Workman Gloom

Workman Gloom
tlopps card by @shenaniglenn on twitter
Basic Information
Team	Canada Moist Talkers
Former Team(s)	Charleston Shoe Thieves
Status	Alive
Batting	★★★★
Pitching	★½
Defense	★★★
Running	(bugged)
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Opening up the pit
Coffee Style	Anything
Blood Type	AAA
Fate	46
Soulscream	IXEAIIXEAIIIEAAIIEAAIIUUAEEUUAEEUOXAOAOXAOAOEEAXUEEAXUEOAIAOOAIAOO
Biographical Details
Pronouns	They/them
Species	Human
Horse	No
Other Background Information
Dislikes	Tillman Henderson

Workman Gloom is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been playing with the team since Season 4, Day 28 due to a feedback swap. Gloom previously played for the Charleston Shoe Thieves beginning in Season 1.

Official League Records

During the Season 3, Day 37 game against the Kansas City Breath Mints Gloom's star rating increased from ★★★ to ★★★★ after swallowing a stray peanut and having a yummy reaction.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Blaseball Career

Gloom was sweet-talked onto the Thieves by Cornelius Games, who desired his old rival's skill at footwear larceny. After a devastating bureaucracy accident, Games thrust a blaseball rod into their hands and told them to "go get 'em, champ." Sources presume that Gloom is just too polite to mention they have no idea how to use the rod. Since that incident, they have been slugging away out there for the Shoe Thieves, day in, day out.

That is until FEEDBACK.

Saddened by getting ripped unceremoniously away from the Shoe Thieves and their beloved pet dog, Workman Gloom spontaneously formed a personal rain cloud. It hangs grey, wet, and stormy a meter above their head*. It wears the sickest kicks.

Despite the damp and gloomy weather Gloom now brings to the field, they have proven to have an unbreakable love of blaseball and their teammates. Gloom is trying their best to teach the MTs how to steal the other teams shoes, and maybe even a blase or two, but is met with incredible incompetence as every single MT gets caught stealing.

*It has been pointed out by observant fans that Gloom's rain cloud technically counts as spittle as it is (arguably) produced by their corporeal form^{[citation needed]}. Therefore gloom is a great asset to the team's required donation of spittle to the Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle^{[error!! citation needed!!]}.

Personal Life

Gloom specializes in stealing high-top sneakers.

Beasley Gloom, the Shoe Thieves' canine pitcher, is Workman's dog. Sources say that Beasley is very happy that they're at all of their games.

During Season 3, Gloom scored a single in a fifteen-inning game against the Tacos, giving the Shoe Thieves an edge and likely preventing a Spillover. When asked for comment, Gloom responded: "What? Hey, I gotta get home so Beasley can get his dinner." Beasley was then fed his standard evening bowl of kibble, with a treat for dessert because he had been such a good boy that day.

Fan Art

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