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On Day 54 of the second ILB season, in a post-game interview following Los Angeles Tacos @ Chicago Firefighters, Rosa elaborated on her stance towards the splort of blaseball. When asked why she attempted to steal third base despite the Fighters being up by 15 runs, Rosa claimed that "Blaseball is awful, and I hate playing it. I hate that I am forced to step onto the field every day and play this horrible splort. The only enjoyment I get from blaseball is crushing my opponents, and making them feel the same pain as me." | On Day 54 of the second ILB season, in a post-game interview following Los Angeles Tacos @ Chicago Firefighters, Rosa elaborated on her stance towards the splort of blaseball. When asked why she attempted to steal third base despite the Fighters being up by 15 runs, Rosa claimed that "Blaseball is awful, and I hate playing it. I hate that I am forced to step onto the field every day and play this horrible splort. The only enjoyment I get from blaseball is crushing my opponents, and making them feel the same pain as me." | ||
| − | Rosa | + | Rosa “pitches” by tossing a blaseball up in front of her, then swinging at it with her blaseball axe in the same manner one would swing at a pitch, effectively hitting a line drive directly at the batter. It has been rumored that she does so out of a fundamental disrespect for the splort, as well as only having been trained as a batter. Not actually knowing how to pitch a blaseball is, reportedly, a secondary concern. Rosa only occasionally loses her grip on the axe. |
A mangled photograph of Spies player [[Son Scotch]] is hung inside her locker, and Rivers is often seen staring malevolently at it in the moments before a game. | A mangled photograph of Spies player [[Son Scotch]] is hung inside her locker, and Rivers is often seen staring malevolently at it in the moments before a game. | ||
Revision as of 08:29, 10 September 2020
Rivers Rosa is a pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters, and has been with the Firefighters since the start of Internet League Blaseball.
Official League Record
During the Season 5, Day 30 reverb incident, Rosa switched positions from lineup player to pitcher.
As a result of the Katamari blessing won by the Firefighters in the Season 5 election, Rosa's defense rating increased by .
History
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
On Day 54 of the second ILB season, in a post-game interview following Los Angeles Tacos @ Chicago Firefighters, Rosa elaborated on her stance towards the splort of blaseball. When asked why she attempted to steal third base despite the Fighters being up by 15 runs, Rosa claimed that "Blaseball is awful, and I hate playing it. I hate that I am forced to step onto the field every day and play this horrible splort. The only enjoyment I get from blaseball is crushing my opponents, and making them feel the same pain as me."
Rosa “pitches” by tossing a blaseball up in front of her, then swinging at it with her blaseball axe in the same manner one would swing at a pitch, effectively hitting a line drive directly at the batter. It has been rumored that she does so out of a fundamental disrespect for the splort, as well as only having been trained as a batter. Not actually knowing how to pitch a blaseball is, reportedly, a secondary concern. Rosa only occasionally loses her grip on the axe.
A mangled photograph of Spies player Son Scotch is hung inside her locker, and Rivers is often seen staring malevolently at it in the moments before a game.
Every year, the team dyes Rivers green in honor of the Firefighters. Why the color green is used is unknown.
Rosa is considered a trans icon and a State fielder.
Like all of us, she is from Chicago. Her jersey number is 331.
Trivia
- After several excellent plays with fellow batter Lou Roseheart, some fans have started to call the pair "the twin roses of Chicago."
Fan Art
Art by Fen @sublimemarch on Twitter
Rivers Rosa is from Chicago
Rivers Rosa by @crikadelic
The Twin Roses sharing a smooch by @crikadelic
Rivers Rosa at the Plate by @crikadelic
Rivers Rosa Doesn't Have a Phone by @crikadelic
Rivers Rosa's Intense Gaze by @crikadelic
Rivers Rosa Over the Shoulder by @crikadelic
Rivers Rosa Trans Icon by @crikadelic
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| Staff | The Firefighter · Betsy · Chicago Firefighters' Third Base Coach · The Axeman | |
| Places | Chicago · The Blean | |
| History | Chicago Firefighters' History · Great Chicago Blaseball Fire · Royal Crown Malort | |
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