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Benitez joined the [[Houston Spies]] by invoking a long-forgotten rule stipulating a player may be replaced on the squad by anyone who can best them in single combat. Spies management didn't allow the bout to go ahead, as Benitez had challenged [[Alexandria Rosales]] and would have been destroyed, but they signed Benitez on the spot in recognition of their gumption, chutzpah and moxie. Since that time, Benitez has been instrumental in developing the Spies' classic strategy of dragging the game into overtime so that everyone gets nervous and their opponents are more likely to make mistakes. Benitez claims they are actually better at batting against balls covered in palm sweat because it's the 12th innings and everything's on the line.
 
Benitez joined the [[Houston Spies]] by invoking a long-forgotten rule stipulating a player may be replaced on the squad by anyone who can best them in single combat. Spies management didn't allow the bout to go ahead, as Benitez had challenged [[Alexandria Rosales]] and would have been destroyed, but they signed Benitez on the spot in recognition of their gumption, chutzpah and moxie. Since that time, Benitez has been instrumental in developing the Spies' classic strategy of dragging the game into overtime so that everyone gets nervous and their opponents are more likely to make mistakes. Benitez claims they are actually better at batting against balls covered in palm sweat because it's the 12th innings and everything's on the line.
  
Benitez has been accused of taking the compromising photograph of [[Philly Pies]] General Manager [[Sam Hinkie]] and the state of [[Delaware]] which instigated [[Sam Hinkie|the Delaware Affair]], but Benitez asserts they've never even ''been'' to Delaware.
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Benitez has been accused of taking the compromising photograph of [[Philly Pies]] General Manager [[Sam Hinkie]] and the state of [[Delaware]] which instigated [[Sam Hinkie|the Delaware Affair]], but Benitez asserts they've never even ''been'' to Delaware. These rumors were only furthered by Benitez later joining of the Pies. It is supposed that he given a spot by blackmailing Hinkie with other photographs.
  
 
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Revision as of 14:27, 26 August 2020

Yeong-Ho Benitez is a lineup player for the Philly Pies and has been with the team since Season 4, Day 37 due to a feedback swap.


Official League Records

Benitez joined the league as a member of the Houston Spies at the beginning of Season 1.


History

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Benitez joined the Houston Spies by invoking a long-forgotten rule stipulating a player may be replaced on the squad by anyone who can best them in single combat. Spies management didn't allow the bout to go ahead, as Benitez had challenged Alexandria Rosales and would have been destroyed, but they signed Benitez on the spot in recognition of their gumption, chutzpah and moxie. Since that time, Benitez has been instrumental in developing the Spies' classic strategy of dragging the game into overtime so that everyone gets nervous and their opponents are more likely to make mistakes. Benitez claims they are actually better at batting against balls covered in palm sweat because it's the 12th innings and everything's on the line.

Benitez has been accused of taking the compromising photograph of Philly Pies General Manager Sam Hinkie and the state of Delaware which instigated the Delaware Affair, but Benitez asserts they've never even been to Delaware. These rumors were only furthered by Benitez later joining of the Pies. It is supposed that he given a spot by blackmailing Hinkie with other photographs.