Wyatt Mason IX

Wyatt Mason IX
Basic Information
Former Team(s)	New York Millennials
Status	Static
Batting	(0.9)
Pitching	(3.5)
Defense	(3.7)
Running	(0.8)
Modifications	Static..... When two players attempt to Echo each other, they both disappear into Static.
Items	None
Dates Active	Mar 18, 2021
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Evolution	Base
Peanut Allergy	Not Allergic
Pregame Ritual	OFFLINE
Coffee Style	Decaf
Blood Type	O
Fate	56
Biographical Details
Pronouns	he/they/fae
Side Hustle	DJ

Wyatt Mason IX was a pitcher for the New York Millennials, and was with the team from the Second Wyatt Masoning until being echoed into Static on Season 14, Day 77.

Official League Records

Mason IX joined the ILB as a pitcher for the New York Millennials in Season 14 as part of the Second Wyatt Masoning.

Wyatt Mason IX and Wyatt Mason XI echoed each other into Static when meeting on Day 77 of the same season.

Community Lore

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The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Wyatt Mason IX Across Dimensions

In the Interdimensional Rumor Mill’s library, there’s an always-evolving book titled Wyatt Mason IX’s Rumor Registry. A bookmark sticks out from between the pages, labelled IF-56.149 and marking the following entry...

Wyatt Mason can’t not be a pitcher for the New York Millennials, and has been since season 14 when he was not Sandie Turner. He was originally a batter but was moved to pitching at some point. Probably. He was certainly pitching by Season 14.

Life outside of Blaseball

Mason had a fairly successful career as a DJ. They play “lo-fi beats to hate capitalism to,” and are a big fan of the Garages. After season 14, there have been rumors that fae has considered changing faer career, since microphones don’t work right for faer anymore.
He is a college graduate, and has a degree in urban planning. He is currently working on increasing accessibility in NYC’s subway system. The Millennials attended his graduation. They even put away their phones (except to take pictures.) The pictures are now strangely glitched, but at least it’s proof fae existed at all.

Season 14

On Day 77 of Season 14, something happened.

It was always going to happen. It was a setup.

Wyatt Mason was not available to pitch during the day 77 game. They did anyway.

Mason came back, and it’s fine now, and he adamantly denies all claims to the contrary, and he stays up spinning dials on radios trying to find something other then static.

Everything is possible, so everything is true, so this can’t be wrong, but…

this doesn’t feel right.

rewind?

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