Elvis Figueroa

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Elvis Figueroa is a pitcher for the Philly Pies. Figueroa has been a member of the team since Season 1.

Official League Records

In the Season 4 elections, Figueroa was changed from a lineup player to a pitcher as a result of the blessing The Best Offense.

During the Season 5 election, Figueroa's pitching fell from to as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

During the Pies' Season 7, Day 93 game against the Charleston Shoe Thieves, Figueroa received a -star boost to batting, pitching, and baserunning.


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Elvis Figueroa is a pitcher and former third base player for the Philly Pies.

Personality

Figueroa appears to be seven gnomes in a baseball outfit, eight on a good day.[1] They smell of figs due to a silly accident as a child. A bi-monthly bonus allows Elvis to take one pie from the Tastykake windowsill. Figueroa receives an actual paycheck made of cash, and seems to use paycheck to invest in big hair. Their adopted child, Dunlap Figueroa, plays for the Hades Tigers.

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