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Revision as of 04:42, 24 September 2020

Goobie Ballson is a lineup player/pitcher for the Chicago Firefighters and has been with the team since Season 8.


Official League Records

Ballson joined the league on Season 8, Day 36, as a lineup player for the Chicago Firefighters due to the incineration of José Haley.

Origins

An accident at Fermilab in 1987 involving an unstable particle and Crown Malort resulted in the destruction of a lab attendant's mortal vessel. The only thing that remained was pure unfiltered Firefighters energy. This energy is known as Goobie Ballson. Goobie can now reform his atoms into any form he pleases, thus explaining his formless and boundless state of being.