Simon Haley
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Simon Haley is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers. Haley replaced Trevino Merrit after Merrit's incineration during Season Two.
Official League Records
During Season 3, Haley consumed a stray peanut and had an allergic reaction. Haley's hitting rank dropped from two and a half stars to one star.
History
COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Haley came down to the Moist Talkers from on high after Trevino Merritt's incineration, and was chosen to take Merrit's place after they displayed much of the same batting and running prowess as their predecessor had.
After his unfortunate peanut reaction in Season 3, Haley has devoted himself to his Anti-Peanut advocacy charity, the Peanut Defamation League.
Nicknames
- The Comet
Achievements
- Simon was voted IBL Rookie of the Year by fan vote at the end of season 2. They are the first player to receive this award.
Trivia
- His birthday is July 12, 1986
- Haley is a Type 1 Diabetic and has an insulin pump
- Their favourite skittles are the green ones
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