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'''Kennedy Loser''' is a player for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], and has been with the team since [[Season 1]], Day 19. Loser has previously played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]].
  
 
==Official League Records==
 
==Official League Records==
Loser is perhaps best known for their home run in the 20th inning that brought the Crabs to an 8-6 victory over the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] on day 52 of Blaseball [[Season 2]].  
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Loser is perhaps best known for their home run in the 20th inning that brought the Crabs to an 8-6 victory over the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] on day 52 of Blaseball {{BetaSeason|2}}.
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During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election%20Results|@ election}}, Loser received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' '''Horde Hallucinations''', '''Falling Stars''', and '''Rollback Netcode''' blessings.
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On {{BetaSeason|10#Day X|@, Day X}}, Loser gained the {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification after the Crabs lost to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]].
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Loser's defense was increased by {{Star Change|3.2|3.9}} as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|'''The Rack'''}} blessing.
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On {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 89, Loser became {{ModLink|Reverberating}} due to [[Reverb]] weather.
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During the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, Loser's {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification was changed into the {{ModLink|Haunted}} modification by the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Reform'''}} will.
  
During the [[Season 5#Election%20Results|Season 5 election]], Loser received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' '''Horde Hallucinations''', '''Falling Stars''', and '''Rollback Netcode''' blessings.
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During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, Loser became an {{ModLink|Alternate}} and gained the {{ModLink|Negative}} modification due to the {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|'''Handful Alternate Trust'''}} blessing.
  
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On [[Season 1]], Day 19, Loser fell to the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] during a game in [[Horizon (weather)]] weather, becoming [[Buried]].
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File:Gallery - Art.png|[https://twitter.com/ChezForShire/status/1351629977448456192 Phantom] by [https://twitter.com/ChezForShire/ ChezForShire]
 
File:Gallery - Art.png|[https://twitter.com/ChezForShire/status/1351629977448456192 Phantom] by [https://twitter.com/ChezForShire/ ChezForShire]
 
File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://pastebin.com/8bHkLjW7 Broken Piece] Kennedy Loser (CW for violence, gore, and body horror) by Klauinax
 
File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://pastebin.com/8bHkLjW7 Broken Piece] Kennedy Loser (CW for violence, gore, and body horror) by Klauinax
File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://archiveofourown.org/works/27501940 do you know what you're doing? (don't worry, i don't either)] [[Luis Acevedo|Luis]] and Kennedy talk in an unfamiliar place about familiar feelings. by [https://catboydeicide.tumblr.com/ Rai]
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File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://archiveofourown.org/works/27501940 do you know what you're doing? (don't worry, i don't either)] ''Ken and [[Luis Acevedo|Luis]] talk in an unfamiliar place about familiar feelings''. by [https://catboydeicide.tumblr.com/ Rai]
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File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://archiveofourown.org/works/29314074 Let me let you down] ''Kennedy Loser kills god. This is not the end of his story.'' by crookedsaint
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Latest revision as of 07:38, 19 February 2023

Kennedy Loser is a player for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and has been with the team since Season 1, Day 19. Loser has previously played for the Baltimore Crabs.

Official League Records

Loser is perhaps best known for their home run in the 20th inning that brought the Crabs to an 8-6 victory over the Breckenridge Jazz Hands on day 52 of Blaseball Season β2.

During the Season β5 election, Loser received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations, Falling Stars, and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Season β10, Day X, Loser gained the Flinch modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.

During the Season β12 elections, Loser's defense was increased by 3.2 3.9 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

On Season β13, Day 89, Loser became Reverberating due to Reverb weather.

During the Season β15 elections, Loser's Flinch modification was changed into the Haunted modification by the Crabs' Reform will.

During the Season β22 elections, Loser became an Alternate and gained the Negative modification due to the Handful Alternate Trust blessing.

On Season 1, Day 19, Loser fell to the Mexico City Wild Wings during a game in Horizon (weather) weather, becoming Buried.


COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Kennedy Loser Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-65.408 and start reading...

Marriage

Kennedy is married. This came as a surprise to many of the Crabs, who did not even realize that he was married to the person he kept bringing over to their gatherings, until the very day of ascension when he brought up in conversation, "I am going to miss my husband." Kennedy's husband is named Terry. They love each other very much. Terry doesn't really 'get' the whole blaseball thing, but hey, it's Ken's job, and they want to be supportive.

Terry is short for

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Terraria Loser. Shortly after their marriage, rumors were abound that Kennedy had discreetly betrothed to social media and business mogul Steve Minecraft. In an interview on the Isopodcast, Kennedy revealed that he had in fact wed Steve's competitor, the guide from Terraria. The two of them live happily in their wood rectangle house and hold hands all the time.

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