Ortiz Lopez

Ortiz Lopez
Image courtesy of @cari_guevara
Basic Information
Team	San Francisco Lovers
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Modifications	Fire EaterFire Eaters swallow fire instead of being incinerated.
External Links	Blaseball-Reference Player Changes Player Page
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Yoga
Coffee Style	Flat White
Blood Type	Basic
Fate	38
Soulscream	EHEEXEHEEXEUEAAIUEAAIUIEAEOIEAEOIAAAIHAAAIHAXOAEHXOAEHXAHIAEAHIAEAEUAOAEUAOAEOEAXIOEAXIOOAAAAOAAAAO
Biographical Details
Age	Ageless
Pronouns	She/Her
Language(s)	English, Kuuk Yak, Spanish
Species	Gorgon
Eyes	N/A
Hair	Snakes
Legs	For Days
Personal Relationships
Sexuality	Pansexual
Partners	San Francisco Lovers (Original & Former), Pitching Machine
Other Background Information
Likes	Ortiz Lopez, Pitching Machine
Dislikes	Haters
Player Twitter	@2Sexy4MySplort

Ortiz Lopez is a lineup player for the San Francisco Lovers who has been playing since Season 1.

Official League Records

During the Season 9 election, Lopez received the Fire Eater modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Eclipse decree.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Ortiz, a pansexual trans woman, is possibly the most seductive of the Lovers, standing at a mighty seven foot tall, with bright pink skin, no eyes, giant cupidlike red lips, a curvaceous figure and with red snakes for hair (that she would describe as "down to her ass"), this goliath gorgon is a kindly and inexplicably sexy woman.

Her attractiveness can be a hindrance, though, as she is too distracted by seductively unbuttoning the top button of her shirt, or sexily picking a ball up off the ground, that she forgets that the game is time sensitive, and fails to perform. Equally a hindrance is her medusa-like hair of glittering red snakes, that act as her eyes to find the ball, as they will often just do their own thing, because they're giant snakes, and completely not sentient or intelligent, they are just snakes. She is also known to steal bases in fits of passion, with the intent of getting closer to her loved ones in the dugout regardless of the consequences. These factors contribute to her two star rating.

She is dating multiple members of the team/polycule. She initially met Knight Urlacher and Percival Wheeler at a biker bar where Percival was, in good form, starting a fight with a bunch of skinheads. She and Percy have been inseparable since, except of course when Blaseball demands.

No team member is said to know of where Ortiz comes from, only that she seems to know where they will go, be that a culturally-specific paradise or a culturally-specific hell. Many myths surround the origin of Ortiz, some say that she appeared from the sky, and others say that she is simply something that exists, a pure being of attractiveness and mystery. Whatever her origin, Ortiz is a valued part of the splort of Blaseball, and is expected by fans to become a dependable member of the team.

Trivia

• There's rumors that Alexander Horne and Ortiz have a past relationship, possibly romantic. However, when questioned, "The rumors about Lexy and I going way back? Fine, I'll finally put them to rest sweeties, by telling you all it's nunya... as in nunya business." was all she would say on the matter.

Fanart

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  by Suzi on Discord

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  Mini-Blaseballer by @HetreaSky

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  by @pizzakermit

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  Blaseball TCG by @modernmodron

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  by @danglebob

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  by @awhekate

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  by @Fancymancer

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  Chulck Tangle Book Cover by @Linktm

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  by @thecoolereros

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  by @jololion

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  by @uwunium

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  by @MLeeLunsford

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  Tlopps Blaseball Card designed by xwingacepilot with art by @MLeeLunsford compiled by @Linktm

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  by @Peony_Vibes