Core Mechanics/Season 17

🛠️ Core Mechanics
Season 17
Dates	April 19, 2021 - April 25, 2021
← Previous	Season 16
Next →	Season 18
Results
Overall Record	26-73
Wins	24
Partytime	Day 78
Divine Favor	15
Division	6th in Mild High
League	12th in Mild League
ILB Placement	24th overall
Modifiers	Maintenance ModeWhenever a Player on this Team is Impaired, they'll receive the Fourth Out for the remainder of the game.  Over SaltedThis Team earns double payouts on Stale Popcorn.
Renovations	PsychoAcousticsIn Feedback or Reverb, PsychoAcoustics will occasionally Echo one of the Away Team's mods to the Home Team, for game-long use.  Secret BaseThe Secret Base is a hidden base beyond 2nd that allows a baserunner to hide between innings.  Echo ChamberIn Reverb, Echo Chambers will occasionally provide Reverberating and Repeating modifications to Players for game-long use.  SweetenerSweetener makes Beanings & Free Refills more likely in Coffee & Coffee Two weathers, and lowers the chance of losing Triple Threat.  Salmon CannonsSalmon Cannons have a chance of expelling pests from your Ballpark. Salmon Cannons can prevent Consumer attacks and send players on the away team Elsewhere.  Hotel MotelThe Hotel Motel will occasionally create Holiday Innings during the Earlseason, where you Party instead of Score.  Fax MachineThe Fax Machine will swap the Home Team's pitcher for their best Shadows Pitcher whenever they've allowed 10+ Runs in a game.
League Info
Active Rules	Eat The RichAt the end of each Season, the Fans with the top 1% of Coins will have their funds redistributed throughout the 99%.  Party TimeA Team will enter Party Time if receiving 1 Win per remaining game would not land them in the Postseason. In Party Time, they'll receive random Stat Boosts from Partying. See also: Glossary  Wild CardsAt the end of the regular season, 1 Wild Card will be drawn at random from the remaining Teams in each Sub-League to receive a Postseason Birth.  Based EvolutionEvery Third Championship a Team wins will cause the Team and its Players to Evolve. Players that round the phylogenic Bases will get to go Home.  Free WillsThe bottom four finishing Teams in the League will receive an extra Will in that Season's Election.  All You Can EatFans are free to buy and discard Snack Slots in their Snack Pack. The number of Slots they have will determine their Payout Modifier for all Snacks. The less slots, the higher the Payout Modifier.  Community ChestAnytime 3000 Runs are accumulated league-wide, every Team will receive an Item Crate for a random active Player on their Team.
Roster Changes
Date Change Cause 17 3703 - Lady Matsuyama + Christian Combs 🏝️ Feedback 17 7403 - Bottles Suljak + Cravel Gesundheit 🛠️ Fax Machine 17 8803 - PolkaDot Patterson + Cravel Gesundheit 🛠️ Fax Machine 17 9003 - Cravel Geshundheit + Jaylen Hotdogfingers ✨ Feedback 17 EL03 - Jolene Willowtree + Kelvin Andante 🛠️ Will (🛠️) Foreshadow 17 EL03 - Kofi Gildehaus + - 🛠️ Will (🛠️) Move 17 EL03 - Evelton McBlase II 🔥 Roamin'
Latesiesta
Renovations	The Pillars became 8% less Obtuse. +  Fax Machine +  Hotel Motel
Other Events	+  Free WillThis Team will receive an Extra Will in the upcoming Election.
Decrees
Smithy   +  SmithyThe Smithy will occasionally repair Items for Players playing in this Ballpark.
Post-election
Other Events	-  Free Will

Starting Roster

Lineup	Rotation
Mira Lemma Foxy Pebble Lady Matsuyama Bees Taswell Kelvin Drumsolo Gia Holbrook Bottles Suljak Adelaide Judochop Evelton McBlase II	PolkaDot Patterson Shirai McElroy Mindy Kugel Jolene Willowtree
Shadows
Ovid Schofield Arches Candle Spiff Piazza Manu Candle Quinns Jespersen Rufus Kiddo Eddie Nakatamo Torus McGhee Kaj Murphy Cravel Gesundheit Jasper Ji-Eun Kelvin Andante Kofi Gildehaus Dashiell Drumsolo