Simon Haley

Simon Haley
Art by @Spiral_Joe Logo by @LonghairQ, Original Design by @ Avery Helm
Basic Information
Team	Canada Moist Talkers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Rain Dance
Coffee Style	Decaf
Blood Type	AA
Fate	14
Soulscream	XHEEAXHEEAXOHAHAOHAHAOEEAAAEEAAAEIAAAAIAAAAIEEAAIEEAAIEAUIEIAUIEIA
Biographical Details
Pronouns	Any

Simon Haley is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers. Haley replaced Trevino Merrit after Merrit's incineration during Season Two.

Official League Records

During Season 3, Haley consumed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. Haley's hitting rank dropped from two and a half stars to one star.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Haley came down to the Moist Talkers from on high after Trevino Merritt's incineration, and was chosen to take Merrit's place after they displayed much of the same batting and running prowess as their predecessor had.

After his unfortunate peanut reaction in Season 3, Haley has devoted himself to his Anti-Peanut advocacy charity, the Peanut Defamation League.

Nicknames

• The Comet

Achievements

• Simon was voted IBL Rookie of the Year by fan vote at the end of season 2. They are the first player to receive this award.

Trivia

• His birthday is July 12, 1986
• Haley is a Type 1 Diabetic and has an insulin pump
• Their favourite skittles are the green ones