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| − | {{Team|division=[[Chaotic Evil]]|home_town=Miami|team_slogan=¡Dalé!|rival=[[Seattle Garages]]; "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" policies; any nearby alligators|emoji=🚤|social_media=https://twitter.com/MiamiBlaseball|stadium=[[Worldwide Field]]|image1=MiamiLogo_Cobaltcakes.png|caption1=Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes].|manager=[[Mr. Wide]]}}The '''Miami Dalé''' are a [[Blaseball]] team in the Chaotic Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. They have been a part of the [[Blaseball|Internet League]] since [[Season 1]]<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>. | + | {{Team|division=[[Chaotic Evil]]|home_town=Miami|team_slogan=¡Dalé!|rival=[[Seattle Garages]]; "No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service" policies; any nearby alligators|emoji=🚤|social_media=https://twitter.com/MiamiBlaseball|stadium=[[Worldwide Field]]|image1=MiamiLogo_Cobaltcakes.png|caption1=Logo by [https://twitter.com/4damAvenue Cobaltcakes].|manager=[[Mr. Wide]]}}The '''Miami Dalé''' are a [[Blaseball]] team in the Chaotic Evil division of the [[Evil League]]. They have been a part of the [[Blaseball|Internet League]] since [[Season 1]]<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>. |
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==Players<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>== | ==Players<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>== | ||
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| − | * [[Rivers Clembons]] | + | *[[Rivers Clembons]] |
| − | * [[Dan Bong|Peanut Bong]] | + | *[[Dan Bong|Peanut Bong]] |
| − | * [[Francisca Sasquatch]] | + | *[[Francisca Sasquatch]] |
| − | * [[Qais Dogwalker]] | + | *[[Qais Dogwalker]] |
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== Former Players<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>== | == Former Players<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>== | ||
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| − | * [[Jenna Maldonado]] (Season 2, Day 23<ref>Day assumed from circumstantial 3rd party media evidence and may be off by a few days.</ref>) | + | *[[Jenna Maldonado]] (Season 2, Day 23<ref>Day assumed from circumstantial 3rd party media evidence and may be off by a few days.</ref>) |
*[[Aldon Anthony]] (Season 2, Day 88<ref>Timestamped tweet used for day estimation [https://twitter.com/nymillenials/status/1289147518761283585]</ref>) | *[[Aldon Anthony]] (Season 2, Day 88<ref>Timestamped tweet used for day estimation [https://twitter.com/nymillenials/status/1289147518761283585]</ref>) | ||
*[[Theodore Passon]] (Season 3, Day 6<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>) | *[[Theodore Passon]] (Season 3, Day 6<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>) | ||
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==Season Results<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>== | ==Season Results<ref>[[Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide]]</ref>== | ||
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| + | == Team Information == | ||
| + | The Dalé currently play at [[Worldwide Field]]. | ||
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| + | They are managed by [[Mr. Wide]], although he has only appeared in a silhouette form. They are legally owned by their fans and the Miami community, and are a registered not-for-profit, tax exempt organization. | ||
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| + | The Dalé mascot is [[Pitball]]. Dalé fans and players alike will also be commonly found listening to the works of [[Pitblull]]. Players are currently required by management to choose a song by Pitblull as their walk-on music. | ||
| + | == Player Culture == | ||
| + | The Dalé are natural partiers who appear to celebrate anything from winning, losing, and other team members blacking out. A popular pre-game ritual before Dalé games is to do a communal 12 shots of Cuban coffee. This controversial act has been deemed rule-breaking by many fans, however the [[Umpires]] have gone on record that the practice is defensible as it's "pretty rad" and plausibly leads to decreased performance. | ||
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| + | As a consequence of the rampant cafecito abuse during and outside of games, the Dalé have been recognized by Miami-Dade County mayor Carlos Gimenez for greatly increasing the number of small businesses founded in the Miami area by members of la familia overcome with great ideas after shot 8 or so. | ||
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| + | The unofficial restaurant partner of the Miami Dalé is Taco Blell. The team has not yet garnered the coveted Taco Blell sponsorship, but multiple sources within the team report that they expect it to be made official any day now. Dalé players are known for drinking Blaja Blast as a refreshing and energizing splorts beverage during games, either plain or mixed with tequila. This embrace of Blaja Blast came from team members not wanting to associate themselves with Glatorade, which they consider a Gainesville drink. | ||
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| + | == Fan Culture == | ||
| + | Dalé fans are known as [[la familia]]. Like the team's players, the fans are less concerned with the team's record than in having a great time together. | ||
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| + | Several hundred Dalé fans live communally in a South Beach-based high rise mostly abandoned by wealthy owners post-COVID-19. This started after a July 31st, 20XX game in which a wealthy fan who lived in the building drunkenly invited every member in his section to an afterparty, who then eventually occupied the other vacant apartments in the building after every door on the 30th floor was busted down in the festivities. This communal living situation has been praised as a potential model by local organizations usually unaffiliated with splorts like Food Not Bombs. | ||
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== Fan Art == | == Fan Art == | ||
Revision as of 00:05, 9 August 2020
The Miami Dalé are a Blaseball team in the Chaotic Evil division of the Evil League. They have been a part of the Internet League since Season 1[1].
Players[2]
Batters
- Caleb Novak
- Randy Dennis
- Jasmine Washington
- Murray Pony
- Logan Horseman
- Hahn Fox
- Raúl Leal
- Sixpack Santiago
- Farrell Seagull
Pitchers
Former Players[3]
Incinerated
- Jenna Maldonado (Season 2, Day 23[4])
- Aldon Anthony (Season 2, Day 88[5])
- Theodore Passon (Season 3, Day 6[6])
Transferred
- N/A
Season Results[7]
| Season | Postseason | Playoffs | Finals |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 49-48 | N/A | N/A |
| 2 | 45-54 | N/A | N/A |
| 3 | 40-59 | N/A | N/A |
COMMUNITY REPORTSThe remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.
Team Information
The Dalé currently play at Worldwide Field.
They are managed by Mr. Wide, although he has only appeared in a silhouette form. They are legally owned by their fans and the Miami community, and are a registered not-for-profit, tax exempt organization.
The Dalé mascot is Pitball. Dalé fans and players alike will also be commonly found listening to the works of Pitblull. Players are currently required by management to choose a song by Pitblull as their walk-on music.
Player Culture
The Dalé are natural partiers who appear to celebrate anything from winning, losing, and other team members blacking out. A popular pre-game ritual before Dalé games is to do a communal 12 shots of Cuban coffee. This controversial act has been deemed rule-breaking by many fans, however the Umpires have gone on record that the practice is defensible as it's "pretty rad" and plausibly leads to decreased performance.
As a consequence of the rampant cafecito abuse during and outside of games, the Dalé have been recognized by Miami-Dade County mayor Carlos Gimenez for greatly increasing the number of small businesses founded in the Miami area by members of la familia overcome with great ideas after shot 8 or so.
The unofficial restaurant partner of the Miami Dalé is Taco Blell. The team has not yet garnered the coveted Taco Blell sponsorship, but multiple sources within the team report that they expect it to be made official any day now. Dalé players are known for drinking Blaja Blast as a refreshing and energizing splorts beverage during games, either plain or mixed with tequila. This embrace of Blaja Blast came from team members not wanting to associate themselves with Glatorade, which they consider a Gainesville drink.
Fan Culture
Dalé fans are known as la familia. Like the team's players, the fans are less concerned with the team's record than in having a great time together.
Several hundred Dalé fans live communally in a South Beach-based high rise mostly abandoned by wealthy owners post-COVID-19. This started after a July 31st, 20XX game in which a wealthy fan who lived in the building drunkenly invited every member in his section to an afterparty, who then eventually occupied the other vacant apartments in the building after every door on the 30th floor was busted down in the festivities. This communal living situation has been praised as a potential model by local organizations usually unaffiliated with splorts like Food Not Bombs.
Fan Art
External Links
- ↑ Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide
- ↑ Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide
- ↑ Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide
- ↑ Day assumed from circumstantial 3rd party media evidence and may be off by a few days.
- ↑ Timestamped tweet used for day estimation [1]
- ↑ Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide
- ↑ Facts/Lore Disambiguation Guide
