Dates
May 10, 2021 - May 16, 2021
Postseason
Win 3-0 against
🏝️ Win 3-0 against
🥧 Win 3-2 against
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Division
2nd in Mild High
League
2nd in Mild League
ILB Placement
1st overall
Modifiers
Maintenance Mode
Whenever a Player on this Team is Impaired , they'll receive the Fourth Out
Renovations
The Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.
Salmon Cannons
Salmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark.Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere Hotel Motel
The Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason , where you Party instead of Score. Fax Machine
The Fax Machine will swap the Home Team 's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game. Smithy
The Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.
Active Rules
Eat The Rich
At the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%. Party Time
A Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying.See also: Glossary Wild Cards
At the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth . Based Evolution
Every Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home. Free Wills
The bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election. All You Can Eat
Fans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier. Community Chest
Fairgrounds
All games have a chance of being Prize Matches, in which the winning Team will open an Item Crate.
Renovations
The Pillars were cleaned up! They are no longer Filthy. The Pillars will now have more Coffee Two.
Gift Shop
Fireproof, Team Edition + Player: This Player cannot be incinerated .Team: This Team and the Players on it cannot be incinerated.See also: Glossary . Bargain Bin Bees Taswell - Bat+ Noise-Cancelling Ambitious Blood Cap+ Player: This Player cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers.Team: Players on this Team cannot be caught in Feedback's reality flickers.See also: Glossary + This Team or Player will Overperform in the Postseason.
Handcrafted Cannon Drop
| decrees = Trust Fall + Ballpark: Any Win earned from a non-loss in this Ballpark during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.League: Any Win earned from a non-loss during the Regular Season will be converted to an Unwin.
Starting Roster 
Turntables
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