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== Blaseball Career == | == Blaseball Career == | ||
− | Gloom was sweet-talked onto the Thieves by [[Cornelius Games]], who desired his old rival's skill at footwear larceny. After a devastating bureaucracy accident, Games thrust a blaseball rod into their hands and told them to "go get 'em, champ." Sources presume that Gloom is just too polite to mention they have no idea how to use the rod. Since that incident, they have been slugging away out there for the Shoe Thieves, day in, day out. | + | Gloom was sweet-talked onto the Thieves by [[Cornelius Games]], who desired his old rival's skill at footwear larceny. After a devastating bureaucracy accident, Games thrust a blaseball rod into their hands and told them to "go get 'em, champ." Sources presume that Gloom is just too polite to mention they have no idea how to use the rod. Since that incident, they have been slugging away out there for the Shoe Thieves, day in, day out. |
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+ | That is until FEEDBACK. | ||
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+ | Saddened by getting ripped unceremoniously away from the Shoe Thieves and their beloved pet dog, Workman Gloom spontaneously formed a personal rain cloud. It hangs grey, wet, and stormy a meter above their head*. It wears the sickest kicks. | ||
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+ | Despite the damp and gloomy weather Gloom now brings to the field, they have proven to have an unbreakable love of blaseball and their teammates. Gloom is trying their best to teach the MTs how to steal the other teams shoes, and maybe even a blase or two, but is met with incredible incompetence as every single MT gets caught stealing. | ||
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+ | <nowiki>*</nowiki>It has been pointed out by observant fans that Gloom's rain cloud technically counts as spittle as it is (arguably) produced by their corporeal form<sup>[citation needed]</sup>. Therefore gloom is a great asset to the team's required donation of spittle to the [[Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle]]<sup>[error!! citation needed!!]</sup>. | ||
== Personal Life == | == Personal Life == |
Revision as of 04:44, 26 August 2020
Workman Gloom is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers, and has been playing with the team since Season 4, Day 28 due to a feedback swap. Gloom previously played for the Charleston Shoe Thieves beginning in Season 1.
Official League Records
During the Season 3, Day 37 game against the Kansas City Breath Mints Gloom's star rating increased from ★★★ to ★★★★ after swallowing a stray peanut and having a yummy reaction.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Blaseball Career
Gloom was sweet-talked onto the Thieves by Cornelius Games, who desired his old rival's skill at footwear larceny. After a devastating bureaucracy accident, Games thrust a blaseball rod into their hands and told them to "go get 'em, champ." Sources presume that Gloom is just too polite to mention they have no idea how to use the rod. Since that incident, they have been slugging away out there for the Shoe Thieves, day in, day out.
That is until FEEDBACK.
Saddened by getting ripped unceremoniously away from the Shoe Thieves and their beloved pet dog, Workman Gloom spontaneously formed a personal rain cloud. It hangs grey, wet, and stormy a meter above their head*. It wears the sickest kicks.
Despite the damp and gloomy weather Gloom now brings to the field, they have proven to have an unbreakable love of blaseball and their teammates. Gloom is trying their best to teach the MTs how to steal the other teams shoes, and maybe even a blase or two, but is met with incredible incompetence as every single MT gets caught stealing.
*It has been pointed out by observant fans that Gloom's rain cloud technically counts as spittle as it is (arguably) produced by their corporeal form[citation needed]. Therefore gloom is a great asset to the team's required donation of spittle to the Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle[error!! citation needed!!].
Personal Life
Gloom specializes in stealing high-top sneakers.
Beasley Gloom, the Shoe Thieves' canine pitcher, is Workman's dog. Sources say that Beasley is very happy that they're at all of their games.
During Season 3, Gloom scored a single in a fifteen-inning game against the Tacos, giving the Shoe Thieves an edge and likely preventing a Spillover. When asked for comment, Gloom responded: "What? Hey, I gotta get home so Beasley can get his dinner." Beasley was then fed his standard evening bowl of kibble, with a treat for dessert because he had been such a good boy that day.
Fan Art
Players | Batters | |
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Pitchers | ||
Shadows | ||
Buried | Bennett Takahashi · Justice Valenzuela · Stephanie Winters · Cell Longarms | |
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Stats | Season (NEW) | 1 |
Season (Beta) | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13 · 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 · 18 · 19 · 20 · 21 · 22 · 23· 24 | |
Circuit | Gamma 2 · Gamma 3 · Gamma 4 | |
Ballpark | Gleek Arena | |
Community Lore | ||
Staff | Michel É. Moose and Chalky Hoodwinkle · THE MAW · Belligerent Phlegm Receptacle · The Moist Owlette · H O R K · The ORB | |
Places | Halifax · Canada | |
History | Canada Moist Talkers' History | |
Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
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