Houston Spies/Fan Culture

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Chants

Athlimasmologists have documented numerous Spies chants, both for the whole team and a few for individual players. By far the most popular Spies chant is "We could be you! We could be me!" Some suspect this to be a reference to the Spies' historical usage of double agents, though Spies management insists these tactics are a thing of the past. Other classic Spies chants include "Houston... We are the Problem," "Bang BANG," and, in hushed whispers, the phrase "Spies win."

Spies fans have a unique tradition of chants spoken in a hushed tone; due to the sheer number of Spies fans these quiet murmurs can often be heard from miles away. Examples of such whisper chants are "Always Watching," "Evidence? What evidence?" "The truth must be known. You can't unsee the truth," "We can see you," and "[REDACTED] the [REDACTED] pomegranate [REDACTED]!"

Other Spies chants refer to specific players. When Son Scotch goes to up bat, they are greeted with cries of "My Son!" or "That's my Son!" Fitzgerald Blackburn's imminent arrival on Blaseball field is presaged with the chant "There's Nowhere Left to Turn! Prepare to Feel The Burn!" and "Always bet on Blackburn!" Math Velazquez has no fixed chants, but when Math is pitching Spies fans can be heard yelling out various equations.

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