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Baldwin Breadwinner was a lineup player for the Boston Flowers, and was with the team from the Season β22 elections until Fall Ball. Breadwinner has played for the Baltimore Crabs, Unlimited Tacos, Miami Dale, Hawai'i Fridays, Dallas Steaks, Yellowstone Magic, Hades Tigers, and Tokyo Lift.

Official League Records

Breadwinner joined the ILB as a lineup player for the Los Angeles Tacos with the Return of Blaseball.

After the Season β3 elections, Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to The Wyatt Masoning. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to The Unmasoning.

On Season β4, Day 82, Breadwinner exchanged to the Hawai'i Fridays due to feedback. Breadwinner was replaced by Basilio Fig.

During the Season β5 elections, Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell as a part of the Charleston Shoe Thieves' Bad Neighbors blessing.

On Season β8, Day 31, Breadwinner swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 9.2 → 4.9 stat decrease.

On Season β10, Day 66, Breadwinner's defensive ability was siphoned by Charleston Shoe Thieves hitter Richardson Games in a game with Blooddrain weather.

During the Season β10 elections, Breadwinner was traded to the Baltimore Crabs for Sutton Dreamy via the People's Champion blessing.

During the Season β12 elections, Breadwinner's defense was increased by 2.5 → 3.4 as a result of the Crabs' The Rack blessing.

On Season β13, Day 23, Breadwinner swallowed a peanut and had an allergic reaction, resulting in a combined 9.8 → 5.4 stat decrease.

Breadwinner was traded to the Miami Dale in exchange for Logan Horseman during the Season β13 elections via the Crabs' Exchange will.

Breadwinner was traded back to the Baltimore Crabs in exchange for Logan Horseman during the Season β14 elections via the Dale's Exchange will. Breadwinner was then traded to the Hawai'i Fridays in exchange for Alyssa Harrell via the Fridays' Exchange will.

During the Season β15 elections, Breadwinner's stats were rerolled and they gained the Alternate and Parasite modifications as a result of the Fridays' Alternate Trust will.

During the Season β16 elections, Breadwinner became a pitcher via the Fridays' Move will.

During the Season β17 elections, Breadwinner was traded to the Dallas Steaks with no return via the Alternator blessing.

On Season β22, Day 84, Breadwinner stole The Fifth Base from Jaxon Buckley at the George Fourman Stadium via the Ratified Tunnels. On Day 90, Breadwinner then super roamed to the Yellowstone Magic. On Day 99, Breadwinner super roamed to the Hades Tigers. On Day 108, Breadwinner super roamed to the Tokyo Lift. During the Season β22 elections, Breadwinner super roamed to the Boston Flowers.

Over the course of Season β23, Breadwinner entered and exited the Flowers' Shadows four times as a result of Boston Garden Fax Machine and Voicemail events, ending the Season on the lineup.

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

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In Literature

Crabs Poet Laureate Runolfio Peeper had the following to say about Baldwin:

She was an enigma, all shrouded in hope,
That unwitting batter we traded for dreams,
We could only observe her through our telescope,
As the Crabs all kept losing to shadowy teams.

Then all the Crab players did crash down to earth,
And settled back in on the Chesapeake coast,
We got to know Baldwin, and praised her worth,
Til a flying stray peanut did near make her toast.

A deadly nut allergy, how could she risk it?
She swallowed a shell as she ran to third base,
And from that point, sadly, she just took the biscuit,
Her fielding, sprinting, and swinging lacked grace.

But she rolled with the punches, and just wouldn’t quit,
Never deigning to loaf, knew she needed the prize,
She never felt stale, though she just couldn’t hit,
And then, like a flower, she started to rise.

As the playoffs got hotter, Baldwin did take shape,
She dove for every bag, getting no outs,
And stretched out her glove, as if thin as a crepe,
To snatch out the slicing line drives in a rout.

She played better and better through every inning,
And when all games were done, and everything said,
She held high our trophy, gloriously grinning,
For none could deny that she won us our bread.

Fan Works

Season 3 card, by @p_a_mcg
art by @CocacolaGarlic
Season 8 Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS card by @william7th
Baldwin and her loving children, Art by @ConcordForge
Art by @GlassGoblin
Art of Baldwin by @Oddsquint
Art by @Glassgoblin
Art by @oddsquint
Breadwinner and her juggling act, by @saltbuzzard
Baldwin Breadwinner of the Boston Flowers, art by twitter.com/Kidror19

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-'''Baldwin Breadwinner''' is a lineup player for the [[Baltimore Crabs]] and has been with the team since the [[Season 10#Election Results|Season 10 elections]]. Breadwinner previously played for the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] and [[Unlimited Tacos]].
-== Official League Records ==
+'''{{PAGENAME}}''' was a lineup player for the [[Boston Flowers]], and was with the team from the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}} until [[Fall Ball]]. Breadwinner has played for the [[Baltimore Crabs]], [[Unlimited Tacos]], [[Miami Dale]], [[Hawai'i Fridays]], [[Dallas Steaks]], [[Yellowstone Magic]], [[Hades Tigers]], and [[Tokyo Lift]].
-Breadwinner joined the league in [[Season 1]], playing for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]].
-After the [[Season 3#Election Results|Season 3 Elections]], Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to [[The Unmasoning]].
+==Official League Records==
+Breadwinner joined the [[ILB]] as a lineup player for the [[Los Angeles Tacos]] with {{BetaSeason|1|the Return of Blaseball}}.
-On [[Season 4]], Day 82, Breadwinner was affected by a [[feedback]] swap and began playing for the [[Hawai'i Fridays]], replacing [[Basilio Fig]].
+After the {{BetaSeason|3#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner was briefly known as Wyatt Mason due to [[The Wyatt Masoning]]. Breadwinner's full name was repaired due to [[The Unmasoning]].
-During the [[Season 5#Election Results|Season 5 election]], Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell half a star as a part of the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]'s '''Bad Neighbors''' blessing.
+On {{BetaSeason|4}}, Day 82, Breadwinner exchanged to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] due to [[feedback]]. Breadwinner was replaced by [[Basilio Fig]].
-During the [[Season 10#Election%20Results|Season 10 election]], Breadwinner was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Sutton Dreamy]] due to the Fridays' '''People's Champion''' blessing.
+During the {{BetaSeason|5#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner's batting and baserunning fell {{Star Rating|0.5}} as a part of the [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]]' {{BetaSeason|5#Blessings|'''Bad Neighbors'''}} blessing.
-{{Community Lore}}
+On {{BetaSeason|8}}, Day 31, Breadwinner swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts (weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|9.2|4.9}} stat decrease.
-== Early Life ==
-Baldwin Breadwinner's life history is surprisingly shrouded in mystery. She has no known living or unliving relatives, and despite her having had a legal name change,<ref>This does not refer to [[The Wyatt Masoning]].</ref> all documents concerning her past had been mysteriously wisped into the air, floating along the harsh breeze until they met the document-destroying jaws of a nearby incinerator. When asked about this in various interviews, Breadwinner responded vaguely, saying that <blockquote>''"Yeah, I tried to make a pact with the Dark God Beelzeblase in order to give up half my life in order to completely erase my past, among other things. I'm not really sure if it went through, since the summoning was pretty sloppy, and I didn't see anything or anyone when I started dripping my blood in, but a day later, all of my 'The Game of Life' boards that were sitting in my closet had been cut in half. So, you know. Maybe that worked, but the Dark God probably misunderstood the deal."''</blockquote>
-When pressed on her name before her legal change, Breadwinner was recorded as speaking it, but the interviewing correspondent suddenly became deaf, her vision became completely red, and she vomited out an unknown, jet black substance that melted through the floor. The recording glitches around the moment she says her name. Breadwinner, soon after, responds with ''"Hey! Thanks for the assist, bro,"'' and the correspondent recovered from their demonic episode a few hours later.
+On {{BetaSeason|10}}, Day 66, Breadwinner's defensive ability was siphoned by [[Charleston Shoe Thieves]] hitter [[Richardson Games]] in a game with Blooddrain weather.
-Other interviewers attempted to follow up on details concerning her deals with the Dark God Beelzeblase, but she wasn't really too sure what worked and what didn't herself. ''"I tried to make a deal with him to make me an ungodly powerful Blaseball player,"'' she states. She continues, saying ''"But he said '''<u>'man, no, that sounds boring as hell. why don't you just get good'</u>''', so I did that instead."'' Various other attempted deals with the devil were largely frivolous.
+During the {{BetaSeason|10#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner was traded to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] for [[Sutton Dreamy]] via the {{BetaSeason|10#Blessings|'''People's Champion'''}} blessing.
-== Bread Winning Controversy ==
+During the {{BetaSeason|12#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner's defense was increased by {{Star Change|2.5|3.4}} as a result of the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|12#Blessings|'''The Rack'''}} blessing.
-Baldwin Breadwinner is known for only ever eating meals that include bread in them. Whether this means common foods such as toast and sandwiches, or less common bread-based meals such as breadcrumb-covered meatballs and bruschetta, she sticks to this diet very strictly. As a result of this, she's had to clash against her own former team management, as she would often be forced to hold, or even eat, a taco for promotional material. Eventually, she got her wish, and ever since, she had usually been seen in those promotional materials with a lone Subway sandwich as everyone else enjoys their taco.
+On {{BetaSeason|13}}, Day 23, Breadwinner swallowed a [[Peanuts|peanut]] and had an [[Peanuts (weather)#Reactions|allergic]] reaction, resulting in a combined {{Star Change|9.8|5.4}} stat decrease.
-Some members of the team have attempted to get her to try a taco by encasing the taco materials within bread, or sprinkling breadcrumbs on the taco. Breadwinner's statement on the subject is that doing so sort of defeats the point of a taco. People eventually decided to stop questioning this.
+Breadwinner was traded to the [[Miami Dale]] in exchange for [[Logan Horseman]] during the {{BetaSeason|13#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Crabs' {{BetaSeason|13#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will.
-== More Bread ==
+Breadwinner was traded back to the [[Baltimore Crabs]] in exchange for [[Logan Horseman]] during the {{BetaSeason|14#Election Results|@ elections}} via the Dale's {{BetaSeason|14#Wills|'''Exchange'''}} will. Breadwinner was then traded to the [[Hawai'i Fridays]] in exchange for [[Alyssa Harrell]] via the Fridays' '''Exchange''' will.
-Within the Unlimited Los Angeli, wherein time and space are suggestion, not law, Baldwin Breadwinner was surprised and excited to find that all of her bats had been replaced by stale baguettes.
-== Feedback to the Fridays ==
+During the {{BetaSeason|15#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner's stats were rerolled and they gained the {{ModLink|Alternate}} and {{ModLink|Parasite}} modifications as a result of the Fridays' {{BetaSeason|15#Wills|'''Alternate Trust'''}} will.
-On Day 82 of season 4, Fletcher Yamamoto baked a particularly transcendent loaf of bread during his pre-game ritual and had it on display at the Friday's third base snack cart. Those by the cart report that they heard Breadwinner say between mouthfuls of bread, "I wish this loaf lasted forever." Our Lady of Perpetual Friday obliged.
-Since joining the Fridays, Breadwinner has reported that from now on she will only be wearing loafers during games.
+During the {{BetaSeason|16#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner became a pitcher via the Fridays' {{BetaSeason|16#Wills|'''Move'''}} will.
-There are unconfirmed rumors that [[Alyssa Harrell|Harrell]] and Breadwinner have been seen making bread together. Footage: [https://twitter.com/Thelonious_Junk/status/1307327244675813379 part1] [https://twitter.com/Thelonious_Junk/status/1310001495761453056 part2]
+During the {{BetaSeason|17#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner was traded to the [[Dallas Steaks]] with no return via the {{BetaSeason|17#Blessings|'''Alternator'''}} blessing.
-== Trivia ==
+On {{BetaSeason|22}}, Day 84, Breadwinner stole [[Items#Legendary Items|'''The Fifth Base''']] from [[Jaxon Buckley]] at the [[George Fourman Stadium]] via the {{ModLink|Ratification|Ratified}} {{ModLink|Tunnels}}. On Day 90, Breadwinner then {{ModLink|Super Roamin'|super roamed}} to the [[Yellowstone Magic]]. On Day 99, Breadwinner '''super roamed''' to the [[Hades Tigers]]. On Day 108, Breadwinner '''super roamed''' to the [[Tokyo Lift]]. During the {{BetaSeason|22#Election Results|@ elections}}, Breadwinner '''super roamed''' to the [[Boston Flowers]].
-* Baldwin is the loving mother of three children, and plays Blaseball to support them. She also serves her team as a motherly figure, particularly to the Friday’s own [[York Silk]].
+Over the course of {{BetaSeason|23}}, Breadwinner entered and exited the Flowers' [[Shadows]] four times as a result of [[Boston Garden]] {{ModLink|Fax Machine}} and {{ModLink|Voicemail}} events, ending the Season on the lineup.
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+File:Baldwin breadwinner.jpg|Season 3 card, by {{Twitter|name=p_a_mcg}}
-Breadwinner.jpg|art by [https://twitter.com/CocacolaGarlic CocacolaGarlic]
+File:Breadwinner.jpg|art by {{Twitter|name=CocacolaGarlic}}
-Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS.jpg|Season 8 Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS card|link=https://twitter.com/hashtag7thson/status/1309509990374203392
+File:Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS.jpg|Season 8 Baldwin Breadwinner TLOPPS card by [https://mobile.twitter.com/hashtag7thson @william7th]
-AF129EA-F989-4992-B7B2-9505047537DF.png|Baldwin and her loving children, Art by @ConcordForge
+File:5AF129EA-F989-4992-B7B2-9505047537DF.png|Baldwin and her loving children, Art by {{Twitter|name=ConcordForge}}
+File:Baldwin Breadwinner - Goblin.png|Art by {{Twitter|name=GlassGoblin}}
+File:Baldwin Breadwinner - oddsquint.png|Art of Baldwin by {{Twitter|name=Oddsquint}}
+File:Baldwin Breadwinner2 - GlassGoblin.png|Art by {{Twitter|name=Glassgoblin}}
+File:Baldwin Breadwinner- Oddsquint.png|Art by {{Twitter|name=oddsquint}}
+File:Balbre bw crableg.png|alt=a black and white drawing of baldwin breadwinner, a tall skinny black woman with short hair held back from her face with a bandanna. she has heavy scarring running down her left side, from her face down to her missing left arm. she wears an oversized open button-up, long pants, small round sunglasses, and loafers. her right arm is raised up, and two juggling clubs and a sword float above her open palm. behind her, indistinct shadows that look like crab legs and claws sprout from her back.|Breadwinner and her juggling act, by '''[https://twitter.com/saltbuzzard/status/1449438962414759946 @saltbuzzard]'''
+File:Baldwin Breadwinner on the Boston Flowers.png|alt=Baldwin Breadwinner sitting on a beanbag sized pin cushion, with oversized pines in it. Next to them is a large sowing needle with a thread wrapped around it.|Baldwin Breadwinner of the Boston Flowers, art by [https://Twitter.com/Kidror19 twitter.com/Kidror19]
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