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'''Andrew Solis''' is a lineup player for the [[New York Millennials]], having joined the team from the [[Houston Spies]] due to a [[feedback]] swap with [[Valentine Games]] during a game on [[Season 6]], Day 51.
 
'''Andrew Solis''' is a lineup player for the [[New York Millennials]], having joined the team from the [[Houston Spies]] due to a [[feedback]] swap with [[Valentine Games]] during a game on [[Season 6]], Day 51.
  
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== History ==  
 
== History ==  
 
{{Community Lore}}
 
{{Community Lore}}
Andrew Solis is frequently in the headlines for his antics outside of the court of blaseball, but when the umpires gather and blaseball is upon us, you can see a clarity in the eyes of Solis that tells you that no matter what media circus or unsubstantiated rumour may come, his actions are all ultimately for the good of the (formerly) [[Houston Spies]]. As a result of his trade, his actions now serve the [[New York Millennials]], but he maintains a kinship and care for his former Spies teammates.
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Andrew Solis is frequently in the headlines for his antics outside of the court of blaseball, but when the umpires gather and blaseball is upon us, you can see a clarity his eyes that tells you that no matter what media circus or unsubstantiated rumour may come, his actions are all ultimately for the good of the (formerly) [[Houston Spies]]. As a result of his trade, his actions now serve the [[New York Millennials]], but he maintains a kinship and care for his former Spies teammates.
  
 
== Early Career ==
 
== Early Career ==
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In his early Blaseball career, Solis was a polarizing figure. While he showed extraordinary promise as a rookie, he was known for his unsplortsmanlike conduct right after finishing a game. He would regularly avoid simple interview questions by asking his own questions such as, "What is this place?", "How do I get back home?", and "Did those things just kill a guy?"
 
In his early Blaseball career, Solis was a polarizing figure. While he showed extraordinary promise as a rookie, he was known for his unsplortsmanlike conduct right after finishing a game. He would regularly avoid simple interview questions by asking his own questions such as, "What is this place?", "How do I get back home?", and "Did those things just kill a guy?"
  
Recorded off-field interviews with Solis are noticeably uninformative. Despite him clearly excelling in the splort, early interviews with Solis mainly consisted of interviewers having to explain to him the basic rules of Blaseball. Other interviewers had to explain to him the other natural occurrences of the Splort such as [[The Grand Unslam]], and the [[The Wyatt Masoning|Wyatt Masoning]]. These interviews would be later used as educational materials to help younger splorts fans understand Blaseball.
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Recorded off-field interviews with Solis are noticeably uninformative. Despite him clearly excelling in the splort, early interviews with Solis mainly consisted of interviewers having to explain to him the basic rules of Blaseball. Other interviewers had to explain to him the other natural occurrences of the Splort such as [[The Grand Unslam]], and the [[The Wyatt Masoning|Wyatt Masoning]]. These interviews would be later used as educational materials to help younger splorts fans understand Blaseball.
  
 
== "Baseball" Controversy ==
 
== "Baseball" Controversy ==
  
Solis made headlines when he began practicing the ritual "Sport" of "Baseball" during Season 2's offseason. This apparent ritual involved equipment such as a "Bat" (A wooden facsimile of Blaseball's  ████) with an oversized glove and ball made of a material similar to a Blaseball glove. When asked about the origin of these unusual implements, Solis replied, "They were with me when I ████ into the ████."  
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Solis made headlines when he began practicing the ritual "Sport" of "Baseball" during Season 2's offseason. This apparent ritual involved equipment such as a "Bat" (A wooden facsimile of Blaseball's  ████) with an oversized glove and ball made of a material similar to a Blaseball glove. When asked about the origin of these unusual implements, Solis replied, "They were with me when I ████ into the ████."
  
Solis has claimed that these rituals are "Practice" for the next season, and that these rituals are "Harmless". The investigation into these claims are ongoing.  
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Solis has claimed that these rituals are "Practice" for the next season, and that these rituals are "Harmless". The investigation into these claims are ongoing.
  
 
== Personal Life ==
 
== Personal Life ==
  
While his rookie year antics are what Andrew Solis is known for, little is actually known about his personal life. What is known comes from the book, ''Andrew Solis: A Biography.'' by Anonymous.  
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While his rookie year antics are what Andrew Solis is known for, little is actually known about his personal life. What is known comes from the book, ''Andrew Solis: A Biography.'' by Anonymous. The only known copy of this book appeared on the circulation desk of the [[Battin' Island]] branch of the New York Public Library shortly after Solis's entrance into the Millennials' roster. The book contains several redacted pages, notably, only the introduction is currently readable:
 
 
The only known copy of this book appeared on the circulation desk of the [[Battin' Island]] branch of the New York Public Library shortly after Solis' entrance into the Millennials' roster. The book contains several redacted pages, notably, only the introduction is currently readable:
 
  
 
''You just met Andrew Solis, and he is already your friend.''
 
''You just met Andrew Solis, and he is already your friend.''
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''Andrew Solis can find a stud without a stud finder.''
 
''Andrew Solis can find a stud without a stud finder.''
  
''Andrew Solis is the person your Grandmother always refers to when she asks,''
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''Andrew Solis is the person your Grandmother always refers to when she asks, "How's your little friend?" with a knowing look.''  
 
 
''"How's your little friend?" with a knowing look.''  
 
  
 
''You secretly wish you were more than friends.''
 
''You secretly wish you were more than friends.''
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''Andrew Solis knows why he "just looks so familiar", but he can't tell you.''
 
''Andrew Solis knows why he "just looks so familiar", but he can't tell you.''
 
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== Romantic Relationship ==
 
== Romantic Relationship ==
Following his trade from the [[Houston Spies]] to the [[New York Millennials]] in [[Season 6]], Solis became quick friends with former Millennials captain [[Dominic Marijuana]]. The two were often seen in public together on and off of the field. Public sightings would later suggest that the two had entered into a romantic relationship shortly before [[Season 7]] began. When asked about the nature of their relationship, Solis simply said, "Have you seen him? What's there not to like about Cap?" Mutual admission of deeper feelings were shared shortly before Marijuana’s [[incineration]] due to Instability on Day 59 of Season 7. Solis has elected not to comment on the rumors of Marijuana's "sightings" since incineration.
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Following his trade from the [[Houston Spies]] to the [[New York Millennials]] in [[Season 6]], Solis became quick friends with then-Millennials captain [[Dominic Marijuana]]. The two were often seen in public together on and off of the field. Public sightings would later suggest that the two had entered into a romantic relationship shortly before [[Season 7]] began. When asked about the nature of their relationship, Solis simply said, "Have you seen him? What's there not to like about Cap?" Mutual admission of deeper feelings were shared shortly before Marijuana’s [[incineration]] due to Instability on Day 59 of Season 7. Solis has elected not to comment on the rumors of Marijuana's "sightings" since incineration.
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Revision as of 22:28, 28 October 2020

Andrew Solis is a lineup player for the New York Millennials, having joined the team from the Houston Spies due to a feedback swap with Valentine Games during a game on Season 6, Day 51.

Official League Records

Solis joined the league at the beginning of Season 1 as a member of the Houston Spies.

During the Season 9 election, Solis received the Fire Eater modification due to the passing of the Forecast: Eclipse decree.

History

COMMUNITY REPORTS
The remainder of this article contains lore created collaboratively by the Blaseball community.

Andrew Solis is frequently in the headlines for his antics outside of the court of blaseball, but when the umpires gather and blaseball is upon us, you can see a clarity his eyes that tells you that no matter what media circus or unsubstantiated rumour may come, his actions are all ultimately for the good of the (formerly) Houston Spies. As a result of his trade, his actions now serve the New York Millennials, but he maintains a kinship and care for his former Spies teammates.

Early Career

In his early Blaseball career, Solis was a polarizing figure. While he showed extraordinary promise as a rookie, he was known for his unsplortsmanlike conduct right after finishing a game. He would regularly avoid simple interview questions by asking his own questions such as, "What is this place?", "How do I get back home?", and "Did those things just kill a guy?"

Recorded off-field interviews with Solis are noticeably uninformative. Despite him clearly excelling in the splort, early interviews with Solis mainly consisted of interviewers having to explain to him the basic rules of Blaseball. Other interviewers had to explain to him the other natural occurrences of the Splort such as The Grand Unslam, and the Wyatt Masoning. These interviews would be later used as educational materials to help younger splorts fans understand Blaseball.

"Baseball" Controversy

Solis made headlines when he began practicing the ritual "Sport" of "Baseball" during Season 2's offseason. This apparent ritual involved equipment such as a "Bat" (A wooden facsimile of Blaseball's ████) with an oversized glove and ball made of a material similar to a Blaseball glove. When asked about the origin of these unusual implements, Solis replied, "They were with me when I ████ into the ████."

Solis has claimed that these rituals are "Practice" for the next season, and that these rituals are "Harmless". The investigation into these claims are ongoing.

Personal Life

While his rookie year antics are what Andrew Solis is known for, little is actually known about his personal life. What is known comes from the book, Andrew Solis: A Biography. by Anonymous. The only known copy of this book appeared on the circulation desk of the Battin' Island branch of the New York Public Library shortly after Solis's entrance into the Millennials' roster. The book contains several redacted pages, notably, only the introduction is currently readable:

You just met Andrew Solis, and he is already your friend.

Andrew Solis knows how to program a VCR to show the correct time.

Andrew Solis is the person at the bonfire who knows how to actually start a fire.

Andrew Solis can draw a perfect circle.

Andrew Solis remembers your birthday.

Andrew Solis always tips more than 25%.

Andrew Solis can open a beer, even if the pull tab breaks off.

Andrew Solis can find a stud without a stud finder.

Andrew Solis is the person your Grandmother always refers to when she asks, "How's your little friend?" with a knowing look.

You secretly wish you were more than friends.

Andrew Solis is great with kids.

Andrew Solis always has a shoulder to cry on.

Andrew Solis knows why he "just looks so familiar", but he can't tell you.

Romantic Relationship

Following his trade from the Houston Spies to the New York Millennials in Season 6, Solis became quick friends with then-Millennials captain Dominic Marijuana. The two were often seen in public together on and off of the field. Public sightings would later suggest that the two had entered into a romantic relationship shortly before Season 7 began. When asked about the nature of their relationship, Solis simply said, "Have you seen him? What's there not to like about Cap?" Mutual admission of deeper feelings were shared shortly before Marijuana’s incineration due to Instability on Day 59 of Season 7. Solis has elected not to comment on the rumors of Marijuana's "sightings" since incineration.