Richmond Harrison

From Blaseball Wiki

Revision as of 20:23, 5 September 2020 by Hozbreezy (talk | contribs) (Added major Season 3 accomplishment)

Richmond Harrison is a lineup player for the Canada Moist Talkers and has been with the team since Season 1.


Official League Records

Season 2

Harrison is well-known for their contribution to the record-setting Season 2, Day 96 game, hitting one of two grand slams in the bottom of the third inning (alongside Hobbs Cain). 13 runs were scored during the inning, leading to a final score of 18-3 and securing the Moist Talkers a spot in the playoffs.

Season 3

Harrison's most clutch moment may have been during the Season 3 playoffs. In Game 4 of the first round, when the Moist Talkers were facing elimination down 1-2 in the series to the reigning 2-time champion Philly Pies. Harrison came to bat in the top of the 9th with 2 out, 2 runners on, and down by 2 runs. He tried his best and hit a home run, giving the Moist Talkers the lead which they would keep and win the game to tie the series back up 2-2.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

History

Many were surprised to see Harrison back on the pitch for a second season after a close encounter with THE MAW in season one, which resulted in the loss of his right arm. However, his return saw him on the plate with both arms intact. In addition, reports say that he increased in size dramatically between seasons, adding a full six inches to his height. This trend has continued as of the beginning of season three, seeing Harrison standing a towering 7 feet 9 inches tall. Fans in the stands have reported witnessing him consuming vast amounts of what appear to be salmon pellets and brine shrimp. It is rumored that rather than hair, Harrison is in possession of feathered filaments sprouting from his pale pink skull, a rumor supported by a blurry photograph that appears to show a helmet-less Harrison emerging from the Canadian floodwaters near Gleek Arena.


Trivia

  • Harrison does not speak, instead communicating in burbles or warbles, much akin to the audio of the video attached. No recordings of his vocalizations have been yet attained, as he is known to attack audio/video equipment, particularly if he can see his reflection in the lens (as such, mirrors are forbidden in Gleek Arena, and bringing one into the stadium is considered an act of sabotage).
  • Harrison is reported to be good friends with Hobbs Cain, who displays an unusual talent for deciphering his warbling, citing similarities between Harrison’s focalization and those of Cain’s patron, The Leviathan.


Gallery