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| − | Goobie is amporphous, gelatinous, not-entirely-Newtonian, and happy to be here. Goobie is | + | Goobie is amporphous, gelatinous, not-entirely-Newtonian, and happy to be here. Goobie is happy that you’re here too. Goobie will let you taste them if you are chill; he reportedly tastes like blue raspberry. Everyone who sees Goobie somehow knows instinctively that Goobie was always their friend. He should be unsettling, but he’s actually a very soothing and comforting presence. Goobie likes everyone, and everyone likes Goobie. |
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Upon his arrival, Goobie came into the firehouse with a 99 rack of PBR which he pulled out of his gelatinous form. He did not want to charge anyone for it. In theses party instances, Goobie is always the last to bed and always cleans up the bottles and cans left out. Despite his respect for cleanliness, Goobie is a mild arsonist and will start fires if they look cool. | Upon his arrival, Goobie came into the firehouse with a 99 rack of PBR which he pulled out of his gelatinous form. He did not want to charge anyone for it. In theses party instances, Goobie is always the last to bed and always cleans up the bottles and cans left out. Despite his respect for cleanliness, Goobie is a mild arsonist and will start fires if they look cool. | ||
| − | During the matches of [[Blaseball | + | During the matches of [[Blaseball]], Goobie can be seen with various pieces of firefighting and Blaseball gear floating around in his mass. He always seems to have whatever he needs handy inside the goop. |
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Revision as of 04:50, 24 September 2020
Goobie Ballson is a lineup player/pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters and has been with the team since Season 8.
Official League Records
Ballson joined the league on Season 8, Day 36, as a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters due to the incineration of José Haley.
General
Goobie is amporphous, gelatinous, not-entirely-Newtonian, and happy to be here. Goobie is happy that you’re here too. Goobie will let you taste them if you are chill; he reportedly tastes like blue raspberry. Everyone who sees Goobie somehow knows instinctively that Goobie was always their friend. He should be unsettling, but he’s actually a very soothing and comforting presence. Goobie likes everyone, and everyone likes Goobie.
History
An accident at Fermilab in 1987 involving an unstable particle and Crown Malort resulted in the destruction of a lab attendant's mortal vessel. The only thing that remained was pure unfiltered Firefighters energy. This energy is known as Goobie Ballson. Goobie can now reform his atoms into any form he pleases, thus explaining his formless and boundless state of being.
Upon his arrival, Goobie came into the firehouse with a 99 rack of PBR which he pulled out of his gelatinous form. He did not want to charge anyone for it. In theses party instances, Goobie is always the last to bed and always cleans up the bottles and cans left out. Despite his respect for cleanliness, Goobie is a mild arsonist and will start fires if they look cool.
During the matches of Blaseball, Goobie can be seen with various pieces of firefighting and Blaseball gear floating around in his mass. He always seems to have whatever he needs handy inside the goop.
| Players | Batters | |
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| Pitchers | ||
| Shadows | ||
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| Stats | Season | 1 · 2 · 3 · 4 |
| Ballpark | The Fire Safety Awareness Center | |
| Community Lore | ||
| Staff | The Firefighter · Betsy · Chicago Firefighters' Third Base Coach · The Axeman | |
| Places | Chicago · The Blean | |
| History | Chicago Firefighters' History · Great Chicago Blaseball Fire · Royal Crown Malort | |
| Fan Culture 📣 · Fan Works 💌 · Tlopps Cards 🃏 | ||
| We Are From Chicago | ||
