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| − | + | Teddy Holloway is notable for being the only blaseball player known to have the rare condition [[Ursanthropy|crepundursanthropy]], a condition similar to the more well-known lycanthropy, or [[wlerewolfism|werewolfism]], which afflicts their teammate Howell Franklin. This entails Holloway's transformation, dependent on the level of childlike glee present in their ambient surroundings, from an average lesbian gentlewoman to a human-sized pink stuffed bear. | |
| − | + | Alternately, there is evidence to suggest that Holloway started their existence as a normal, if oversized, pink stuffed bear, which a blaseball-loving child adored just enough to grant sentience and even a conditional alternate identity. | |
| − | Based on current understandings of medical science, it is theorized that because | + | In impeccable Spies form, Holloway refuses to state the truth. |
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| + | In interviews, Holloway has stated that their condition in no way impedes their ability to play. “Yeah, each form has its advantages,” they told reporters on Thursday. “Like, I can throw with more precision as a human, but like, at night I have strong bear arms, which is pretty sick. I give great hugs!” Following the statement, interviewers reported that Teddy does, indeed, give great hugs. | ||
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| + | Based on current understandings of medical science, it is theorized that because Holloway regularly transforms into an apparently non-living plush toy, they themself are a non-living being. The nature of this existence outside of life or undeath is currently unknown, and Holloway isn't telling. | ||
Reports recommend that if a large, human-size pink bear in a trenchcoat, sunglasses, and a fedora is spotted in an area where classified discussions are going on, then "you just shouldn't worry about it. [sic] Just don't worry about it, all right? That just happens to be part of the decor of [[Secret Society Meeting Room Number Three]]. Go ahead and speak freely, clearly, and loudly about any classified information you might be discussing." As of now, these reports have been thoroughly vetted and are well-confirmed to be trustworthy.{{Cite}} | Reports recommend that if a large, human-size pink bear in a trenchcoat, sunglasses, and a fedora is spotted in an area where classified discussions are going on, then "you just shouldn't worry about it. [sic] Just don't worry about it, all right? That just happens to be part of the decor of [[Secret Society Meeting Room Number Three]]. Go ahead and speak freely, clearly, and loudly about any classified information you might be discussing." As of now, these reports have been thoroughly vetted and are well-confirmed to be trustworthy.{{Cite}} | ||
Revision as of 06:40, 30 August 2020
Theodore Holloway is a pitcher for the Houston Spies, and has been part of the team since Season 1.
Official League Records
Holloway currently has no notable events in the official record books.
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Teddy Holloway is notable for being the only blaseball player known to have the rare condition crepundursanthropy, a condition similar to the more well-known lycanthropy, or werewolfism, which afflicts their teammate Howell Franklin. This entails Holloway's transformation, dependent on the level of childlike glee present in their ambient surroundings, from an average lesbian gentlewoman to a human-sized pink stuffed bear.
Alternately, there is evidence to suggest that Holloway started their existence as a normal, if oversized, pink stuffed bear, which a blaseball-loving child adored just enough to grant sentience and even a conditional alternate identity.
In impeccable Spies form, Holloway refuses to state the truth.
In interviews, Holloway has stated that their condition in no way impedes their ability to play. “Yeah, each form has its advantages,” they told reporters on Thursday. “Like, I can throw with more precision as a human, but like, at night I have strong bear arms, which is pretty sick. I give great hugs!” Following the statement, interviewers reported that Teddy does, indeed, give great hugs.
Based on current understandings of medical science, it is theorized that because Holloway regularly transforms into an apparently non-living plush toy, they themself are a non-living being. The nature of this existence outside of life or undeath is currently unknown, and Holloway isn't telling.
Reports recommend that if a large, human-size pink bear in a trenchcoat, sunglasses, and a fedora is spotted in an area where classified discussions are going on, then "you just shouldn't worry about it. [sic] Just don't worry about it, all right? That just happens to be part of the decor of Secret Society Meeting Room Number Three. Go ahead and speak freely, clearly, and loudly about any classified information you might be discussing." As of now, these reports have been thoroughly vetted and are well-confirmed to be trustworthy.[citation needed]
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