ORB

ORB
Name	The ORB
Team	Canada Moist Talkers
Species	None
Status	Eternal

The ORB became the mascot of the Canada Moist Talkers at the start of Season 7. No information is known about it.

Team Anthem

During The ORB's time as mascot, Moist Talkers fans started singing a new team anthem during games. No one has yet claimed authorship for it. Fans have expressed confusion that they don't remember ever learning the words, despite knowing them all on the first day of Season 7.

Infinitely smooth,

Infinitely round,

It hovers above our blaseball ground.

Infinitely large

Yet infinitely small,

It lurks within the heart of us all.

None came before it,

None shall come after;

It crushes all sorrow and vanquishes laughter.

It has no beginning,

It has no end;

All events does it portend.

It has no time,

It has no place;

It is everywhen and every space.

One perfect facet,

One perfect form;

It is searingly cold and frigidly warm.

O R B is death,

O R B is life;

It is every success and every strife.

O R B is us,

O R B is you;

Any day you cross O R B is a day you will rue.