but he always ended up melting them due to "UNCLEAR INSTRUCTIONS". The [[Seattle Garages|Garages]] disliked him because he didn't pay for their music. |
To this day he has also <u>never</u> paid for Photoshop. | To this day he has also <u>never</u> paid for Photoshop. | ||
| Line 73: | Line 70: | ||
<br /> | <br /> | ||
==Fan Works== | ==Fan Works== | ||
| − | <gallery widths=" | + | <gallery widths="230" mode="nolines" heights="170"> |
Emmett-internet.png|Emmett's Season 2 clard, by Discord user Ephesos | Emmett-internet.png|Emmett's Season 2 clard, by Discord user Ephesos | ||
EmmettInternet-walkup.ogg|Emmett's walkup music, by Discord user OmySpy|link=File:EmmettInternet-walkup.ogg | EmmettInternet-walkup.ogg|Emmett's walkup music, by Discord user OmySpy|link=File:EmmettInternet-walkup.ogg | ||
| Line 88: | Line 85: | ||
P PESTO CHICKEN SALAD.jpg|Alt=A close up of Emmett Internet holding his hands up to his face. At the top of the image it says "P" and at the bottom it says "Pesto Chicken Salad"|Emmett Internet says P Pesto Chicken Salad by {{Twitter|name=_pysics}} | P PESTO CHICKEN SALAD.jpg|Alt=A close up of Emmett Internet holding his hands up to his face. At the top of the image it says "P" and at the bottom it says "Pesto Chicken Salad"|Emmett Internet says P Pesto Chicken Salad by {{Twitter|name=_pysics}} | ||
Emmett Internet by Coblin.jpg|Alt=A drawing of Emmett Internet in a Sunbeams uniform in front of a bright green background with light green swirls. He has a square grey CRT monitor for a head and the screen is displaying a neon green loading bar. There is a cord going from the back of his head to his back, and a wire that falls from the back of his head down across his body. He's holding a blaseball bat in both hands over his right shoulder as if he is about to hit a ball.|by {{Twitter|name=Krasi_Savov}} | Emmett Internet by Coblin.jpg|Alt=A drawing of Emmett Internet in a Sunbeams uniform in front of a bright green background with light green swirls. He has a square grey CRT monitor for a head and the screen is displaying a neon green loading bar. There is a cord going from the back of his head to his back, and a wire that falls from the back of his head down across his body. He's holding a blaseball bat in both hands over his right shoulder as if he is about to hit a ball.|by {{Twitter|name=Krasi_Savov}} | ||
| − | Emmett ;).jpg|Our friend Emmett by {{Twitter|name= | + | Emmett ;).jpg|Our friend Emmett by '''[https://twitter.com/_waalkr/status/1320162041592676352?s=20 @_waalkr]''' |
| + | Friends by larkine.png|Emmett with Randy by {{Twitter|name=larkiiiine}} | ||
File:Nagomi nava remains to carry the torch.png|{{Quote|<em>SEASON 4 ELECTIONS. HELLMOUTH SUNBEAMS GAIN THEIR FIRST BLESSING: PRECOGNITION. LESS THAN TWO SEASONS LATER EMMETT INTERNET AND [[Randall Marijuana|RANDALL MARIJUANA]] ARE DEAD, PURSUING THE SECRET TO KILL A GOD. [[Nagomi Nava|NAGOMI NAVA]] REMAINS TO CARRY THE TORCH.</em> <br />|<p>XII The Hanged Man by {{twitter|name=revivificating}}</p>}} | File:Nagomi nava remains to carry the torch.png|{{Quote|<em>SEASON 4 ELECTIONS. HELLMOUTH SUNBEAMS GAIN THEIR FIRST BLESSING: PRECOGNITION. LESS THAN TWO SEASONS LATER EMMETT INTERNET AND [[Randall Marijuana|RANDALL MARIJUANA]] ARE DEAD, PURSUING THE SECRET TO KILL A GOD. [[Nagomi Nava|NAGOMI NAVA]] REMAINS TO CARRY THE TORCH.</em> <br />|<p>XII The Hanged Man by {{twitter|name=revivificating}}</p>}} | ||
| − | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
===Fanfiction=== | ===Fanfiction=== | ||
Revision as of 13:56, 16 April 2021
Emmett Internet was a lineup player for the Hellmouth Sunbeams, and was with the Sunbeams from the Return of Blaseball until their incineration on Season 5, Day 91.
Official League Records
Internet joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Moab Sunbeams with the Return of Blaseball.
During the Season 4 elections the Sunbeams received the Precognition blessing, which increased Internet's batting from to .
On Season 5, Day 91, Internet was incinerated and replaced by Sutton Bishop.
During the events of Season 10, Day X, Internet was raised to join The Hall Stars. Following The Hall Stars' victory over THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS, Internet was Released from Internet League Blaseball.
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
History
Internet was seen going on a date with Hades Tigers batter Ren Morin during the season 3 post-season.
Some suggest that there existed a passionate rivalry between Internet and Tigers batter Jessica Telephone due to their inability to exist in the same place at the same time, though the exact nature of their relationship is unknown.
Internet reported being upgraded after Season 4. This upgrade resulted in a faster WiFi connection for the whole Hellmouth, increased storage capacity, and the ability to see pitches before they are thrown. Internet did the entirety of this report using the voice of popular vocaloid Hatsune Miku, whereas previously his voice was that of Microsoft Sam.
In spite of being incinerated by a rogue umpire, some sources claim that, as a creature of the wi-fi, Internet lives on digitally within this very webpage. Consider keeping him company for a few minutes.
Tragic Backstory
Growing up in the SFJPEJSCMXOIKO suburb of the Hellmouth, Emmett was a bright-eyed and cheerful child, honing their catching and digestive skills by playing games of the charming local pastime "Get Rocks Thrown At You", the influence of was seen in their tendency to eat the blaseball the one time every three years that the Sunbeam pitchers manage to successfully throw it their way.
Emmett achieved their shapeless, friendly form after accidentally inventing computers at the age of fifteen, and inadvertently entering a pact that exchanged their body for a "cloud" on which the new Internet would be born. In theory, the sheer amount of sensitive and personal data stored on their incorporeal databanks would grant them unmatched power, if only they could read.
Emmett Internet's talents were recognized at an early age, as rumors of a "prodigy Internet" spread quickly through Hellmouth. Internet was provided the mentoring they needed to be accepted into Hellmouth Community College and graduate with full honors.
Personality
Emmett was well known online as a notorious digital pirate. He used Limewire and always seeded torrents. Other players have asked him to burn illegal mixtape CDs for them, but he always ended up melting them due to "UNCLEAR INSTRUCTIONS". The Garages disliked him because he didn't pay for their music.
To this day he has also never paid for Photoshop.
Legacy
The Emmett Internet Memorial Cafe, Gallery Of Things, and Public Wi-Fi Hub appeared in central Hellmouth overnight following Emmett's incineration. The Cafe offers light meals, sobering vistas across the Hellmouth's endless maw, and top-of-the-line gaming rigs for hire as well as printing and copying services in 2D, 3D, and 4D. Appliances and home technology within the cafe (fridges, speakers, drink dispenser, vacuum cleaners, etc) within the Cafe run on smart technology, with new appliances occasionally donated to the collection by Emmett's admirers.
It is a matter of debate whether Emmett's Precognition lent them some advance warning of their fate, though one odd coincidence is recorded. In the days after the incineration, a range of smart home technology was delivered to the homes of surviving Sunbeams team members, including a smart fridge to Sunbeams pitcher Sandoval Crossing. The fridge reportedly predicted the upcoming weather as "fine with a chance of bird, wouldn't it be a great day for a picnic? :)"
Fan Works
Emmett's Season 2 clard, by Discord user Ephesos
Emmett's walkup music, by Discord user OmySpy
by SonnenstrAAL (aalornothing#2957)
by @VVVisection
by @churgalax
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
by @JustMako
by Pichi2214
by @dottedMage
By Glempy
by mothman#6134
by @dottedMage
Emmett Internet says P Pesto Chicken Salad by @_pysics
by @Krasi_Savov
- Emmett ;).jpg
Our friend Emmett by @_waalkr
Emmett with Randy by @larkiiiine
SEASON 4 ELECTIONS. HELLMOUTH SUNBEAMS GAIN THEIR FIRST BLESSING: PRECOGNITION. LESS THAN TWO SEASONS LATER EMMETT INTERNET AND RANDALL MARIJUANA ARE DEAD, PURSUING THE SECRET TO KILL A GOD. NAGOMI NAVA REMAINS TO CARRY THE TORCH.
XII The Hanged Man by @revivificating
Fanfiction
- 'Emmett Internet' tag on AO3
Videos
- The Precog Trio, an animatic by Olive
| Players | Batters | Boyfriend Monreal · Landry Violence · Randall Marijuana · Workman Gloom · Tyreek Olive · Dominic Marijuana · Scrap Murphy · Morrow Doyle · Sebastian Sunshine · Kiki Familia · Yazmin Mason · Caligula Lotus · Emmett Internet |
|---|---|---|
| Pitchers | Axel Trololol | |
| Former | Jaylen Hotdogfingers (🎤) · Sebastian Telephone (🔥) · Full List | |
| Events | Day X | |
| Hey now, you're a Hall Star | ||
