Wyatt Mason IX

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Wyatt Mason IX was a pitcher for the New York Millennials, and was with the team from the Second Wyatt Masoning until being echoed into Static on Season 14, Day 77.

Official League Records

Mason IX joined the ILB as a pitcher for the New York Millennials in Season 14 as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning.

Wyatt Mason IX and Wyatt Mason XI echoed each other into Static when meeting on Day 77 of the same season.

Community Lore

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Second Wyatt Masoning

Wyatt Mason IX was pulled in through the Rift along with 12 other Wyatt Masons in the Second Wyatt Masoning. Reports that they may have “hatched” from Patty Fox’s 9-blood blagonball are unsubstantiated, as no one was able to agree on anything other than that they arrived and were quickly accepted as a member of the team. This process was helped and hindered by the fact that Nines (as they were quickly nicknamed) insisted fae had always been a member of the Millennials, or at least since season 3. This interdimensional confusion was familiar to fellow Millennials ████ █████ and Andrew Solis, and in the 5 days Nines was on the Millennials, they were known to get along very well with most of their teammates, but those two particularly.

Life in Original Universe

Certain divergences were found between Nines’s home timeline and ours. Notably:

-Nines was the player hatched post-Chorby Soul being incinerated. When asked about Sandie Turner, Nines said “The microphone siren?” and refused to answer further questions on the matter, claiming a sudden headache.

-Dominic Marijuana was never incinerated, and Thomas Dracaena was instead the Millennial who appeared on the Hall Stars. Further questioning on this matter had to be dropped, as Nines was very upset at the topic of their team captain’s apparent death.

-While this is not necessarily a timeline difference, Nines claimed the Millennials attended their college graduation in their original timeline, “and even mostly put away their phones.” The plausibility of this last statement is doubtful.

Staticing

Wyatt Mason IX echoed into static on Day 77. However, they then continued to pitch for the rest of the game, defying expectations and certain laws of reality. When asked about how this feat was accomplished, the Millennials issued the group statement of “It’s sensitive, okay? Like, emotionally sensitive. They were a good pitcher, and a good kid.”

Trivia

-Nines was said to have a visual distortion effect similar to the one seen on something placed too close to a loudspeaker.

-In keeping with Mills tradition, he had a side hustle. Fae was a DJ at a “24/9” radio station, where he played "lo-fi beats to hate capitalism to".

-They helped rewire the Psychoacoustics that had pulled them into this reality, claiming to “have a knack for this kind of thing.”