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'''Kennedy Loser''' is a player for the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]], and has been with the team since [[Season 1]], Day 19. Loser has previously played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]].
  
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Kennedy Loser is a player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]]. They have played for the team since [[Season 1]].  
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==Official League Records==
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Loser is perhaps best known for their home run in the 20th inning that brought the Crabs to an 8-6 victory over the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] on day 52 of Blaseball {{BetaSeason|2}}.  
  
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== Official League Records ==
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During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election%20Results|@ election}}, Loser received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' '''Horde Hallucinations''', '''Falling Stars''', and '''Rollback Netcode''' blessings.
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Loser is  perhaps best known for their home run in the 20th inning that brought the Crabs to an 8-6 victory over the [[Breckenridge Jazz Hands]] on day 52 of Blaseball [[Season 2]].  
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On {{BetaSeason|10#Day X|@, Day X}}, Loser gained the {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification after the Crabs lost to [[THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS]].
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Loser stated in an interview that while they were previously known as Loser Kennedy, they swapped their first and last names to avoid the Kennedy curse. They have also stated that their favorite part of any blaseball game is hearing a stadium shout "Loser! Loser! Loser!" and that they are "fueled by hate."
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During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Loser's defense was increased by {{Star Change|3.2|3.9}} as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|'''The Rack'''}} blessing.
  
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On {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 89, Loser became {{ModLink|Reverberating}} due to [[Reverb]] weather.
  
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While they have successfully avoided the [[nominative phenomenon]] known as the "Kennedy curse," it is theorized that Kennedy has harbored a "Loser aura" since the name change, causing nearby batters—both on the Crabs and the opposing team—to make horrible mistakes. Although this theory has not yet been proven, it may help to explain why so many ground outs are hit to Kennedy Loser, and why they seem to be incapable of hitting a ball 90% of the time. Believers in the "Loser aura" are also split on whether it is connected to incidents of The Olde One seeming to speak through Loser.
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During the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, Loser's {{ModLink|Flinch}} modification was changed into the {{ModLink|Haunted}} modification by the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Reform'''}} will.
  
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Loser if often described as a father figure by many of the Crabs. "It's like, he doesn't always get your music or understand why you're wearing you cap backwards but he's always at the grill come BBQ day and he's saved a hot dog just for you."
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During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, Loser became an {{ModLink|Alternate}} and gained the {{ModLink|Negative}} modification due to the {{BetaSeason|22#Blessings|'''Handful Alternate Trust'''}} blessing.
  
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Loser is known to have a matching arm tattoo with [[Tillman Henderson]].
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On [[Season 1]], Day 19, Loser fell to the [[Mexico City Wild Wings]] during a game in [[Horizon (weather)]] weather, becoming [[Buried]].
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File:142KennedyLoser.png|Mini-Blaseballer by {{Twitter|name=HetreaSky}}
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File:Kennedy Loser - Goblin.jpg|Art by @[https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/ '''glassgoblin''']
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File:Kennedy Loser2 - Goblin.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/ '''@glassgoblin''']
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File:Kennedy Loser - Marn.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/corpserevivers/ '''@corpserevivers''']
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File:Kennedy Loser - Waalker.png|Art of Kennedy Loser by [https://twitter.com/_waalkr/ @Waalkr]
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File:Kennedy Loser - imaginecroc.png|Art of Kennedy loser by [https://twitter.com/imaginecroc/ @imaginecroc]
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File:Gallery - Art.png|[https://twitter.com/ChezForShire/status/1351629977448456192 Phantom] by [https://twitter.com/ChezForShire/ ChezForShire]
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File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://pastebin.com/8bHkLjW7 Broken Piece] Kennedy Loser (CW for violence, gore, and body horror) by Klauinax
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File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://archiveofourown.org/works/27501940 do you know what you're doing? (don't worry, i don't either)] ''Ken and [[Luis Acevedo|Luis]] talk in an unfamiliar place about familiar feelings''. by [https://catboydeicide.tumblr.com/ Rai]
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File:Gallery - Writing.png|[https://archiveofourown.org/works/29314074 Let me let you down] ''Kennedy Loser kills god. This is not the end of his story.'' by crookedsaint
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File:Kennedy Loser - Ratgills.jpg|Art by [https://twitter.com/ratgills/ @ratgills]
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Latest revision as of 07:38, 19 February 2023

Kennedy Loser is a player for the Mexico City Wild Wings, and has been with the team since Season 1, Day 19. Loser has previously played for the Baltimore Crabs.

Official League Records

Loser is perhaps best known for their home run in the 20th inning that brought the Crabs to an 8-6 victory over the Breckenridge Jazz Hands on day 52 of Blaseball Season β2.

During the Season β5 election, Loser received boosts in all ratings as well as a boost in baserunning as a part of the Crabs' Horde Hallucinations, Falling Stars, and Rollback Netcode blessings.

On Season β10, Day X, Loser gained the Flinch modification after the Crabs lost to THE SHELLED ONE'S PODS.

During the Season β12 elections, Loser's defense was increased by 3.2 → 3.9 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

On Season β13, Day 89, Loser became Reverberating due to Reverb weather.

During the Season β15 elections, Loser's Flinch modification was changed into the Haunted modification by the Crabs' Reform will.

During the Season β22 elections, Loser became an Alternate and gained the Negative modification due to the Handful Alternate Trust blessing.

On Season 1, Day 19, Loser fell to the Mexico City Wild Wings during a game in Horizon (weather) weather, becoming Buried.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Kennedy Loser Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-65.408 and start reading...

Marriage

Kennedy is married. This came as a surprise to many of the Crabs, who did not even realize that he was married to the person he kept bringing over to their gatherings, until the very day of ascension when he brought up in conversation, "I am going to miss my husband." Kennedy's husband is named Terry. They love each other very much. Terry doesn't really 'get' the whole blaseball thing, but hey, it's Ken's job, and they want to be supportive.

Terry is short for

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Teraflop Loser. The two of them met online (on Luis Acevedo's SMP server), and as is reported to the public, they have maintained a long-distance relationship throughout. However, privately, Terry is a software entity who lives in the phone lines. The two of them chat late into the night most days and work together managing the team's PR.

Terry has gotten in countless flame wars on Kennedy's behalf behind his back, but unbeknownst to him, the vast majority of the trolls are sockpuppet accounts of Yusef Puddles.

Fan Art


Mexico City Wild Wings 🍗
Players Batters
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History Mexico City Wild Wings' History   ·   The Weather Event
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