Elvis Figueroa
Elvis Figueroa is a pitcher for the Philly Pies. Figueroa has been a member of the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
In the Season 4 elections, Figueroa was changed from a lineup player to a pitcher as a result of the blessing The Best Offense.
During the Season 5 election, Figueroa's pitching fell from to as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.
During the Pies' Season 7, Day 93 game against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, Figueroa received a -star boost to batting, pitching, and baserunning.
During the Coffee Cup, Figueroa played for Atlético Latte as a pitcher.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Elvis Figueroa is a pitcher and former third base player for the Philly Pies.
Personality
Figueroa appears to be seven gnomes in a blaseball outfit, eight on a good day.[1] They smell of figs due to a silly accident as a child. A bi-monthly bonus allows Figueroa to take one pie from the Tastykake windowsill. Figueroa receives an actual paycheck made of cash, and seems to use their paycheck to invest in big hair. Their adopted child, Dunlap Figueroa, plays for the Hades Tigers.
Pitching Style
Each of the Figueroa gnomes has a unique pitching style. Blaseball analysts attribute much of Figueroa's success on the mound to the resulting variety of pitches they can throw. For instance, their changeup involves throwing a gnome holding the ball, who redirects the ball on the way to the plate.
Figueroa's pitching improved near the end of Season 7 after one of the gnomes introduced a "submarine" style pitch that is delivered underhand (i.e. with the throwing gnome upside-down as they release the ball). It's rumored the gnomes developed this pitch while doing kegstands at an Enhanced Party Time rager thrown by teammate Ruslan Greatness.
Gallery
Elvis pitching by @this_is_onjit
Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky
Elvis by @bellart03
Elvis Figueroa by @glassgoblin on Twitter
Elvis Figueroa by @glassgoblin on Twitter
References
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