Betsy Trombone

Betsy Trombone
Basic Information
Team	Philly Pies
Status	Alive
Batting	★½
Pitching	★
Defense	★★½
Running	★★
Modifications	AlternateThis Player is an Alternate... Player is replaced with an alternate reality version, stats are randomized.
Personal Information
Item	None
Armor	None
Evolution	Base
Pregame Ritual	Breadmaking
Coffee Style	Cold Brew
Blood Type	Fire
Fate	93
Soulscream	EXEUAEXEUAEUUAAIUUAAIUUOAUXUOAUXU
Biographical Details
Pronouns	they/them or she/her
Other Background Information
Favorite Pie	Apple

Betsy Trombone is a pitcher for the Philly Pies. Trombone has been a member of the team since Season 1. Trombone is the highest rated pitcher in the Pies rotation.

Official League Records

During the Season 4 election, ★★½ Betsy Trombone was replaced by an alternate reality ★ Betsy Trombone.

Biographical Information

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Betsy Trombone is the starting pitcher for the Philly Pies. They are a member of the storied blaseball Trombone family along with their sibling, the late Rhys Trombone. Unlike Rhys, however, Betsy was cloned from a Cretaceous Period trombone preserved in amber found in a Peruvian mine by wealthy industrialist Reginald Trombone, the patriarch of the Trombone family. Placed into a gestating blaseball egg and slathered in the transbiological matter of retired blaseball players, Trombone ultimately hatched as an inextricable amalgam of brass and flesh and was immediately called up by the Pies without playing in the Underleagues.

Well-liked by their teammates, Betsy has a carefree and trusting nature. They have seven positions and two valves. They are a hugger.

Their ability to consistently strike out higher starred batters, especially the 5 starred Jessica Telephone, has been largely attributed to her hypnotic and snakelike gaze. When not looking directly at any one person it could be assumed her gaze is vacant, devoid of focus, but when focused in on an opponent their eyes are piercing and deadly, freezing the batter momentarily before they can hit.

Alternate Reality

After season 4, Betsy Trombone was replaced by an alternate reality version of Betsy. This Betsy, known as "BT," was shoved into the same portal that claimed Kennedy Cena by her former teammates, who were fed up with her bad attitude, insistence on sneaking cigarettes into practice, faulty spit valve, occasional stabbing, and, worst of all, subpar play that was standing in the way of their goal of descension. BT typically wears a black leather jacket over her Pies uniform. She was widely despised by fans of the Alternate Pies, who dismissively nicknamed her "Spitvalve."

Gallery

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  art by @Jonahformayor

Music

Betsy Trombone Entrance Music (Season 3)

Betsy Trombone Entrance Music (Season 3)

Betsy Trombone Warmup Music (Season 3)