Reese Clark

Reese Clark
Basic Information
Team	Houston Spies
Status	Alive
Batting	★★★
Pitching	★★
Defense	★★½
Running	(bugged)
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Lucid dreaming
Coffee Style	Cream & Sugar
Blood Type	Electric
Fate	18
Soulscream	XXEUOXXEUOXUEAEOUEAEOUHUAHHHUAHHHAUAIEAUAIEAEEAAXEEAAXEOHIEIOHIEIOEOAIXEOAIXE

Reese Clark is a lineup player for the Houston Spies, and has been with the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

Clark currently has no notable events in the official record books.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Reese Clark is completely without a face or any other form of skull-based feature, their head being a surface of perfectly smooth skin. Thanks to modern prosthetic technology, Clark has access to a wide array of plastic facial features and accessories which allow them to customize their appearance to their heart's content. Clark regularly assures Blaseball fans that this capability will never be used for any form of sneaking, blending in, deception or other espionage-related acts.

As part of an effort to improve cultural recognition of facelessness, Clark allowed their visage to be used as the basis for a line of vegetable-themed children's toys which are similarly featureless and can be decorated with plastic facial features. Clark donates all proceeds from the use of their likeness to a school for faceless children.

This has not shielded Clark from some controversy, however, as rumor has it that their condition has led them to engage in what some consider unsplortsmanlike behavior - 'losing' eyes and ears in opposing teams' dugouts, for example, as well as changing face parts on the field in order to impersonate other players.

No one knows who is supplying Clark with molded plastic face parts that bear an eerie resemblance to prominent players in the League. It could be that Clark themself is getting close enough to these players in order to cast themself molds of their faces, although since other teams find Clark's quirk mildly disturbing, the lengths that Clark would need to go to attempt such a feat would be highly illegal. It could be that they have a supplier, a very powerful one at that, and Clark could somehow provide a very high price for such artifacts. The league does not know the truth, and at press time, Clark has absolutely no intention of letting them find out.