Difference between revisions of "Baldwin Breadwinner"

Latest revision as of 13:00, 21 February 2023

Baldwin Breadwinner was a lineup player for the Boston Flowers, and was with the team from the Season β22 elections until Fall Ball. Breadwinner has played for the Baltimore Crabs, Unlimited Tacos, Miami Dale, Hawai'i Fridays, Dallas Steaks, Yellowstone Magic, Hades Tigers, and Tokyo Lift.

Official League Records

Breadwinner joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Los Angeles Tacos with the Return of Blaseball.

After the Season β3 elections, Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to The Unmasoning.

On Season β4, Day 82, Breadwinner exchanged to the Hawai'i Fridays due to feedback. Breadwinner was replaced by Basilio Fig.

During the Season β5 elections, Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

On Season β8, Day 31, Breadwinner swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 9.2 → 4.9 stat decrease.

On Season β10, Day 66, Breadwinner's defensive ability was siphoned by Charleston Shoe Thieves hitter Richardson Games in a game with Blooddrain weather.

During the Season β10 elections, Breadwinner was traded to the Baltimore Crabs for Sutton Dreamy via the People's Champion blessing.

During the Season β12 elections, Breadwinner's defense was increased by 2.5 → 3.4 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

On Season β13, Day 23, Breadwinner swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 9.8 → 5.4 stat decrease.

Breadwinner was traded to the Miami Dale in exchange for Logan Horseman during the Season β13 elections via the Crabs' Exchange will.

Breadwinner was traded back to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Logan Horseman during the Season β14 elections via the Dale's Exchange will. Breadwinner was then traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Alyssa Harrell via the Fridays' Exchange will.

During the Season β15 elections, Breadwinner's stats were rerolled and they gained the Alternate and Parasite modifications as a result of the Fridays' Alternate Trust will.

During the Season β16 elections, Breadwinner became a pitcher via the Fridays' Move will.

During the Season β17 elections, Breadwinner was traded to the Dallas Steaks with no return via the Alternator blessing.

On Season β22, Day 84, Breadwinner stole The Fifth Base from Jaxon Buckley at the George Fourman Stadium via the Ratified Tunnels. On Day 90, Breadwinner then super roamed to the Yellowstone Magic. On Day 99, Breadwinner super roamed to the Hades Tigers. On Day 108, Breadwinner super roamed to the Tokyo Lift. During the Season β22 elections, Breadwinner super roamed to the Boston Flowers.

Over the course of Season β23, Breadwinner entered and exited the Flowers' Shadows four times as a result of Boston Garden Fax Machine and Voicemail events, ending the Season on the lineup.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Box of Baldwin Breadwinner Files

Dust billows as the file box lands on the table. While many archives in the Interdimensional Rumor Mill are unified in some way, this... definitely isn’t one of them. The accompanying Rumor Registry explains all of the contents... wherever it is... but for now you grab the folder labelled IF-9.231 and start reading...

In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper had the following to say about Baldwin:

She was an enigma, all shrouded in hope,
That unwitting batter we traded for dreams,
We could only observe her through our telescope,
As the Crabs all kept losing to shadowy teams.

Then all the Crab players did crash down to earth,
And settled back in on the Chesapeake coast,
We got to know Baldwin, and praised her worth,
Til a flying stray peanut did near make her toast.

A deadly nut allergy, how could she risk it?
She swallowed a shell as she ran to third base,
And from that point, sadly, she just took the biscuit,
Her fielding, sprinting, and swinging lacked grace.

But she rolled with the punches, and just wouldn’t quit,
Never deigning to loaf, knew she needed the prize,
She never felt stale, though she just couldn’t hit,
And then, like a flower, she started to rise.

As the playoffs got hotter, Baldwin did take shape,
She dove for every bag, getting no outs,
And stretched out her glove, as if thin as a crepe,
To snatch out the slicing line drives in a rout.

She played better and better through every inning,
And when all games were done, and everything said,
She held high our trophy, gloriously grinning,
For none could deny that she won us our bread.

Fan Works

Season 3 card, by @p_a_mcg
art by @CocacolaGarlic
Season 8 Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS card by @william7th
Baldwin and her loving children, Art by @ConcordForge
Art by @GlassGoblin
Art of Baldwin by @Oddsquint
Art by @Glassgoblin
Art by @oddsquint
Breadwinner and her juggling act, by @saltbuzzard
Baldwin Breadwinner of the Boston Flowers, art by twitter.com/Kidror19

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
-__FORCETOC__
+{{NewAutomatedPlayer
-{{Player
 | title1={{{PAGENAME}}}
 <!-- Use the filename with the file type, but without the File: or Image: prefix-->
@@ Line 10: / Line 8: @@
 <!-- IN GAME NAMES ONLY -->
 | alias=Wyatt Mason
-| team=[[Hawai'i Fridays]]
+| former=[[Unlimited Tacos]], [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Hawai'i Fridays]], [[Dallas Steaks]], [[Yellowstone Magic]], [[Hades Tigers]], [[Tokyo Lift]], [[Boston Flowers]]
-| former=[[LA Unlimited Tacos]], [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Miami Dale]]
+| modifications=[[Nullified]]
-| status=Active
 | dates=Jul 20, 2020–present
-<!-- Records: Statistical Information -->
-| batting={{Star Rating|1.5}}
-| pitching={{Star Rating|1.0}}
-| baserunning={{Star Rating|1.5}}
-| defense={{Star Rating|2.5}}
-| modifications=
-| item=None
-| armor=None
 | evolution=Base
-| ritual=Gaming
-| coffee=Coffee?
-| blood=O No
-| fate=39
-| soulscream=OXIXIOXIXIOHEAUHHEAUHHHAIEHHAIEHHEOIAIEOIAIEOOIAHOOIAHOAIIXXAIIXXAAHAUXAHAUXAIUAUOIUAUOI
 | pronouns=She/Her
 | side_hustle=Fursuit Commissions
@@ Line 34: / Line 18: @@
 | player_twitter=
 | uuid  =e4034192-4dc6-4901-bb30-07fe3cf77b5e
-| peanut_allergy=Allergic
 }}
-'''Baldwin Breadwinner''' is a lineup player for the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] and has been with the team since the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 elections]]. Breadwinner previously played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[LA Unlimited Tacos]], and [[Miami Dale]].
+'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Boston Flowers]], and was with the team from the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}} until [[Fall Ball]]. Breadwinner has played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Unlimited Tacos]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Hawai'i Fridays]], [[Dallas Steaks]], [[Yellowstone Magic]], [[Hades Tigers]], and [[Tokyo Lift]].
 ==Official League Records==
-Breadwinner joined the league in [[Season 1]], playing for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]].
+Breadwinner joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
-After the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 Elections]], Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to [[The Unmasoning]].
+After the {{BetaSeason|3#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to [[The Unmasoning]].
-On [[Season 4]], Day 82, Breadwinner was affected by a [[feedback]] swap and began playing for the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], replacing [[Basilio Fig]].
+On {{BetaSeason|4}}, Day 82, Breadwinner exchanged to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] due to [[feedback]]. Breadwinner was replaced by [[Basilio Fig]].
-During the [[Season 5#Election Results|Season 5 election]], Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell half a star as a part of the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]'s '''Bad Neighbors''' blessing.
+During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell {{Star Rating|0.5}} as a part of the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]' {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Bad Neighbors'''}} blessing.
-During the [[Season 10#Election%20Results|Season 10 election]], Breadwinner was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Sutton Dreamy]] due to the Fridays' '''People's Champion''' blessing.
+On {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 31, Breadwinner swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts (weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|9.2|4.9}} stat decrease.
-Breadwinner was traded to the [[Miami Dale]] in exchange for [[Logan Horseman]] during the [[Season 13#Election Results|Season 13 election]], via the Crabs' '''Exchange''' will.
+On {{BetaSeason|10}}, Day 66, Breadwinner's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] hitter [[Richardson Games]] in a game with Blooddrain weather.
-Breadwinner was traded back to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Logan Horseman]] during the [[Season 14#Election Results|Season 14 election]], via the Dale's '''[[Season 14#Wills|Exchange]]''' will. Baldwin Breadwinner was then targeted by the Hawai'i Friday's '''Exchange''' will for [[Alyssa Harrell]].
+During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Sutton Dreamy]] via the {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''People's Champion'''}} blessing.
-{{Community Lore}}
+During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner's defense was increased by {{Star Change|2.5|3.4}} as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|'''The Rack'''}} blessing.
-==In Literature==
+On {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 23, Breadwinner swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts (weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|9.8|5.4}} stat decrease.
-Crabs Poet Laureate [[Runolfio Peeper]] had the following to say about Baldwin:<blockquote>She was an enigma, all shrouded in hope,
-That unwitting batter we traded for dreams,
+Breadwinner was traded to the [[Miami Dale]] in exchange for [[Logan Horseman]] during the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will.
-We could only observe her through our telescope,
+Breadwinner was traded back to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Logan Horseman]] during the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Dale's {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will. Breadwinner was then traded to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] in exchange for [[Alyssa Harrell]] via the Fridays' '''Exchange''' will.
-As the Crabs all kept losing to shadowy teams.
+During the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner's stats were rerolled and they gained the {{ModLink|Alternate}} and {{ModLink|Parasite}} modifications as a result of the Fridays' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Alternate Trust'''}} will.
+During the {{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner became a pitcher via the Fridays' {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Move'''}} will.
-Then all the Crab players did crash down to earth,
+During the {{BetaSeason|17#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner was traded to the [[Dallas Steaks]] with no return via the {{BetaSeason|17#Blessings|'''Alternator'''}} blessing.
-And settled back in on the Chesapeake coast,
+On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 84, Breadwinner stole [[Items#Legendary Items|'''The Fifth Base''']] from [[Jaxon Buckley]] at the [[George Fourman Stadium]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Tunnels}}. On Day 90, Breadwinner then {{ModLink|Super Roamin'|super roamed}} to the [[Yellowstone Magic]]. On Day 99, Breadwinner '''super roamed''' to the [[Hades Tigers]]. On Day 108, Breadwinner '''super roamed''' to the [[Tokyo Lift]]. During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner '''super roamed''' to the [[Boston Flowers]].
-We got to know Baldwin, and praised her worth,
+Over the course of {{BetaSeason|23}}, Breadwinner entered and exited the Flowers' [[Shadows]] four times as a result of [[Boston Garden]] {{ModLink|Fax Machine}} and {{ModLink|Voicemail}} events, ending the Season on the lineup.
-Til a flying stray peanut did near make her toast.
+{{Community Lore}}
+{{IRM|format=filebox}}<nowiki/>
-A deadly nut allergy, how could she risk it?
-She swallowed a shell as she ran to third base,
-And from that point, sadly, she just took the biscuit,
-Her fielding, sprinting, and swinging lacked grace.
-But she rolled with the punches, and just wouldn’t quit,
-Never deigning to loaf, knew she needed the prize,
-She never felt stale, though she just couldn’t hit,
-And then, like a flower, she started to rise.
-As the playoffs got hotter, Baldwin did take shape,
-She dove for every bag, getting no outs,
+==Fan Works==
-And stretched out her glove, as if thin as a crepe,
-To snatch out the slicing line drives in a rout.
-She played better and better through every inning,
-And when all games were done, and everything said,
-She held high our trophy, gloriously grinning,
-For none could deny that she won us our bread. </blockquote>
-{{IRM|PlayerName=Baldwin Breadwinner|banner=}}
-==Gallery==
 <!-- Format is... Filename.jpg |(Description) by (Name) |link=(URL if available) -->
 <gallery widths="185">
 File:Baldwin breadwinner.jpg|Season 3 card, by {{Twitter|name=p_a_mcg}}
 File:Breadwinner.jpg|art by {{Twitter|name=CocacolaGarlic}}
-File:Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS.jpg|Season 8 Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS card
+File:Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS.jpg|Season 8 Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS card by [https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag7thson @william7th]
 File:5AF129EA-F989-4992-B7B2-9505047537DF.png|Baldwin and her loving children, Art by {{Twitter|name=ConcordForge}}
-File:Baldwin Breadwinner - Goblin.png|Art by [https://twitter.com/glassgoblin/ '''@GlassGoblin''']
+File:Baldwin Breadwinner - Goblin.png|Art by {{Twitter|name=GlassGoblin}}
-File:Baldwin Breadwinner - oddsquint.png|Art of Baldwin by [https://twitter.com/oddsquint @Oddsquint]
+File:Baldwin Breadwinner - oddsquint.png|Art of Baldwin by {{Twitter|name=Oddsquint}}
 File:Baldwin Breadwinner2 - GlassGoblin.png|Art by {{Twitter|name=Glassgoblin}}
 File:Baldwin Breadwinner- Oddsquint.png|Art by {{Twitter|name=oddsquint}}
+File:Balbre bw crableg.png|alt=a black and white drawing of baldwin breadwinner, a tall skinny black woman with short hair held back from her face with a bandanna. she has heavy scarring running down her left side, from her face down to her missing left arm. she wears an oversized open button-up, long pants, small round sunglasses, and loafers. her right arm is raised up, and two juggling clubs and a sword float above her open palm. behind her, indistinct shadows that look like crab legs and claws sprout from her back.|Breadwinner and her juggling act, by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1449438962414759946 @saltbuzzard]'''
+File:Baldwin Breadwinner on the Boston Flowers.png|alt=Baldwin Breadwinner sitting on a beanbag sized pin cushion, with oversized pines in it. Next to them is a large sowing needle with a thread wrapped around it.|Baldwin Breadwinner of the Boston Flowers, art by [https://Twitter.com/Kidror19 twitter.com/Kidror19]
 </gallery>
+----
-==References==
 <references />
-{{TeamNavSelector|fridays}}
+{{AutomatedPlayerNav|e4034192-4dc6-4901-bb30-07fe3cf77b5e|}}
-{{TeamCategorySelector|fridays}}
+{{FormerTeamCategorySelector|tacos|crabs|dale|fridays|steaks|tigers|lift|flowers}}
-{{FormerTeamCategorySelector|tacos|crabs|dale}}
-[[Category:Players]]
-[[Category:Lineup Players]]
 [[Category:Players Formerly Known as Wyatt Mason]]
 [[Category:Nominative Determinism]]
+[[Category:Players With Base 1]]
+[[Category:Original Players]]
+[[Category:Players with the Nullified modification]]