Goobie Ballson

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Goobie Ballson
Basic Information
Team	Chicago Firefighters
Status	Active
Batting
Pitching
Defense
Running
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Fate	12
Soulscream	EHEIEEHEIEEXOEAIXOEAIXOUUEIOUUEIOIUUIHIUUIHIHAEOEHAEOEHUAXIIUAXIIU

Goobie Ballson is a lineup player/pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters and has been with the team since Season 8.

Official League Records

Ballson joined the league on Season 8, Day 36, as a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters due to the incineration of José Haley.

Where did Goobie come from?

An accident at Fermilab in 1987 involving an unstable particle and Crown Malort resulted in the destruction of a lab attendant's mortal vessel. The only thing that remained was pure unfiltered Firefighters energy. Goobie can now reform his atoms into any form he please. This incident explains his formless and boundless state of being.

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